AUGUST 2023 - AudioFile
Anne-Marie Piazza offers a charming, flexible narration of this hearty romance. Petunia has been enjoying her quaint life as an assistant to a royal named Johnny, but her clumsiness finally lands her in hot water. After she stumbles into an awkward situation with the tabloids, she's given the choice to fake a relationship with Johnny's brooding bodyguard, Matthias, in order to avoid further scandal--or to lose her job. Piazza's range as each character is impressive. Petunia is portrayed as sweet and bubbly, which is a fine contrast to Matthias's stoic seriousness. While the couple's dynamic is colorful and entertaining, Johnny's bumbling personality adds another layer to a lively performance. This audiobook will more than satisfy listeners looking for a fun robust romance. G.M. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award © AudioFile 2023, Portland, Maine
Publishers Weekly
06/19/2023
Parker (Battle Royal) pairs a palace aide with her security guard colleague in a contemporary romance that expertly balances heat and heart. Petunia “Pet” De Vere is an aide to disaster-prone Johnny Marchmont, the new husband of Princess Rose of Albany, fourth in line to the British throne. Matthias Vaughn, Johnny’s senior personal protection officer, has rescued Pet from numerous sticky situations (including a knife attack intended for Johnny), but he’d like to be more to her than just a bodyguard. After a sketchy tabloid reporter takes an innocent picture of Pet and Johnny and alleges they’re having an affair, Pet and Matthias agree to pretend they’re involved with each other to quash the rumors. Their fake relationship inevitably turns real, but the road to true love does not run smooth. Matthias doubts his own worth after a childhood in the foster care system and is also haunted by the murder of his foster brother and best friend. Meanwhile, Pet, the product of an affair, wrestles with her place in the world after discovering a new clue about her mysterious biological father’s identity. Wacky humor prompts giggles in many places, but Parker also infuses her characters with impressive emotional depth. This is a solid choice for any beach bag. (Aug.)
From the Publisher
"Parker returns with an endearing and equally humorous follow-up to Battle Royal with a serious but gentle bodyguard, an adorably sunny assistant, and a cast of secondary characters who deserve books of their own." — Library Journal
“[A] contemporary romance that expertly balances heat and heart. … Wacky humor prompts giggles in many places, but Parker also infuses her characters with impressive emotional depth. This is a solid choice for any beach bag.” — Publishers Weekly
"Parker blithely continues to wage her brilliantly executed charm campaign with readers by delivering a grumpy-sunshine love story that radiates delightfully acerbic wit, smoldering sexual chemistry, and swoon-worthy sweet romance." — Booklist
“Lucy Parker writes deliciously fun enemies-to-lovers perfection!” — Tessa Bailey, New York Times bestselling author
“Only an author as deft and gifted as Parker could seamlessly mix these things into one tale and have them come out as perfectly calibrated, delectably sweet, and emotionally layered as a masterful wedding cake." — Entertainment Weekly on Battle Royal
"Lucy Parker’s books are marvels of wit and warmth and empathy, and Battle Royal is no exception. It’s as delicious as the cakes baked by Sylvie and Dominic, from first page to last. I swooned, laughed, wept, and loved the story wholeheartedly, and I can’t wait to reread it ASAP." — Olivia Dade, national bestselling author of Ship Wrecked
"Parker is a writer who knows her audience, and she keeps raising the bar when it comes to warm romances and charming tropes. Opposites attracting over delicious cakes and the fearsome thrill of competition are a heady combination as Sylvie and Dominic's chemistry snaps, crackles, and pops off every page. The slow burn of the romance is tantalizing and well paced, though there is plenty of setting and detail to take in while readers await the inevitable happily-ever-after. An utterly delicious romance that's meant to be devoured." — Kirkus Reviews (starred review) on Battle Royal
"Parker’s winsomely witty and whimsically inventive contemporary romance is truly scrumptious. From the zippy dialogue and humorous banter exchanged between the book’s perfectly matched protagonists to the delectable descriptions of sweet treats that would not be out of place in Willy Wonka’s factory, this deliciously sexy love story whips up everything romance readers crave." — Booklist (starred review) on Battle Royal
