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If you’re waiting for the world’s “Holy Men” to tell you the truth about their religions, do you suppose they’ll mention that:
- The Tao Te Ching was only created because Lao Tzu was thrown in jail by a disciple who didn’t want to let him leave town without writing down his teachings?
- “Passover” celebrates God killing all firstborn Egyptian kids while Jewish homes were “passed over” by the angel of death?
- Shinto, a natureloving, mellow religion, was transformed by the Japanese government into a nationalistic ideology promoting “holy” war?
Adding to its popular “50 Things You’re Not Supposed To Know” series, Disinformation has teamed with Daniele Bolelli—writer, professor of comparative religion, and renowned martial arts practitioner and philosopher—to tackle an ever more serious and important topic: popular misconceptions about religion. Among other revelations:
- Carpocrates, an early Christian, argued that sex orgies were a key to heaven.
- Prostitution was a religious duty in Mesopotamian temples.
- The two major Chinese religions (Taoism and Confucianism) are completely at odds with each other and yet are often practiced together.
- Despite having persecuted Jews for two thousand years, Christian fundamentalists are Israel’s biggest supporters.
Capturing just the right balance of in-depth knowledge, respect, humor, and irreverence, Bolelli takes an ecumenical approach to the task, revealing surprising, shocking, and little-known facts about the “big three” religions but also many more, including Zen Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, and, of course, the increasingly popular nonreligion: atheism.
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| ISBN-13: | 9781934708767 |
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| Publisher: | Red Wheel/Weiser |
| Publication date: | 06/23/2023 |
| Series: | 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 194 |
| Sales rank: | 436,600 |
| File size: | 1 MB |
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50 THINGS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW RELIGION
By Daniele Bolelli
The Disinformation Company Ltd.
Copyright © 2011 Daniele BolelliAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-934708-76-7
CHAPTER 1
ZEN AND THE ART OF CHOPPING YOUR ENEMIES' HEADS OFF
One of the key principles that good, old Buddha constantly emphasized was non-injury: making every effort to avoid causing pain to any sentient being—whether they be other humans, or animals, or anything in between.
During much of Japanese history, the samurai trained day in and day out to become more effective at slicing and dicing their opponents on the battlefield. The punch line in this is that most of them were devout Buddhists. Yeah, ... I know ... nothing screams Buddhist compassion like making a living by decapitating your enemies ...
So, the obvious question is: why would warriors be attracted to a non-violent religion like Zen Buddhism in the first place?
The answer is simple. Well, kind of ... if the samurai could just conveniently overlook the pesky pacifist piece of Buddhist theology just mentioned, Zen could actually help them tremendously in battle! Still not clear how that works? No problem. Here we go: the odd path that turns this particular school of Buddhism into a weapon for professional killers goes something like this.
The most terrifying emotion that anyone about to go to war has to come to terms with is fear—the sheer terror that the prospect of death, dismemberment, and crippling injuries inevitably produces. Paralyzing fear under these circumstances is natural for anyone who doesn't have a death wish but, paradoxically, it makes the likelihood of getting killed much higher. It is difficult, in fact, to be effective on the battlefield when fear leaves you breathless, with your muscles frozen stiff, and hardly able to move. Entering a sword fight in this physiological state all but ensures that your head will be saying goodbye to the rest of your body rather quickly, since you will not be able to fight to the best of your abilities. The riddle of fear is that it attracts precisely what scares you most. As professional warriors, the samurai knew well how lethal fear could be. But this is where Zen could come to the rescue.
Zen training, after all, is all about quieting the mind, being in the moment with no thoughts of the past or the future, accepting things as they are, mastering one's emotions, and abandoning all attachments. And all these ingredients mixed together offer the perfect antidote to fear. Being able to remain emotionally unmoved when death comes knocking on your door is no easy feat, but can be just as essential for a warrior as mastery of fighting tactics and techniques. Once free from fear, a samurai could fight just as he had trained, without losing precious fractions of seconds due to the excess baggage of tense muscles and shallow breathing.
This is how one of the most peaceful religions in the world ended up being part of the arsenal of the Japanese warrior class. So, bring on a steady diet of Zen meditation! We've got enemies to kill.
