Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

by Tyler Perry

Narrated by Tyler Perry

Unabridged — 4 hours, 38 minutes

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

by Tyler Perry

Narrated by Tyler Perry

Unabridged — 4 hours, 38 minutes

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Overview

If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of the smash hits*Diary of a Mad Black Woman,*Madea's Family Reunion, and*Madea's Witness Protection, it's that she's got something to say. Now the beloved, sharp-tongued, pistol-packing grandmother has her own lifestyle*book-part memoir, many parts hard-won, hilarious, straight-up in-your-face words of wisdom.*Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings*is a #1*New York Times*bestseller and a won a Quill Award for Book of the Year, Best Humor Book in 2006.

Editorial Reviews

At the center of Tyler Perry's comic extravaganza is Madea Simmons, a delightfully untamed, trash-talking, 68-year-old black grandmother. This foul-mouthed, pot-smoking, pistol-packing matriarch achieved film fame in Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion. In Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings, Madea dispenses strong opinions on love, marriage, church, the Bible, neighbors, bad blood, money, health, aging, and mortality.

Publishers Weekly

One could say that if the title of this book confuses you, then you probably shouldn't be reading it. But, as Madea helpfully suggests, "If you don't understand something I'm saying here and you're not black, you will have to ask somebody who is." Madea-Southern-speak for "mother dear"-is the fierce alter ego of Tyler Perry, who has paraded the marijuana-smoking, pistol-packing, trash-talking matron through a series of hit gospel plays and films. Although primarily a comic figure based on unapologetically crude behavior coming from a harmless-looking old lady, Madea is envisioned by Perry (who provides his own introduction before turning the reins over to his inner grandma) as a throwback to a time when strong matriarchs ruled the community. The result is a surprisingly fresh compilation of homespun advice-which Madea says the reader should take "at your own risk"-on love, sex, getting ahead in life and (strangely) the thousand-plus uses of Vaseline. Although veering dangerously close to serious at times, Perry litters Madea's anarchic, stage-ready monologues with hilariously bad quips along the lines of "the grass is always greener on the other side, but the water bill is higher." (Apr. 11) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940170369874
Publisher: Penguin Random House
Publication date: 02/01/2007
Edition description: Unabridged
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