Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

by Lindy West

Narrated by Lindy West

Unabridged — 7 hours, 16 minutes

Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema

by Lindy West

Narrated by Lindy West

Unabridged — 7 hours, 16 minutes

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Overview

**Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched**

New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?!

From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook.

Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.

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"TWO THUMBS UP."—SAMANTHAIRBY

"Oh God, I hope something I make is skewered by Lindy West—what an honor!"—ELIZABETHBANKS

"It's annoying how many good, funny, and laser-precise books Lindy has written. Here's another damn great book! It's the opposite of shit, actually."—AIDYBRYANT

"[A] laugh out loud romp... [these essays are] warmhearted, acutely self-aware, and surprisingly timely, providing insight into modern society through movies first sold on VHS... Like catching up with a dear and funny friend, this insightful and irreverent book is a soothing balm for turbulent times."—Kirkus Reviews

"Queen of keenly observed, hilariously rendered cultural criticism, West offers this delicious distraction from reality....a cathartic, joyful exploration of entertainment....in true West form she reads like your smartest, funniest, and warmest friend. A perfect blend of substance, escapism, and laughter - a gift from West to the rest of us."Booklist Review (starred)

"It's a no-holds-barred romp through modern movie-making."—LitHub

"[A] hilarious, sharp collection..."—BookRiot

"In our opinion, Lindy West is the ultimate authority, and we agree with her on all matters—including her assessments of beloved iconic movies... Shit, Actually is the ultimate read for the pop culture-obsessed."—Hello Giggles

Library Journal

10/01/2020

Based on her series of essays for Jezebel, on rewatching successful films to see if they stand the test of time, this latest by West (Shrill; The Witches Are Coming) explores the longevity of films, especially those that later became cultural phenomena. The author admits that The Fugitive (1993), in which the hero is also the villain, is her all-time favorite, and she proceeds to judge other films by that standard. She thoughtfully considers rewatching works by beloved celebrities who have later failed us and liking imperfect movies that mean something to us. This leads to a reexamination of her fondness for classics such as Top Gun (1986), Speed (1994), and Face/Off (1997). As indicated by the title, West reserves the most dislike for Love Actually (2003) and does not shy away from profanity, saving it for movies that don't hold up, such as American Pie (1999). Some of these essays were previously published, while others are original to this work. Though the author clearly states that the book isn't meant to be comprehensive, her brief entries may leave readers wanting more. VERDICT This irreverent look at film criticism will be popular among West's many fans and may provide insight for readers grappling with liking flawed films.—Stephanie Sendaula, Library Journal

OCTOBER 2020 - AudioFile

After defending THE FUGITIVE as the “only good movie,” author/narrator/comic Lindy West deconstructs more than 20 fan-favorite films, rating them against FUGITIVE criteria. She lovingly eviscerates everyone’s favorite rom-com, LOVE, ACTUALLY, to hilarious effect. It’s her friendly voice and her surprising comparisons that make for laugh-out-loud moments. She is scathingly comical about casting Tim Allen to play Santa in THE SANTA CLAUSE. “Hearing him say ‘Ho, ho, ho,’ sucked my soul out of my mouth like a haunted cat,” she says. Her salty language may offend, but her performance is top-notch. Her tone and attitude are brutal, honest, and outrageously funny. Her analyses of such gems as the Harry Potter movies, THE LION KING, FACE/OFF, FORREST GUMP, and more are a perfect fit for audio. S.J.H. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award © AudioFile 2020, Portland, Maine

Kirkus Reviews

2020-08-28
Revisiting her early career as an acid-tongued film critic, New York Times columnist West deconstructs 22 blockbusters in this nostalgic, laugh-out-loud romp.

In the introduction, the author labels this collection “silly,” a frivolous work initially conceived as a ray of light for a fraught America. Despite being released into an irreparably altered world—not just due to the pandemic, but also “the demoralizing grind of public life under Donald Trump”—these breezy essays fulfill that promise. They are warmhearted, acutely self-aware, and surprisingly timely, providing insight into modern society through movies first sold on VHS. West rates each film against the Harrison Ford vehicle The Fugitive (“the only good movie”), leaping across genres, from Jurassic Park to Garden State to The Shawshank Redemption. Whether she is excoriating Love, Actually (“the apex of cynically vacant cash-grab sentimentality”), describing how the “best thing” about the Harry Potter series is that she loves to hate it, or discussing whether or not The Lion King’s Mufasa has any actual parenting skills beyond his deep voice, West uses hindsight to gain critical distance and set up her sidesplitting one-liners. The book’s breadth of targets allows for a wide canvas. For example, an essay on Reality Bitesexamines West's own teenage lusts and the dearth of realistic female role models in film while a treatise on The Santa Clause looks at the 1990s humor triumvirate of “lawyer jokes, hatred for psychiatrists, and your divorced parents getting back together." A number of the pieces were previously published online, and some of the jokes may seem crude to West neophytes. But the author uses frivolity and humor as entry points to discussions about racism, sexism, and our tendency to overlook the damage a story can do if it keeps us entertained. Other targets include Rush Hour, American Pie, Titanic, and The Rock.

Like catching up with a dear and funny friend, this insightful and irreverent book is a soothing balm for turbulent times.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940177850030
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 10/20/2020
Edition description: Unabridged
Sales rank: 354,272
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