As the U.S. political arena increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, Americans are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada. Yes, under the banner of the Canada Party, the entire country is running for president of the United States. Our campaign promises include:
The phrase "job creators" will be changed to "job creationists," and they will be given seven days to actually create some.
We will continue building oil pipelines, but they will carry maple syrup. If there's a spill, at least the animals will be tasty.
Guantanamo Bay will be closed and the inmates moved to the Arctic, where they can be legally snowboarded.
America, but Better combines the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense. Ready to restore the nation to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have Americans shouting:
As the U.S. political arena increasingly resembles a production of CATS performed by actual cats, Americans are looking for a new leader. That leader is Canada. Yes, under the banner of the Canada Party, the entire country is running for president of the United States. Our campaign promises include:
The phrase "job creators" will be changed to "job creationists," and they will be given seven days to actually create some.
We will continue building oil pipelines, but they will carry maple syrup. If there's a spill, at least the animals will be tasty.
Guantanamo Bay will be closed and the inmates moved to the Arctic, where they can be legally snowboarded.
America, but Better combines the doctrine of American exceptionalism with a dose of Canadian humility and common sense. Ready to restore the nation to its former glory, the Canada Party will soon have Americans shouting:
America, But Better: The Canada Party Manifesto
176America, But Better: The Canada Party Manifesto
176Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781771000628 |
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Publisher: | Douglas & McIntyre Ltd. |
Publication date: | 08/04/2012 |
Pages: | 176 |
Product dimensions: | 4.90(w) x 7.70(h) x 0.60(d) |