Elvirus: Elvi-Geddon, Dawn of the Elvi Invasion

by Dave Ehlert

Overview

The story of an insidious plot to infect the world's population with a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvis Impersonators. In 1965, twelve years before Elvis Presley met his untimely death, there were only a hundred Elvis Impersonators World-wide. In 2017, the 40th anniversary of the King’s death, estimates are that there will be over 100,000 of these misguided, often musically challenged and most always psychologically damaged creatures. Never before has society witnessed such a rapid growth in a segment of society heretofore thought of as benign although highly nauseating to normal folks. The explosion in the population of these ersatz “Kings of Rock n’ Roll” has inspired social forensic scientists to theorize what caused this phenomenon. What they found is both surprising and disturbing.
Documents have revealed that the source of the problem can be traced back to the spread of a mutant organism starting with the million plus visitors to Graceland in the aftermath of his death and continuing to this day. Graceland has been established as being second only to the White House in most visited personal residences. This organism finds a host in these myriads and, those infected become “carriers” of the gene. When the “carrier” passes that virus laden gene onto a susceptible victim, the victim has no choice but to become an Elvis Impersonator. One telling event showing the sinister nature of the progression was a macabre “Elvis Happening” during the Bi-Centennial Celebration when 200 Elvis Impersonators were crammed on a barge floating down the Potomac. Where on earth was the CDC? The sinking of that mutant gene carrying barge would have been worth a million vaccinations! As the situation gets worse the outbreak of Elvis Zombies intensifies and Elvi are replicating, spawning hot spots of Elvi popping up all over the world. Just watching an Elvi sing could risk coming in contact with the mutant gene and becoming one of the Elvi Zombies. Will this continue until every last person on earth surrenders to Elviurs? Who or what can defeat this menace? As you sit feeling safe in your home, can you feel the effects of Elvirus? Have you been humming an Elvis song as you read this?

