Table of Contents
Introduction: American Shame 1
1 Wish Upon a Star 8
2 Mouseketears 14
3 The Max Factor 20
4 The Magic of "… Baby One More Time" 27
5 Breastgate 39
6 Double-Denim Fantasy 46
7 What a Girl Wants 50
8 Slave 4 Peta 60
9 Not Quite John Hughes 66
10 Britney v. Christina 71
11 A Word from Our Sponsor 81
12 Like a Prayer 87
13 Don't You Noel That You're "Toxic" 96
14 The Sweet Smell of Britney 99
15 A Chaotic Future 107
16 The Body Britney 113
17 No "Fixin" for Britney 122
18 Extra, Extra, This Just In 128
19 Hair Trade 135
20 Britney Goes Guerrilla 137
21 Ready to Break 142
22 Leave Britney Alone! 149
23 Britney Births a Banger 153
24 Love for Sale 163
25 If U Seek Britney 173
26 The Battle for Britney 177
27 Jagged Little Thrill 185
28 The People's Pop Princess 188
29 Haunted Britney 195
30 The Museum of Britney 199
31 X-Posed 205
32 Viva La Britney 209
33 A Mansion Full of Trophies 216
34 Over the Rainbow 218
35 Let the Show Begin 227
36 How #FreeBritney Started 237
37 Secret Coded Britney 244
38 The Business of Britney 252
39 Overprotected 257
40 Third Time A Charm 263
41 Freed Britney? 265
42 The Handmaid 274
43 Britney by Numbers 280
Conclusion: Born to Make You Happy? 288
Acknowledgments 292
Notes 295
Credits 339
About the Author 341