Don't Point That Thing at Me

A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don't Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai, degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and acknowledged coward.

With his thuggish manservant, the incomparably named Jock Strapp, Mortdecai endures all manner of nastiness involving stolen paintings, a vintage Rolls Royce, secret police, a whirlwind trip to the United States, a dead client, and a ravishing and wealthy young widow-all just to make a dishonest living. He's not one to pass up a drink, and he prides himself on being stylishly dressed for whatever occasion may present itself, no matter how debauched. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crime, and suspense.

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Don't Point That Thing at Me

A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don't Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai, degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and acknowledged coward.

With his thuggish manservant, the incomparably named Jock Strapp, Mortdecai endures all manner of nastiness involving stolen paintings, a vintage Rolls Royce, secret police, a whirlwind trip to the United States, a dead client, and a ravishing and wealthy young widow-all just to make a dishonest living. He's not one to pass up a drink, and he prides himself on being stylishly dressed for whatever occasion may present itself, no matter how debauched. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crime, and suspense.

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Don't Point That Thing at Me

Don't Point That Thing at Me

by Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by Simon Prebble

Unabridged — 6 hours, 30 minutes

Don't Point That Thing at Me

Don't Point That Thing at Me

by Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by Simon Prebble

Unabridged — 6 hours, 30 minutes

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A cult classic in the United Kingdom since its first publication there in the 1970s, Don't Point That Thing at Me is the first of a series of hilarious and dark-humored crime thrillers featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai, degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and acknowledged coward.

With his thuggish manservant, the incomparably named Jock Strapp, Mortdecai endures all manner of nastiness involving stolen paintings, a vintage Rolls Royce, secret police, a whirlwind trip to the United States, a dead client, and a ravishing and wealthy young widow-all just to make a dishonest living. He's not one to pass up a drink, and he prides himself on being stylishly dressed for whatever occasion may present itself, no matter how debauched. Don't miss this brilliant mixture of comedy, crime, and suspense.


Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

Charlie Mortdecai will appeal to listeners because he hovers in the gray area between right and wrong. He s absolutely charming and cultured as he relates his illegal pursuits in the world of arts and antiques. Prebble s mature raspy voice enhances Mortdecai s appeal as he navigates listeners through this first hand account of his adventures in the United Kingdom and the United States as he delivers and acquires highly sought-after goods. Accompanied by his intelligent but gruff servant, Jock Strapp, Mortdecai uses his keen wit, quick thinking, and upper-class esteem to manage his way out of some zany predicaments. Although perhaps a little older sounding than the "middle aged" Mortdecai, Prebble s timing, tone, and emphasis in this very sarcastic narrative more than makes up for the discrepancy. Unfortunately, poor sound editing leaves over half a dozen instances where Prebble s voice audibly shifts, ruining the pre-established pace and tone as if the segment was re-recorded and slipped into the original piece. These distractions only briefly deter the listener from full encapsulating themselves in this enjoyable tale. Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information

Library Journal

Bonfiglioli's comic thriller series features low-life Charlie Mortdecai and his sidekick Jock Strapp. This initial 1972 outing is a mishmash of stolen artworks, secret police, and a hot young widow. Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews

Yes, yes, the West has declined, but that's no reason Bonfiglioli (1928-85) can't dance on its grave in this laugh-out-loud nasty tale of international intrigue first published in the UK 30 years ago. The Hon. Charlie Mortdecai is a tatty art dealer who just wants to keep sniggering at everything and everyone he meets, starting with himself and Jock Strapp, his "anti-Jeeves." But things keep happening to Charlie. Extra Chief Supt. Martland, his old schoolmate, accuses him of receiving a stolen Goya and then, when the painting is traced to the Rolls Royce of a Mortdecai intimate who turns up dead, presses him to accompany the hiding place on a trip to the USA, deliver it to its owner, Milton Krampf, and complete Krampf's earthly happiness by executing him. Though Charlie's only credential for a diplomatic passport is that his face fits in the spot for the photograph, he's soon driving the Interstates, leading a mysteriously coy escort to Krampf's West Coast digs. On his arrival, he finds that Krampf's wife Johanna is surprisingly eager to greet him and that Krampf has even more obligingly keeled over just before their welcoming tryst. If only things could stay so lovely. One thing, as Charlie would say, stands out like Priapus: Americans whose most intensive exposure to nonstop blather has been Kinky Friedman are in for one wild, equally plotless ride. Two sequels will follow.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940169906110
Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.
Publication date: 01/01/2006
Series: Charlie Mortdecai Mysteries , #1
Edition description: Unabridged
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