Product Details

BN ID:	2940046125740
Publisher:	Dave Ehlert
Publication date:	08/25/2014
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	3 MB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Dave Ehlert - Bio Name: Dave Ehlert Born: Waukegan, IL May 7, 1951 Schools Attended: Grayslake Community High School Grayslake, IL (1966-1967) Graduated Zion Benton High School Zion, IL (1969) Majors: Creative Writing and Drama. Minors: Public Speaking and History Furthered specific studies of Mark Twain particularly in online sessions with lecturers from Yale, Berkley, St. Mary’s College in Maryland, Elmira College, University of the Pacific, Bowling Green State University, Swarthmore College and University of California. Performance History Dave Ehlert began performing in 1965 as Elvis in what has become the longest running Elvis Tribute Show in the world. He’s the first performer to be inducted to the Elvis Performer’s International Hall of Fame. He has performed in 44 states, Mexico and Canada as well as on a cruise ship in international waters. From 1994-2012, he operated the first theatre ever built in the tourist mecca Branson, MO. There, he widened his act to include tributes to many other characters including Tom Jones, Neil Diamond, Liberace, Willie Nelson, Conway Twitty, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Nat King Cole, Ray Charles, Hank Williams and many more. In 2004, he was “drafted” into the role of Mark Twain when the scheduled performer was unable to make it. He had one week to gather all the Twain background he could find and then walked on stage in full character, cigar in hand. For the first time in over 30 years, Dave felt something different on stage. He felt very nervous! He looked out at the audience and remained silent for two solid minutes. Then, as a Mr. Twain himself said of his own first lecture, “I began to speak.” And speak he did. Performing 6 Twain programs a week for the first year in Branson and then taking Twain on the road to theatres and libraries across the country in 38 states. He has become absorbed in everything Twain. This is indicated in comments on Dave’s performance made by Professor Ben Click who teaches Twain studies at St. Mary’s College in Maryland: “What I found most refreshing is that you clearly had absorbed the essence of Twain's words, and rather than just repeat them you found refreshing contexts in which to put them. It's obvious that you embrace your subject. One other comment I would make is that your audience were completely engaged in watching and listening to you.” In 2011, Dave was researching Twain’s involvement in the Civil War through a lecture series from Yale University’s Professor David Blight and became engrossed in the character of Abraham Lincoln. He then came up with a program dealing with the Civil War from two very different perspectives. Abe Lincoln, the Great Emancipator and Commander in Chief of the Union and Mark Twain, a Confederate deserter, son of a slave owner. Combining his original script with amazing visuals and music of the Civil War era, the result is a fascinating look at America’s most perilous time through the voices of two of the Country’s Favorite Storytellers. Everywhere Dave has performed , the consensus seems to be the same as illustrated by comments from library directors below: "Most successful program EVER!" Patti - Operations Manager Rosalie - Reference Librarian Lebanon Laclede Public Library 915 S. Jefferson Ave Lebanon, MO 65536 417-532-2148 "Most successful program second only to the Milwaukee Ballet!" Linda A. Bendix, Library Director Frank Weyenberg Public Library Mequon, WI 262-242-2593 ext 35 [e-mail] "If anyone asks me, I'll say HIRE HIM!" Andrea Hermann Adult Services Director Crandall Public Library 251 Glen St Glens Falls, NY 12801 518-792-6508 The Phelps Library was thrilled to host "A Visit with Mark Twain". Mr. Ehlert is an accomplished and wonderfully entertaining performer. His knowledge of Samuel Clemens' life and works is extensive and his show was appropriate for all ages. "An awesome program", "I am so glad I came - what a great show", "truly enjoyed the program, especially the Norman Rockwell connection. Lots of fun" & "from start to finish a genuine delight" were just some of the comments we've received at the library from our clients who attended this wonderful evening. June Franzen, Director Phelps Public Library Phelps, WI 54554 And....................... "Just a note to thank you SO much for being our special guest on Saturday. Everyone had a great time. Indeed, our phone has been ringing nonstop with glowing comments! I believe that many folks are still laughing at the many jokes, others are still remembering their past and the past of their families and still others are mulling over the Twain wisdom as you so brilliantly portrayed it, and absolutely none of us wanted that wonderful afternoon to end. Thank you again. You brought far more than an entertaining afternoon, you brought a special joy which will last forever for all those lucky enough to be in your audience." Gratefully, Jane _________________________ Jane Genzel, Director Muskego Public Library S73 W16663 Janesville Road Muskego, WI 53l50 [e-mail] 262-971-2105 But, you can judge for yourself. Visit the link below to see video clips of one of Dave’s first Twain performances. You can see he has already captured Twain’s persona: http://www.bransonsuperstars.com/theshows/breakfastwithmarktwain.html That was 5 years ago and Dave’s portrayal of Mark Twain has evolved into a richer, funnier and more convincing performance as indicated by the comments found above. Many times teachers have given their students extra credit just for attending one of Dave’s programs. From Elvis Impersonator to Mark Twain Lecturer, the journey has been a long, wonderful and continuing quest for the complete Mark Twain story for Dave Ehlert. After performing for 50 years, Dave has become a published Author. His first book, If I Can Dream, The Story of Being Elvis for 50 Years is Available at Smashwords.com. The year 2015 will mark 38 years since Elvis Presley died and 50 years since the author performed his first Elvis Tribute Show. This is the true story of that journey as it intertwined with the life of the World's Greatest Rock n' Roller. A 3 year old boy sings into an imaginary microphone (hairbrush) and grows up to spend a half century “being Elvis”, performing during the terms of 10 U.S Presidents. This story includes wild road trips, clinging women, lost love, found love, lost friend, midnight visits from the mysterious “Ava”, advice from Elvis on being Elvis, schmoozing with Oprah, battles with drugs and alcohol, intentional exposure to nuclear radiation, an interrogation by the Secret Service and “being Elvis” through it all. Along the way the reader will encounter a father crawling up a dirt road with his throat nearly slit, a teen beaten to a pulp by a violent gang, buddies engaging in life-threatening horseplay, an unfulfilled romance spanning 30 years, international intrigue, shady talent agents, haunting midnight visitors, a homicide, an attempted car-jacking thwarted by side-burns the bedside account of the deaths of a father and a mother, the character morphing from Elvis to Mark Twain, spending time with the Chicago Bears and playing basketball for the Chicago Bulls. The book also contains many images and links to videos relating to musical performances as it has been designed to be read on e-devices as a multi-media product. The second book, Elvirus, Elvi-Geddon - Dawn of the Elvi Invasion is also available at Smashwords.com. Elvis is Everywhere. Elvis Impersonators are taking over every facet of our society. T.V., Movies, Social Media, Education and even Politics, threatening our way of life. A group of 100 “Elvi” in 1977 has grown to the astronomical number of over 100,000 with no end in sight. A plot originating in Memphis almost 40 yrs. ago involving a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvi. Who is involved? Grave robbers, drug pushers, the Dixie Mafia, Neo-Nazis and some high profile figures in the Entertainment World are among the conspirators.. Who or what will save the world from these "Zombie Elvi" Have you been infected? Have you been humming an Elvis Song as you've been reading this? The third book, a suspenseful murder mystery: Lethal Lecture, the Lincoln Library Murders follows an obsessive College Professor on a Library Speaking Tour leaving a string of grisly murders in his wake. Professor Elkhart is a respected authority on Abraham Lincoln and the Civil War. He travels the country giving lectures at Public Libraries as the 150th anniversary of Lincoln’s Assassination approaches on April 14, 2015. As the date gets closer, Professor Elkhart starts to lose his grip on reality. He abandons his Ivy League Jacket with the elbow patches and appears at the podium in full character complete with Lincoln beard and stove pipe hat. He insists the effect is for authenticity but things are just not right with the good Professor. He grows increasingly agitated at any “uncomfortable” questions about Lincoln’s Presidency. He lashes out verbally at audience members who raise any doubts about the “Pure Character of our 16th President” or have the audacity to suggest he might bear part of the blame for a war that took 600,000 American Lives. When those asking the tough questions start showing up dead, two things are certain. Attend one of Professor Elkhart’s lectures and you’ll learn something. Ask the wrong question, and you’ll die! Dave is currently on a 50th Anniversary Tour in recognition of his half a century career as “Elvis”. He continues to bring his portrayals of other Superstars to the stage as well as educational entertainment in the personages of Mark Twain or Abe Lincoln. Also, he makes frequent Author Visits and “digital book signing” appearances at bookstores and libraries across the country.