CHAPTER 2THE FILTHY LITTLE ATHEIST ... FOUNDING FATHER
The story of his life is richer and weirder than any fiction. Among his close friends were visionary poets such as William Blake as well as political icons like Benjamin Franklin. Napoleon slept with his books by his pillow, and told him statues of gold should be erected to him in every city in the universe (but the admiration was not reciprocated). Thomas Edison believed him to be one of the most brilliant minds in human history. Some of his writings rank among the greatest bestsellers of the 18th century. He participated in the two revolutions (the American and the French) that changed the political face of the modern world. During the American Revolution, George Washington used his writings to inspire his troops to remember what they were fighting for, and even suggested that no other individual had done more for the cause of American independence. John Adams stated that without his pen, Washington's military victories would have been in vain. In France, the revolutionaries invited him to join the National Convention in charge of drafting a new constitution. His unconditional love for freedom, however, made him allergic to "revolutionary" totalitarianism just as much as he was opposed to monarchic totalitarianism. So, Robespierre and his proto-fascist cronies had him arrested and sentenced to death. But the blade of the guillotine missed the date with his neck thanks to a mistake by the jailer in delivering condemned prisoners. Before the mistake was fixed, a future American president, James Monroe, intervened on his behalf and had him rescued. And another president, Thomas Jefferson, personally offered him political asylum.
The man we are speaking of is Thomas Paine.
Even though his name is relatively well known, it is not nearly as celebrated as one may imagine given such a wild, intense existence, and such a deep impact on history. Paine was after all the man who came up with the terms "United States of America," and is credited by many to be the ideological father of modern democracy. So why is his face not on the dollar bills? Why is he not hanging out with Jefferson & co. on Mt. Rushmore? Why is he not given his due among the greatest American heroes?
Paine's problem is that he didn't die in 1792. Had he done that, his place among the pantheon of beloved founding fathers would have been assured. But instead he lived, and wrote another book entitled The Age of Reason. The result? By the time he actually died in 1809, only six people attended his funeral. The most repeated of his obituaries by the newspapers read, "he had lived long, did some good and much harm." His supporters found themselves under relentless attacks. Thomas Jefferson's political opponents had a field day using over and over his friendship with Paine against him. Abraham Lincoln's friends burned a booklet he had written, in which he defended Paine's ideas, for fear that this would irreparably ruin his reputation. Over a hundred years after Paine's death, Theodore Roosevelt still referred to him as a "filthy little atheist."
What exactly was it about The Age of Reason that transformed Paine into a ghost among the founding fathers? Why did he turn overnight from popular hero into a hated villain? It's because the man took on organized religion with a furor, in an age when doing so was neither fashionable nor conducive to good health.
As he wrote, "I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches ... appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
When he had composed passionate defenses of freedom against political tyranny, the masses had loved him. But now that he had composed a passionate defense of freedom against religious tyranny, they hated him. Paine hadn't changed. It's simply that his audience was much readier to attack political rather than religious institutions. But for Paine tyranny was tyranny regardless which adjective was attached to it. To him, sworn enemies like the king of England and Robespierre, the pope and Martin Luther were but different faces of the same evil. Whether they called themselves monarchists or revolutionaries, Catholics or Protestants, whether they indulged in inquisitions or guillotines, didn't matter much since they were all equally addicted to totalitarianism. The Age of Reason was Paine's declaration of war against the religious dogmatism that had squashed individual liberties over the centuries.
The fame of being a godless atheist followed Paine like a shadow forever afterwards. But the punch line in all of this is that Paine was anything but an atheist. It was precisely because he believed in God that he despised organized religions since—in his view—these turned the divine mystery into bad mythology, and projected onto God their own psychotic hopes and fears. In Paine's brand of freedom-loving spirituality, God was something greater than any religion. And this was the belief that cost Paine his place of honor among the founding fathers.
CHAPTER 3THE TAO OF BEING IN JAIL: HOW THE TAO TE CHING WAS CREATED
Being told that a religion's sacred book was composed in jail can easily conjure up in our minds familiar images: persecuted Christians hurrying to write down portions of the New Testament before Roman legionaries knock at their door and introduce them to hungry lions in the Colosseum. Or perhaps we could picture pious Jewish prophets composing hymns to God after being conquered and oppressed by one of the many, many, many nations that conquered and oppressed Jews throughout history. Well ... we can quickly chase these images from our heads because the story we are playing with here is much weirder than that. The hero of our tale is not in jail as a victim of religious persecution. The opposite is actually true. He is in jail because somebody loved his ideas too much.
