Table of Contents
Don't let anyone dull your sparkle 2
Pecked by a hundred chickens 5
Ain't that the berries! 6
Some folks are all right until they get two pairs of britches 9
Never give the devil a ride-he'll want the reins 10
So poor he had a tumbleweed as a pet 13
A half-truth is a whole lie 14
Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time 17
Stuck tighter than a hair in a biscuit 18
Give it to God and go to sleep 21
She's not God, but God has certainly been workin' through her 22
Who are your people? 25
We've howdied, but we ain't shook 26
This girl's on fire! 29
Store the Bible in your heart, not on a shelf 30
Somebody turned her goat loose 33
Do your best, and God will do the rest 34
A lot of kneelin' will keep you in good standin' 37
"I'll have a coke" 38
Mind your own biscuits, and life will be gravy 41
Glory be! 42
Squeeze the day 45
Worn slap out 46
Raised on God and horses 49
Too Blessed to be stressed 50
All I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus 53
You can't tell how deep a well is by measurin' the length of the pump handle 54
God loves you whether you like it or not 57
Don't tell God how big your problem is. Tell your problem how big God is! 58
Makin' groceries 61
Whatever cranks your tractor 62
Never anger a country girl who can run a backhoe 65
Your bestest friend 66
Nothin' dries as quick as a tear 69
I'm goin' by your house later 70
You're not too old for your wants to hurt you 73
Goodness gracious, sakes alive! 74
Slow your roll 77
Don't go borrowin' trouble 78
I'm fine as frog hair and not half as slick 81
Wide open as a Case knife 82
A dry well teaches us the worth of water 85
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride 86
Happiness is in heaven, but joy is in the journey 89
She's not from around here, is she? 90
When life pours on the vinegar, make pickles! 93
I'm gonna jerk a knot in your tail! 94
Worse than burnt okra stuck to the pan 97
What in tarnation?! 98
It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs 101
A grudge is a heavy thing to carry 102
If you have no joy, there's a leak in your faith somewhere 105
And how! 106
God love her 109
An empty bucket makes the most racket 110
Quittin' cold turkey 113
Give your troubles to God-he'll be up all night anyhow 114
When life knocks you on your knees, you're in a perfect position to pray 117
Sittin' below the salt 118
Don't put a question mark where god put a period 121
She's as honest as the day is long 122
Nobody ever drowned in sweat 125
Let all holds go 126
No runnin' in the house unless it's on fire-and it better be a hot one 129
Don't get above your raisin' 130
Give down the country 133
Only God can give all of himself to everyone 134
Where there's a wall, there's a way 137
His hogs are so poor it takes six of them to make a shadow 138
It's fairin' off 141
You are the light of the world-but only if your switch is turned on 142
God's givin' deserves our thanksgivin' 145
Haven't seen you in a month of Sundays 146
All hat and no cattle 149
The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb 150
Notes 153
