Table of Contents
Opening Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, 20 September 2016 1
1 Little Albie Goes to Burwood 7
2 'If they Ever Want to do Something, Send them to me' 30
3 'We Cancelled Them; They Didn't Cancel Us' 48
4 'Leave My Little Brother Alone' 68
5 'Are We Rich? We Just Bought Big Ben!' 84
6 'My Bum is Better-Looking than My Face' 101
7 'I'll Buy a Guitar When all I can Afford is a Pair Of Socks' 118
8 'Hogwash - We're Calling it Highway to Hell and that's How it is' 134
9 'Bon's Dead' 150
10 'If he Could Bottle the Secret to His Stamina, He'd Make a Fortune' 169
11 'I Haven't Been to a Black Mass in Years' 187
12 I'm Up Every Day at 6 AM, Every Day, Working on New Songs' 215
13 'How Did Such Big Balls Get in Such Short Pants?' 235
14 'Can You Imagine - You Know Where You are, But Your Mind's Playing Tricks?' 251
15 'It's Always Good to Say at the End of it, "I've Done all I Said I Would Do"' 271
Postscript Sydney, January 1977 294
Where Are They Now? 298
Acknowledgements 302
Selected Discography 305
Bibliography 312