Damned If You Do
Seven years ago, Cordelia Scott sold her soul to a demon in exchange for getting rid of her abusive father. Which is extra awkward because she doesn't remember it: part of the bargain was to erase the memory. Ever since, life has been as normal as it can be-she is stage managing the school
play (which is going great, if anyone asks), pining over her best friend Veronica (also going great), and failing one too many pop quizzes.
But the past can't stay buried forever, and it inconveniently comes back to haunt her when her school guidance counselor, Fred, reveals that he's the same demon she sold her soul to all those years ago. This is, admittedly, hard to believe. He's wearing a graphic tee and is surrounded by motivational
posters, but when he summons the flames of hell in his office, Cordelia can't really argue. To make matters worse, he's here to make another bargain: help him with a “little” demonic problem of his own, or she's doomed to spend eternity in hell with her father.
All she has to do is help Fred neutralize a rival by imprisoning him in a Maleficent figurine. And, if she doesn't, said rival will destroy the world with Demon Capitalism. It's totally fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?
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Damned If You Do
Seven years ago, Cordelia Scott sold her soul to a demon in exchange for getting rid of her abusive father. Which is extra awkward because she doesn't remember it: part of the bargain was to erase the memory. Ever since, life has been as normal as it can be-she is stage managing the school
play (which is going great, if anyone asks), pining over her best friend Veronica (also going great), and failing one too many pop quizzes.
But the past can't stay buried forever, and it inconveniently comes back to haunt her when her school guidance counselor, Fred, reveals that he's the same demon she sold her soul to all those years ago. This is, admittedly, hard to believe. He's wearing a graphic tee and is surrounded by motivational
posters, but when he summons the flames of hell in his office, Cordelia can't really argue. To make matters worse, he's here to make another bargain: help him with a “little” demonic problem of his own, or she's doomed to spend eternity in hell with her father.
All she has to do is help Fred neutralize a rival by imprisoning him in a Maleficent figurine. And, if she doesn't, said rival will destroy the world with Demon Capitalism. It's totally fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?
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Damned If You Do

Damned If You Do

by Alex Brown

Narrated by Amielynn Abellera

Unabridged — 11 hours, 38 minutes

Damned If You Do

Damned If You Do

by Alex Brown

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Overview

Seven years ago, Cordelia Scott sold her soul to a demon in exchange for getting rid of her abusive father. Which is extra awkward because she doesn't remember it: part of the bargain was to erase the memory. Ever since, life has been as normal as it can be-she is stage managing the school
play (which is going great, if anyone asks), pining over her best friend Veronica (also going great), and failing one too many pop quizzes.
But the past can't stay buried forever, and it inconveniently comes back to haunt her when her school guidance counselor, Fred, reveals that he's the same demon she sold her soul to all those years ago. This is, admittedly, hard to believe. He's wearing a graphic tee and is surrounded by motivational
posters, but when he summons the flames of hell in his office, Cordelia can't really argue. To make matters worse, he's here to make another bargain: help him with a “little” demonic problem of his own, or she's doomed to spend eternity in hell with her father.
All she has to do is help Fred neutralize a rival by imprisoning him in a Maleficent figurine. And, if she doesn't, said rival will destroy the world with Demon Capitalism. It's totally fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

05/29/2023

A high school senior who accidentally sold her soul to a demon must contend with the delayed consequences in Brown’s Filipino folklore–inspired tragicomedy debut. Filipino American student stage manager Cordelia Scott is immersed in tech week for her school’s play about Deal Day, an annual Ruin’s End tradition in which one person purportedly makes a deal with the devil. Though she’s invested in the tale, she doesn’t believe it’s real until Fred Williams, her new school guidance counselor, reveals that he’s a demon—and that he dragged her physically abusive father to hell in exchange for a piece of her soul as her Deal Day wish when she was 10. Now he’s come to make a new deal: Fred will return the fragment of Cordelia’s soul if she helps him capture a rival demon who has been preying on Ruin’s End’s townspeople. Filipino cultural and mythological elements add refreshing notes to rapid-fire Buffy the Vampire Slayer–style action, while heartening found family dynamics counterbalance dark depictions of abuse in this intense adventure. The cast features strong queer representation and racially diverse supporting characters. Ages 14–up. Agent: Renee Nyen, KT Literary. (Aug.)

From the Publisher

"Filipino cultural and mythological elements add refreshing notes to rapid-fire Buffy the Vampire Slayer–style action, while heartening found family dynamics counterbalance dark depictions of abuse in this intense adventure."

Publishers Weekly

"Brown strikes a delicate balance between light and dark, showing readers that the grimmest parts of ourselves are worth accepting. Damned If You Do is mature and complex while making plenty of space for humor, friendship and love, affirming the power of relationships to help us grow in ways that feel impossible on our own."

BookPage

"Owing much to TV shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supernatural, Brown's loving homage to fun, paranormal adventure series contains fresh elements that make this novel her own, including a strong infusion of Filipino folklore and a prominent queer romance [...] light and fast paced."

Booklist

"Fans of black comedy will enjoy the quirky plot, preposterous premise of a demon trapped in a Precious Moments Maleficent figurine, and scenes of gory violence sprinkled with sardonic commentary."

Kirkus Reviews

"Brown delivers on both snark and heart here, giving readers an impressively built plot while never losing sight of Cordelia as a wounded soul [...] who has used a combination of biting wit, self-deprecation, and sheer force of will to withstand the lasting damage of her father's abuse."

—BCCB

Kirkus Reviews

2023-05-24
A week before the 100th anniversary of a Massachusetts town’s founding, demons emerge.

Urban legend has it that Ruin’s End founder Ryeland Jones made a deal with a demon to establish the town. Deal Day, the eve of the town’s anniversary, is said to be a time when one person’s wish is granted. Skeptic Cordelia Scott does not buy it. That is, until Fred Williams, a demon masquerading as her cheesy high school guidance counselor, confirms that not only is Deal Day real, but Cordelia actually made a bargain with Fred when she banished her abusive father seven years ago. As the stage manager for Our Demon Town, a musical about the town’s founding, Cordelia is heading into a grueling tech week when Fred tasks her with a seemingly impossible mission that will require her to literally face her inner demons of guilt and self-hate and very real monsters—like an aswang from Filipino folktales. She is helped by many, including best friend and love interest Veronica, and also turns to her Catholic church for support. Fans of black comedy will enjoy the quirky plot, preposterous premise of a demon trapped in a Precious Moments Maleficent figurine, and scenes of gory violence sprinkled with sardonic commentary. However, the story is let down by confusing plot gaps and repetition that impedes deeper character development. Cordelia and Veronica are Filipina; most other characters are cued White.

In need of refinement. (Paranormal. 13-18)

Product Details

BN ID: 2940159928184
Publisher: Recorded Books, LLC
Publication date: 08/01/2023
Edition description: Unabridged
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