The setting is ancient China, about 2,500 years ago (give or take a century or two). Our protagonist is Lao Tzu, the mythological creator of Taoism and author of the Tao Te Ching (the philosophical foundation of Taoism). At the beginning of our story, Lao Tzu is very old, but he has not written anything yet. Despite having gained great fame for his wisdom among all those who have come in contact with him, he has always refused to commit his ideas to writing. By this point in his life, Lao Tzu has decided he has had enough of living among the noise and the crowds of the city. So, he packs his bags, resigns from his job in the imperial library, and begins to head out of town. By the time he reaches the city gates, ready to enjoy his well-deserved retirement, he is stopped in his tracks by an adoring fan. The fame of Lao Tzu's brilliant teachings, in fact, has reached the ears of one of the guards at the gate. As fate would have it, he had some friends among Lao Tzu's disciples who had told him wonderful things about how the old man's insights had changed their lives. On a couple of occasions, the gate guard even had a chance to join them and listen spellbound to Lao Tzu's teachings in person. Both times he had walked away amazed by the depth of the man's wisdom, and yet with a feeling that he had barely gotten a small taste of what Lao Tzu had to offer.
But now Lao Tzu was calling it quits. He was getting ready to cash his chips and head off to Florida, or whatever was the ancient Chinese equivalent where old guys went to warm up their achy bones and spend their golden years in the sun. Worse yet, Lao Tzu had so far stubbornly refused to put pen to paper and write down a single word about his unique worldview. And so the old man was about to be gone, vanish forever and be lost to history. The gate guard knew exactly what he had to do.
After several rounds of polite begging only met with Lao Tzu repeatedly turning down his requests, the guard decided to take matters in his own hands: he promptly arrested Lao Tzu, tossed him in jail, gave him all the paper he could need and told him he would only be free when he would finish a book capturing the essence of his teachings. As it turns out, jail is a powerful motivator, so Lao Tzu spent the following three days writing furiously. Eighty-one short poems later Lao Tzu got up, handed his writings to the guard, waved goodbye and disappeared from the pages of history. According to the story, this is how Tao Te Ching, the most important text of Taoism, came into being.
Just like in the case of most tales about the founding of the various world religions, no reliable data confirming the historical truth of this story exists. But unlike in the case of most religions, Taoists freely admit that this is probably nothing but a legend—one of many versions of an imaginative tale. According to them, it matters little whether things really happened this way. The point of the story is to highlight Lao Tzu's distrust of words. In case the first line of the Tao Te Ching wasn't emphatic enough as a warning in this regard ("The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao"), the myth of Lao Tzu's composing the book only under duress makes even plainer a key Taoist concept. Wisdom is something that's alive. On the other hand, words in general, and written words in particular, are an abstraction—too easy to misinterpret. At best, words can give you a glimpse of somebody's wisdom, but far too often people take them too literally and this leads to the annoying tendency of great theories to shape-shift into sinister dogmas. The jail story is a Taoist inside joke to remind us not to take anybody's words as absolute truths. Not such a bad advice considering how often what begin as benign religions turn dark really fast.
So, here's what you can take away from this. Next time you land in jail, you could just follow Lao Tzu's lead, try to ignore the unsavory characters around you, and kill the time by creating a new religion.
CHAPTER 4THE DISTURBING AND UNLIKELY MARRIAGE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS
In the modern American political landscape, Israel has no supporters who are as loyal and determined as some of the most right-winged fringes among Christian evangelicals. By looking at the current Israeli-Christian fundamentalist love-fest, it would be difficult to imagine that these two were not always best friends. But yet, anyone who managed to stay at least half awake during history class should be a bit puzzled by this odd alliance.
For the better part of 2,000 years, the lives of Jews in any country dominated by conservative Christianity has not exactly been a barrel of monkeys. On the contrary, religious persecution was the name of the game. Rabid anti-Semitism has been the norm whenever and wherever church and state went hand in hand. And over the centuries hardcore Christians have put to use their imagination in coming up with every conceivable way to squash the Jewish religious minority among them: from the brutality of the Inquisition to forced conversions, from confining them to special parts of a city (the original "ghettos") to downright expelling them from their lands, from the occasional pogroms to ordinary random acts of violence.
To make matters worse, all of this intense oppression has not been the work of one particular Christian denomination, during one particular point in time. Rather, this has been the norm, and the various branches of Christianity have been outdoing each other in the viciousness of their attacks. Martin Luther, for example, when he first gave birth to the Protestant movement harshly criticized Catholics for how mean they had been toward Jews. But when he realized that Jews were not any more eager to convert to his interpretation of Christianity than they had been to convert to Catholicism, Luther had a fit. He eventually penned a treatise going by the less than politically correct title of On the Jews and Their Lies, in which he advocated setting on fire Jewish synagogues, stealing all their wealth, prohibiting rabbis to teach on pain of death, and enslaving Jews ... yeah, even a drunken Mel Gibson couldn't top this. Incidentally, about 400 years after Luther was done spitting his venom, Hitler's Nazi minions faithfully adopted Luther's program as part of their "final solution." The Holocaust itself, in fact, can hardly be explained without considering the Christian anti-Semitism preached for centuries throughout Europe. By driving a wedge between church and state and emphasizing individual rights, the Enlightenment had seemed to offer hope to Jewish people but, as the Holocaust made painfully clear, you can't undo such long-standing hatred in just a few decades.
