Table of Contents
1 How to Do Long Division 1
2 How to Deal with Your Best Friend's Extremely Awkward Mother 13
3 How to Do a Waterfall Braid 22
4 How to Tie a Tie 31
5 How to Get the Entire Math Club to Seriously Doubt Your Numerical Abilities 38
6 How to Get Your Flirt On 43
7 How to Give Yourself a Bikini Wax (Or Die Trying) 53
8 How to Be Awesome 65
9 How to Get a Not-Date with the Hottest Guy in School 73
10 How to Go Parking with a Guy 82
11 How to Bake Stuffed Mushrooms 92
12 How to Make Out 104
13 How to Get Invited to the Biggest Party of the Semester 112
14 How to Really Piss Off Your Best Friend 122
15 How to Make a Possibly Huge Mistake 127
16 How to Kick an Apple Cider Habit 136
17 How to Get a Guy to Give You His Pin 144
18 How to Make Tiramisu (And Not Eat It) 152
19 How to Cover a Hickey 161
20 How to Get Someone Else a Black Eye 173
21 How to Fix a Broken Thing 183
22 How to Morph into an It Girl 191
23 How to Cure a Hangover (Among Other Things) 204
24 How to Sink a Three-Pointer 214
25 How to Get a Date to Prom 222
26 How to Throw Out Something That Matters 230
27 How to Remove a Knife from Your Back 239
28 How to Lose Everything 250
29 How to Figure Out Some Very Important Things 261
30 How to Be Me 268
Acknowledgments 274