Curses are the Worst (Scared Silly #1)

by Elizabeth Eulberg

Overview

Goosebumps meets The Baily School Kids in this young middle-grade series about four unlikely friends who must band together to save their town from an evil curse!

WARNING: This book contains a very scary and silly story about a long-dormant witch's curse that’s been unleashed on the unsuspecting town of Cauldron’s Cove. It’s revenge, over three hundred years in the making. (Hey, better late than never!)

When Regan, Sofia, Bennett, and Darius unfairly get put into detention, they know something is wrong. And they’re right: This detention is far from ordinary. Their science teacher, Ms. Stein, believes that by using these kids’ DNA she can create an army of “perfect” students who have Sofia’s smarts, Regan’s heart, Bennett’s likeability, and Darius’s loyalty. Soon the clones are wreaking havoc around town and getting the real kids in trouble!

Will the kids be able to save the town or will they be cursed for eternity? There’s only one way to find out and fair warning, dear reader, you should definitely read this with the lights on.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781338815351
Publisher:	Scholastic, Inc.
Publication date:	03/07/2023
Pages:	208
Sales rank:	628,623
Product dimensions:	5.20(w) x 7.40(h) x 0.60(d)
Lexile:	670L (what's this?)
Age Range:	8 - 12 Years

About the Author

Elizabeth Eulberg was born and raised in Wisconsin before heading off to college in Syracuse and making a career in the New York City book biz. She is the author of The Lonely Hearts Club, Prom and Prejudice, Take a Bow, Revenge of the Girl with the Great Personality, Better Off Friends, and We Can Work It Out.

Editorial Reviews

01/30/2023

Opening with a content warning send-up (“broccoli, lightning, annoying siblings”) and quickly traveling back in time, Eulberg (The Best Worst Summer) starts this lively series kickoff with a brief look at the Salem witch trials. Parenthetical-studded prose details the flight of witch Ann Wilder from Salem to small-town Cauldron’s Cove, where Wilder is blamed for an errant bolt of lightning and burned at the stake—and where a mathematical error causes her dying curse to remain dormant for 331 years. “Fast-forward to the time of the internet, long hot showers, and flushing toilets,” where, in contemporary Cauldron’s Cove, 10-year-old Regan Charles, who’s dyslexic and has an auditory-processing condition, finds herself in detention despite having done nothing wrong. As beloved science teacher Ms. Stein begins to enact Ann Wilder’s late-breaking revenge, Regan and her fellow detention denizens—sporty, blond Bennett Norland; his megasmart future stepsister, Sofia Vargas; and mayor’s son Darius Washington, a superhero fan—are thrown into a high-stakes adventure around the witch’s curse. Nonstop wordplay and an anonymous, fourth-wall-breaking narrator make for a spirited adventure. Most characters read as white; Sofia and Darius are described as having brown skin. Ages 8–12. Agent: Suzie Townsend, New Leaf Literary. (Mar.)

Publishers Weekly

Praise for the Scared Silly series:

"Frightfully funny. Scared Silly is so hilarious and creepy I nearly peed my pants — twice!" — Max Brallier, author of the New York Times bestselling The Last Kids on Earth series

"An enjoyable read just right for Goosebumps fans." — Booklist

"Big on humor and heart." — Kirkus Reviews

"Nonstop wordplay and an anonymous, fourth-wall-breaking narrator make for a spirited adventure." — Publishers Weekly

From the Publisher

2023-01-25
An elementary school Breakfast Club jumps into action when their science teacher starts cloning them.

Something smells when 10-year-old Regan Charles and fellow fifth graders Bennett Norland, Sofia Vargas, and Darius Washington find themselves in detention for the flimsiest of reasons. Even more suspicious, their typically fun science teacher, Ms. Stein, collects specimens of hair, saliva, and snot from the group. When they discover her plan to create the perfect student, it’s up to them to save the day. Despite the subject matter, this one is more funny than scary. Frequent asides from the narrator, though humorous, may break the book’s flow for some readers. Fortunately, the multifaceted protagonists make up for that. Regan, a proud fat girl who wears bright colors and isn’t afraid to take up space, is in tune with her fears and anxieties but doesn’t let them hold her back from being selfless, brave, and awesome. Outwardly confident Bennett must learn to stand up to his friends while trying to win over his prickly, soon-to-be stepsister, Sofia, who may have a softer interior than anyone realizes. As a Black boy, Darius deals with racism; he also feels the pressure of being the son of Cauldron Cove’s mayor when he just wants to bake, hang out with friends, and read his comics. Conversations about privilege and confronting historical injustice are included without feeling didactic. Regan and Bennett present as White; Sofia is cued as Latine; Ms. Stein is described as having curly dark hair.

Short on chills but big on humor and heart. (Fiction. 9-12)

Kirkus Reviews