So, the obvious question is: why do the spiritual descendants of those who persecuted Jews are now so infatuated with Israel? The answer is simple. Actually, no, I take that back. Once you understand it, it's quite simple, but the path to get there is less than straightforward. Simple is definitely not the right word, for the answer is so bizarre as to be funny.
(Continues...)
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Table of Contents
Contents
Acknowledgments,Introduction,
01 ZEN AND THE ART OF CHOPPING YOUR ENEMIES' HEADS OFF,
02 THE FILTHY LITTLE ATHEIST ... FOUNDING FATHER,
03 THE TAO OF BEING IN JAIL: HOW THE TAO TE CHING WAS CREATED,
04 THE DISTURBING AND UNLIKELY MARRIAGE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS,
05 SEX, SAKE AND ZEN,
06 BANZAI!,
07 THANK YOU GOD FOR KILLING MY ENEMIES' CHILDREN,
08 DEADLY ALLITERATION: MOSES THE MASS MURDERER,
09 HOW A FAILED SIEGE SHAPED THE HISTORY OF RELIGIONS,
10 FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN? I'D LOVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PET KING COBRA,
11 MAMMOTH PORN AND THE CAVEMAN'S HIP HOP: THE ORIGINS OF RELIGION,
12 WE LOVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION ... EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF THOSE STUPID RELIGIONS ...,
13 TO BEAT OR NOT TO BEAT (YOUR WOMEN): THAT IS THE QUESTION,
14 THE DAY GOD STOPPED BEING A RACIST,
15 PISS-DRINKING, DRUGGIE PRIESTS CREATED HINDUISM,
16 STEALING IN THE NAME OF GOD,
17 ORGIES FOR JESUS,
18 BEING A JEWISH MESSIAH IS NOT AS FUN AS ADVERTISED,
19 IF YOU ARE POOR, IT'S BECAUSE GOD HATES YOUR GUTS,
20 CRAZY WISDOM, LAKOTA-STYLE,
21 A LAWFUL, ISLAMIC MARRIAGE ... THAT LASTS AN HOUR,
22 ENLIGHTENED RELIGIOUS POLICIES AND MASS MURDER,
23 BILL CLINTON HATES MASTURBATION AND OTHER TALES,
24 WHY WOULD A YOUNG IRISH CATHOLIC WOMAN TEAR UP A PICTURE OF THE POPE ON ...,
25 THE TRIAL OF THE ZOMBIE POPE,
26 KILL THE BUDDHA,
27 HOW TO GET MONEY AND SEX BY STARTING A RELIGIOUS CULT,
28 HEIL JESUS!,
29 BUDDHIST FUNDAMENTALISM?!?,
30 FREE SPEECH AND ITS ENEMIES,
31 SAINT AUGUSTINE LOVED HOOKERS,
32 BIBLE PORN,
33 ONE BRIDE FOR FIVE BROTHERS,
34 THE GODFATHER OF CHRISTIANITY,
35 THE SLAVE OWNER'S BEST FRIEND: THE BIBLE,
36 TAO IS THE SHIT,
37 WHY A PAGAN EMPEROR WAS THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO CHRISTIANS,
38 GOD'S HIT MAN,
39 IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE),
40 TELETUBBIES ARE GAY (AND GOD HATES THEM),
41 THE SHRINE OF HYPOCRISY,
42 MY GOD HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS: THE GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,
43 HORSES, NIETZSCHE AND THE DESTINY OF THE WORLD,
44 I NEED A HOOKER, SO LET'S GO TO THE TEMPLE,
45 IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID FOR TAOISM, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY CONFUCIANISM,
46 JOHN LOCKE AND THE LIMITS OF TOLERANCE,
47 GOD WEARS DRAGON ROBES AND WANTS YOU TO KICK CONFUCIUS'S ASS,
48 GOOD CHRISTIANS DEVOUTLY FOLLOW JEWISH LAWS AND THE OLD TESTAMENT ... EXCEPT ...,
49 RELIGION WITHOUT RELIGION,
50 WHY CAN'T WE MOVE THE STATE OF ISRAEL TO PARAGUAY?,
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