Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

by Alberto Toribio

Overview

A no-holds-barred, medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself!
Astrology--what is it good for? According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life. Not necessarily in that order. But maybe in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You will feel attacked, and you will laugh bitterly about the signs of your exes, and afterwards, you will follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other crucial information that will lay bare your emotional truths and maybe elicit a giggle or two. Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who will give you the hard truths, even when it hurts (especially when it hurts).

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781454945536
Publisher:	Sterling Ethos
Publication date:	06/28/2022
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	192
Sales rank:	354,862
File size:	6 MB

About the Author

Alberto “Alby” Toribio is The Astrology Dirtbag, a well-informed and lovingly caustic guide to cosmic wisdom. He runs @gnarlyastrology, a popular astrology account beaming memes and life lessons to its over 200k followers. Alberto has been interviewed in Vogue, Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, and more. He lives in Queens, NY.
 

Editorial Reviews

Hip and relevant; destined to be loved by millennials.” — Library Journal
 

From the Publisher

05/06/2022

Toribio (known as the Astrology Dirtbag to the 200,000 followers of his astrological Instagram account @gnarlyastrology) presents an introductory volume on astrology that presents a profile of each Zodiac sign, its relationship to the sun and moon, and its role in one's natal chart. The latter is the map of the planets and heavens as positioned during one's birth. The profiles of each sign include examples of beliefs, behaviors, preferences, emotions and tendencies. There are examples of how the signs interact with each other, as well as a helpful explanation of Mercury in Retrograde. The chapters can be read in order or browsed sign by sign; they are also organized by sun and moon dominance. For Toribio, astrology is about empathy, and learning to relate to one another more successfully. His direct language, peppered with curse words as adjectives and chock full of pop culture references, accomplishes this by catapulting the clichéd image of a mystic hippie fortune teller into an evolved, modern-day human who wants to be their best self and have fun while doing it. VERDICT Hip and relevant; destined to be loved by millennials.—Tina Panik

Library Journal