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PRIA: Where’d you get that? This... suit?
THEO: Hazmat suit. Hazardous materials.
PRIA: I’m hazardous, eh bubba?
THEO: We both are.
PRIA: Sexy...
THEO: Huh?
PRIA: Get it off, and get on in.
THEO doesn’t move.
THEO: We’re still cool for this?
PRIA: You’ve been cautious your whole life, right? Avoiding people like ourselves because of a theory... our whole lives... leading up to this moment have been mired in precautions.
THEO: Informed by precautions.
PRIA: Mired.
THEO: Sure, mired. Mired.
PRIA: And where’s that got us?
THEO: Here.
PRIA: Right.
THEO: Livin’.
PRIA: Whoopdee for Livin’.
THEO: Still breathin’.
PRIA: Livin’ the dream. Breathin’.
THEO: In one piece.
PRIA starts to disrobe a bit.
PRIA: Take that off and get in. Feel like I’m about to lose my virginity to a robot.
THEO: Just... slow down.
PRIA: What, you’re not horny anymore?
THEO enters but still does not take off the suit.
PRIA: The suit.
THEO doesn’t take off the suit.
You don’t think in your entire... you’ve never accidentally been in an elevator or a grocery store or something with someone like us...
THEO: Probs. I don’t know.
PRIA: And did you explode then? In the elevator? In the dairy aisle? Just by being close?
THEO: Obviously not.
PRIA: So you’re not gonna explode just by being in the room. Our superbugs aren’t laser beams, right?
THEO: No, but—
PRIA: And if we’re gonna cause each other to explode into a million billion pieces, we can at least have some fun on our last night on the planet, heh?
THEO: This is some real shit.
PRIA: What did you expect?
THEO: I got no imagination.
PRIA: This was about not being fragile dolls on a glass shelf, right?
THEO: Right.
PRIA: This was the idea... this moment. Rebels. Together. Right?
THEO: Together.
PRIA: So let’s get at it, stud.