BEE HAPPY, The Snot Gobbler's Book of Poems: With Illustrations

by Julie E Craven

Overview

An Illustrated book of Poems. These are poems based on life's observations in a satirical, humorous, comical way, my twist and thoughts on life. There are various types to suit all. From Endearing to Nature to 'The Simpson's' butt type humour to suit teenagers and above. Some of the titles are, TOILET, NUDIST CAMP, THE WORM, WASP, DEAR OLD SANTA, SPITTING (yuk), DOGGY POO (yuk, yuk), GETTING UP, HUMPTY'S ACTUAL DEMISE and many more. Does anyone remember Pam Ayres? These poems are similar style of writing. The book is A4 size and I have only done it in paperback so as to keep the cost down for purchasing. I hope you will enjoy this book of poems and illustrations as much as I have writing and drawing them. Thank you in advance for your interest.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781838495213
Publisher:	J C Publishing
Publication date:	05/31/2021
Series:	The Snot Gobblers Book of Poems , #1
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	98
File size:	9 MB
Age Range:	13 - 18 Years

About the Author

Born in Bury, Lancashire, England. Went to a secondary Modern School. Excelled in Art, Physics, Maths and English Literature. Bought my first property in 1977, refurbished it and sold it for more than double purchase price year later. I have had three children, got four grandchildren. In total I have bought five properties, refurbished them, sold three for more than double purchase price, live in one and let the last out as rental. I am a private Landlord. I have designed and made bespoke furniture and designed and done Landscape gardening. I am happy with my life and now enjoy illustrating and writing my poem books.

Table of Contents

Bumble Bee, This Worm, Caterpillar, Tick Tock Clock, Toilet, Knickers, Dear Old Santa, Teeth, Wasp, Fight 1972, The Dreaded Flea, Beautiful Earth, Scrummy Food, The Fart, Nudist Camp, People, Leprechaun, Yippee Snow, Trouble, Bedtime, Humpty's Actual Demise, Seagulls, Christmas, Threadworms, Journey, Gnome, Ned, My Blinking Hat, Visitors, Spitting, Getting Up, Doggy Doo, My Pussy Cat, School, Blackbird, Waste, Work, Brother, Festivity, Loneliness, Melly + Bird + Cock Robin, Snot Gobblers.