Father Christmas

Spam the cat thought he'd seen a lot of the world in his nine months of life. After all, he was the foremost vampire hunter of Port Deception, WA. (SPAM VS THE VAMPIRE)! This was his first Christmas, however, and from what he'd heard on TV, on Christmas all was supposed to be calm, all was supposed to be bright. The deer and Renfrew the raccoon had other ideas however. In an attempt to keep Renfrew, aka "The UPS Bandit" from ruining a lot of Christmases, Spam begins a task that leads to his being the sole protection of a new mother and child, and a less-than-warm-and-fuzzy reunion with his feral father. Altogether, his first Christmas eve is a less than Silent Night.

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Father Christmas

Spam the cat thought he'd seen a lot of the world in his nine months of life. After all, he was the foremost vampire hunter of Port Deception, WA. (SPAM VS THE VAMPIRE)! This was his first Christmas, however, and from what he'd heard on TV, on Christmas all was supposed to be calm, all was supposed to be bright. The deer and Renfrew the raccoon had other ideas however. In an attempt to keep Renfrew, aka "The UPS Bandit" from ruining a lot of Christmases, Spam begins a task that leads to his being the sole protection of a new mother and child, and a less-than-warm-and-fuzzy reunion with his feral father. Altogether, his first Christmas eve is a less than Silent Night.

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Father Christmas

Father Christmas

by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough, K. B. Dundee
Father Christmas

Father Christmas

by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough, K. B. Dundee

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Overview

Spam the cat thought he'd seen a lot of the world in his nine months of life. After all, he was the foremost vampire hunter of Port Deception, WA. (SPAM VS THE VAMPIRE)! This was his first Christmas, however, and from what he'd heard on TV, on Christmas all was supposed to be calm, all was supposed to be bright. The deer and Renfrew the raccoon had other ideas however. In an attempt to keep Renfrew, aka "The UPS Bandit" from ruining a lot of Christmases, Spam begins a task that leads to his being the sole protection of a new mother and child, and a less-than-warm-and-fuzzy reunion with his feral father. Altogether, his first Christmas eve is a less than Silent Night.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781619504165
Publisher: Gypsy Shadow Publishing
Publication date: 03/07/2020
Series: Spam , #2
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 35
File size: 698 KB

About the Author

Elizabeth Ann Scarborough is the author of 23 solo fantasy and science fiction novels, including the 1989 Nebula award winning HEALER'S WAR, loosely based on her service as an Army Nurse in Vietnam during the Vietnam War. She has collaborated thus far on 16 novels with Anne McCaffrey, six in the best selling Petaybee series and eight in the YA bestselling Acorna series, and most recently, the Tales of the Barque Cat series, Catalyst and Catacombs (from Del Rey). Recently she has converted all of her previously published solo novels to eBooks with the assistance of Gypsy Shadow Publishing, under her own Fortune imprint. SPAM VS THE VAMPIRE is her first exclusive novel for eBook and print on demand publication.
K.B. Dundee, known to his friends as Kittibits, ruled the Scarborough household for 16 years as head cat and union steward. Now residing at the Rainbow Bridge, Dundee remains a feline activist dedicated to cats' rights and making sure humans do as they are supposed to. This is not his first collaboration with his human, but is the first one where she gives him proper credit. He says that Spam is handling this situation exactly as he would have done, but Scarborough says no, Kittibits would have hidden under the bed.
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