Table of Contents
Prologue 1
1970
Chapter 1 Rat Bins, Unwashed Punks, and White Owl Cigars 7
Chapter 2 Philco Dreams, Philadelphia's Finest, and a Fiat-Footed Bull 15
Chapter 3 Horoscopes, the Fifth Ward, and a Little Mean Guy 23
1971
Chapter 4 Velvet Hot Pants, Tough Going in Laos, and Closed-Circuit Doppelgangers 33
Chapter 5 Little Sissies, Soul Power, and Judy Garland's Shoes 43
Chapter 6 Red Tassels, Celebrity Scribes, and Duke Ellington 55
1972
Chapter 7 Techniques of Ballyhoo, the Pittsburgh Symphony, and Tall Timber 71
Chapter 8 Nietzsche, a Black Hospital, and a Piranha Pond 83
1973
Chapter 9 A Tunnel of Love, a Red Rubber Mouse, and a Veteran Russian 93
Chapter 10 A Short Trip, a Whodoyoucallum, and Old Heroes 105
Chapter 11 A Rope Bed, UFOs, and The Dating Game 113
1974
Chapter 12 Two Pasty Men, a Bad and Ugly Scene, and Ice Cream on a Stick 125
Chapter 13 Marlene Dietrich, a Robot, and an International Smash and Grab 133
Chapter 14 A Leopard-Skin Hat, a Monster, and Mr. Tooth Decay 141
Chapter 15 Nuclearology a Picnic Basket, and Judge Craven 149
Chapter 16 Chicken Claws, Mozambique, and a Convertible Cadillac 159
1975
Chapter 17 Coke-Bottle Glasses, a Florida Dog Track, and a Mummy 169
Chapter 18 Economic Technicians, the Other Wife, and the Wildlife Fund 179
Chapter 19 Subdural Blossoms, Coolers of San Miguel, and Gin 191
Chapter 20 Nursery Rhymes, Pretty Shoes, and a Horrible Soufflé 197
1996
Chapter 21 A Steamboat, Leprosy, and a Caesars Palace Parking Lot 207
2011
Chapter 22 A Second Banana, Betsy Ross, and a Dodge Drafter 225
2013
Chapter 23 A Smell of Sorrow, Ham Hocks, and the Gourmet Products Show 239
Acknowledgments 251
Notes 253
Bibliography 263
Index 267