A crazy ride,
a special treasure,
tears of joy,
enormous pleasure,
wonder of the highest grade,
deepest thoughts are on parade,
all the things you shouldn't miss,
better than the perfect kiss.
You'll laugh,
you'll cry,
so good you'll die.
Worth a first and second look
and more than all the time it took.
Oh...
I also made this book.
Actual book description:
Enter the odd world of B.C. Byron where slightly dead cats and giant spiders are beloved pets, every food can go in the blender, and changing socks is only for fancy folks. 48 poems, 90 pages, filled to the brim with hilarious, witty, and slightly gross stories and illustrations for kids 6 to teen. Spewberty, Nose Goblin, Always Drink the Juice, and Feeling Fancy are just a few of the other favorites in this memorable, quotable, and surprising collection.
About the author:
B.C. Byron is a prolific writer of odd poems inspired by childhood, science, and everyday things. Beside writing books, he also posts new poems and does his own illustrations weekly on his blog at bcbyron.com. He's also an electrical engineer, husband, father of 3 girls, and owner of a bunny that likes to eat his shoelaces.
