Excuse Me?!: (The Life of a Special Ed. Teacher)

by scot walton (Compiler)

Overview

Patrick Wallace is a very mysterious figure. He has been known to woo women with his sensuous cello playing and the fact that he can cook five minute rice in forty-six seconds is extraordinary. He is an expert in physics, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in India. Using only a screwdriver and a small glass of orange juice, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious centipedes.

He enjoys urban bird watching and critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. Children trust him. He can hurl tennis balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy and on weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami.

If you think he is amazing....you should read his story!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940185865743
Publisher:	Patrick Wallace
Publication date:	02/25/2024
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	541,309
File size:	228 KB

About the Author

Patrick Wallace is a very mysterious figure. He has been known to woo women with his sensuous cello playing and the fact that he can cook five minute rice in forty-six seconds is extraordinary. He is an expert in physics, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in India. Using only a screwdriver and a small glass of orange juice, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious centipedes.

He enjoys urban bird watching and critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. Children trust him. He can hurl tennis balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy and on weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami.

If you think he is amazing....you should read his story!

Editorial Reviews

This book is laugh-out-loud funny. Seriously, people were starting to stare at me because I was laughing out loud so much! I wish all my teachers in school had been as funny, intelligent, and insightful as Mr. Wallace!

reader - Liz K

Loved this book! Thank you for your insight into the "Life of a Special Ed. Teacher". I appreciate your candor on education and laughed the entire ride!

reader - scott k

I read the entire book while at the gym. It was so fantastic that it kept me on the eliptical machine for over an hour. What a great read. Mr. Wallace really gives you a different perspective when it comes to teaching/educating our troubled youth. We need more people like Mr. Wallace in this world. Can't wait for the follow up!!!

reader - gil freer

This book was awesome. Hilarious and intriguing. I had no idea what it was like to be a Special Ed teacher. I had some sort of idea that it was tough to be a regular teacher nowadays with all of the self entitled sue happy brats, however, it seems like Special Ed is an entirely different playing field. My hats off to you sir for doing the good deeds you do.

reader - ray s

It's free so I didn't expect much. It's not very long so I finished it in one sitting. The only complaint is that it isn't longer. Funny stuff. Read it!

reader - Mario V