Bad Lawyer: A Memoir of Law and Disorder

Bad Lawyer: A Memoir of Law and Disorder

by Anna Dorn

Narrated by Alex McKenna

Unabridged — 7 hours, 30 minutes

Bad Lawyer: A Memoir of Law and Disorder

Bad Lawyer: A Memoir of Law and Disorder

by Anna Dorn

Narrated by Alex McKenna

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Overview


Law school was never Anna Dorn's dream. It was a profession pushed on her by her parents, teachers, society... whatever. It's not the worst thing that can happen to a person; as Dorn says, law school was pretty "cushy" and mostly entailed wearing leggings every day to her classes at Berkeley and playing beer pong with her friends at night. The hardest part was imagining what it would be like to actually be a lawyer one day. But then she'd think of Glenn Close on Damages and Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, and hoped for the best.

After graduation, however, Dorn realized that there was nothing sexy about being a lawyer. Between the unflattering suits, sucking up to old men, and spending her days sequestered in a soul-sucking cubicle, Dorn quickly learned that being a lawyer wasn't everything Hollywood made it out to be. Oh, and she sucked at it. Not because she wasn't smart enough, but because she couldn't get herself to care enough to play by the rules.

Bad Lawyer is more than just a memoir of Dorn's experiences as a less-than-stellar lawyer; it's about the less-than-stellar legal reality that exists for all of us in this country, hidden just out of sight. It's about prosecutors lying and filing inane briefs that lack any semblance of logic or reason; it's about defense attorneys sworn to secrecy-until the drinks come out and the stories start flying; and it's about judges who drink in their chambers, sexually harass the younger clerks, and shop on eBay instead of listening to homicide testimony. More than anything, this book aims to counteract the fetishization of the law as a universe based entirely on logic and reason. Exposing everything from law school to law in the media, and drawing on Dorn's personal experiences as well as her journalistic research, Bad Lawyer ultimately provides us with a fresh perspective on our justice system and the people in it, and gives young lawyers advice going forward into the 21st century.


Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

A must-read for anyone considering law school.”—Kirkus

Library Journal

04/16/2021

Dorn chronicles her journey through law school and her brief legal career, which was ultimately only a stop on her path to becoming a full-time writer. Growing up in Washington, DC, she faced intense pressure to follow in the footsteps of her successful attorney father. But she felt she was simply going through the motions as she applied to schools, internships, and jobs. Dorn is unabashed in writing about her lack of studiousness, her love of weed, and her sex life. She spent little time studying, but often passed her tests anyway, though the brutal world of law school often made her feel less-than. She became disillusioned while working as an appellate attorney; in one case, appealing the case of a teen client whose charges directly resulted from being a victim of sex trafficking. Dorn was drawn to jobs that required research and writing, and she eventually realized that writing was where her passion lay. While Dorn's tone is often lighthearted, she nevertheless gives searing social commentary on the systemic racism and misogyny of the U.S. legal system. VERDICT Anyone considering a legal career should pick up this funny, thought-provoking memoir.—Karen Sandlin Silverman, Mt. Ararat Middle Sch., Topsham, ME

Kirkus Reviews

2021-02-16
An irreverent lawyer’s memoir.

“The ‘law’ had been passed down in my family like a hideous heirloom,” writes Dorn, who grew up in Washington, D.C. “My dad was a lawyer. My grandfather was a lawyer. Most of my uncles are lawyers. And it wasn’t just my family—most of the people I grew up with also had families full of lawyers.” Though initially reluctant, the author decided to attend law school, with her grandmother willing to pay the tuition. (Dorn repeatedly admits her privilege.) Given that she wouldn’t be buried under law school debt, she committed to becoming a “good lawyer.” The author candidly and wittily shares the details about her experience becoming a lawyer, beginning with the pressures of law school. “When push came to shove,” she writes, “my favorite thing about being at Berkeley Law was telling people that I was at Berkeley Law. No matter how messy my hair was or how socially bizarre I acted, people assumed I had my shit together.” The day after learning she passed the California bar exam, Dorn expresses mixed feelings: “I woke up feeling relieved but also depressed. I was a lawyer now. I was trapped.” As her career progressed and she witnessed the many flaws in the justice system firsthand, her dedication to helping others wavered. She recounts lawyers using elitist terminology and spending little time and effort writing motions, judges shopping online during testimony and drinking in chambers, the system operating differently when the defendant was wealthy, and a culture that catered to “revolting old men” and maintaining the status quo. Dorn soon became jaded and wanted out, seeking escape in writing (her debut novel, Vagablonde, was well received last year). “I’d started to feel that the system was broken beyond repair, and that continued to depress me,” she writes. In the end, she bucked the system and began following her own laws.

A must-read for anyone considering law school.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940172913266
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 05/04/2021
Edition description: Unabridged
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