Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION.....vii
I. SCHOOLISHNESS
Student Bloopers Win Pullet Surprises.....3
The World According to Student Bloopers.....7
Excuses, Excuses.....16
II. THE BLUNDERFUL WORLD OF BLOOPERS
Disorder in the Court!.....21
Accidental Bloopers.....27
Wholly Holy Bloopers.....31
It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad, World.....37
Signs of the Times.....41
Welfare Bloopers Fare Well.....47
Stop the Presses!.....49
Two-Headed Headlines.....56
III. INSPIRED GIBBERISH
Modern Day Malapropisms.....69
Mixed-Up Metaphors.....77
An Irish Bull is Always Pregnant.....82
Goldwynisms and Berraisms.....87
Lost In Translation.....93
IV. GRAMMER GAFFES
Mangling Modifers.....101
References Wanted.....105
Laffing at Mispellings.....109
Howta Reckanize American Slurvian.....114
