This is a book of collected ideas, thoughts and notes of a songwriter living in the 21st century American Midwest, collected mostly from tiny pieces of paper which had been put into various places around the house. The clutter is gone, the ideas are set free and I am no better or worse for sharing madness at work and play. I must stress the fact that a lot of this is made up of ideas for me as a writer for reference and are the seeds borne to give new life to bigger ideas. With this compilation of ideas comes a lot of puns and stupidity as well; things I haven't even read since I wrote them. I will be reading them later and I apologize for anything that someone else may find offensive, but I'm sure they could offend me in some way or another in such a format.