"With a perfect trifecta of endearing characters, superb use of the enemies-to-lovers trope, and a chemistry-laden slow burn, this excellent start to Parker’s newest series is one readers will rush to dive into." — Library Journal (starred review)
Library Journal
05/01/2023
Petunia "Pet" De Vere and Matthias Vaughn both play integral, if sometimes opposing, roles in their jobs for the newly royal-by-marriage, sweet but accident-prone Johnny Marchmont. Matthias is his ever-present and ever-serious bodyguard, whose personal experiences in loss on the job have led to his strict enforcement of protocol. Pet, as Johnny's personal assistant, understands the new royal needs to break free of the confines occasionally and makes decisions accordingly—usually against protocol. When rumors start to fly that Pet and Johnny are having an affair, action must be taken, and the easiest, for everyone else, is to have Pet and Matthias fake a relationship for the tabloids. They know this is probably the fastest way to make the rumors disappear quickly and decide to play along. But neither could have predicted that spending time together would require participation in a heist, solving a decades-old mystery, or really falling in love. VERDICT Parker returns with an endearing and equally humorous follow-up to Battle Royal with a serious but gentle bodyguard, an adorably sunny assistant, and a cast of secondary characters who deserve books of their own.—Kellie Tilton
AUGUST 2023 - AudioFile
Anne-Marie Piazza offers a charming, flexible narration of this hearty romance. Petunia has been enjoying her quaint life as an assistant to a royal named Johnny, but her clumsiness finally lands her in hot water. After she stumbles into an awkward situation with the tabloids, she's given the choice to fake a relationship with Johnny's brooding bodyguard, Matthias, in order to avoid further scandal--or to lose her job. Piazza's range as each character is impressive. Petunia is portrayed as sweet and bubbly, which is a fine contrast to Matthias's stoic seriousness. While the couple's dynamic is colorful and entertaining, Johnny's bumbling personality adds another layer to a lively performance. This audiobook will more than satisfy listeners looking for a fun robust romance. G.M. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award © AudioFile 2023, Portland, Maine
Kirkus Reviews
2023-06-08
A stoic royal bodyguard and his charge’s personal assistant fake a relationship to distract hungry tabloids.
The sunny Petunia De Vere works as the personal assistant to Johnny Marchmont, new husband of the atypical Princess Rose. With her cheerful disposition, Petunia is often at odds with Marchmont's gruff and grumpy bodyguard, Matthias Vaughn, who finds himself constantly stepping in when Marchmont’s clumsiness hurls Petunia into embarrassing situations. This happens so often that tabloids have begun to take notice, suspecting that the princess’s husband already has a wandering eye. As a method of combatting the vicious paparazzi, Rose suggests that Petunia and Matthias fake a whirlwind romance. Their royalty-adjacent positions should be enough to get reporters talking and out of newlywed Rose and Johnny’s hair. Beneath both Petunia’s effervescent facade and Matthias’ stone-faced exterior lie similar pain and trauma. They bond and open up about their darkest moments slowly and tenderly, which should have been enough to keep this slow burn sizzling. Obstacles keep appearing, though, which results in a disjointed back-and-forth that will elicit mostly frustration instead of longing on the part of the reader. Parker’s books tend to have an engaging secondary cast, and she eventually grants them their own happily-ever-afters. Petunia and Matthias feature prominently in the series’ first book, Battle Royal (2021), and reading that will give you a good foundation to the characters’ beginnings. While their romance balances some darker history with their comedic mismatch in both stature and personality, it lacks the usual spark of wit found in Parker's previous pairings. With each new twist, Petunia and Matthias’ courtship became staler; the romance would have been better served by giving the pair time to breathe and blossom rather than rushing them toward the next hurdle to be overcome.
An unusual misstep that lacks the full-wattage charm of Parker’s earlier romances.
