Highway 61 (McKenzie Series #8)

Rushmore McKenzie is a former cop, current millionaire, and an occasional unlicensed P.I. who does favors for friends. Yet he has reservations when the daughter of his girlfriend Nina Truhler asks him to help her father, Nina's ex-husband Jason Truhler, a man in serious trouble.

En route to a Canadian blues festival on Highway 61, he met a girl, blacked out, and awoke hours later in a strange motel room with the girl's murdered body on the floor. Slipping away unnoticed and heading home, he thought he got away with it--until he started getting texts with photos of the body and demands for blackmail money he couldn't afford to pay.

McKenzie soon discovers that Truhler was set up in a modified honey trap. But Truhler's version of events wasn't exactly the truth, either. And McKenzie soon finds himself trapped in the middle of a very serious game involving teenage prostitution with some of the most powerful men in the state on one side and some of the deadliest on the other.

Praise for HIGHWAY 61:

"Rushmore McKenzie agrees to help Jason Truhler, the ex-husband of his lover, Nina Truhler, in Housewright's solid eighth novel featuring the Twin Cities ex-cop who occasionally does 'favors' for friends. Jason appears to be the victim of a variation on the badger game when he attended the Thunder Bay Blues Festival in Ontario. He woke the next morning in a cheap hotel room, naked, with a dead girl on the floor, lots of blood, and no memory--now he's being blackmailed for murder. Trying to unravel the scam leads McKenzie into a morass involving an Internet sex ring, drug dealers, a pair of thugs called Big Joe and Little Joe Stippel, arsonists called Backdraft and Bug, and some of the Twin Cities' most powerful people. The tenacious McKenzie bounces between cops, bad guys, and movers and shakers with a tenuous hold on legalities but a good grasp on ethics." --Publisher's Weekly

"In his latest favor (see The Taking of Libbie, SD), Rushmore McKenzie is at his best as he muses over the outcome of good intentions in a caper that is too close to home. The story line is fast-paced as the hero figures out the motel game, but unprepared for the truth about Truhler. Instead of case closed, McKenzie finds deadly felons with ugly intent and even more lethal powerhouses with uglier intent targeting him. Readers will think twice before venturing on Highway 61." --Mystery Gazette

"As the title would suggest, this novel proves to be one of author David Housewright's most fast-paced endeavors. The author consistently creates top-grade, expertly written mysteries. There's much to like about the delectably smart-alecky Rushmore McKenzie and his insider's take on The Cities. He's the kind of guy whom many women would like to date, and whom many men would like to have as a friend. After all, he's big on the favors." --Shine from Yahoo

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Highway 61 (McKenzie Series #8)

Rushmore McKenzie is a former cop, current millionaire, and an occasional unlicensed P.I. who does favors for friends. Yet he has reservations when the daughter of his girlfriend Nina Truhler asks him to help her father, Nina's ex-husband Jason Truhler, a man in serious trouble.

En route to a Canadian blues festival on Highway 61, he met a girl, blacked out, and awoke hours later in a strange motel room with the girl's murdered body on the floor. Slipping away unnoticed and heading home, he thought he got away with it--until he started getting texts with photos of the body and demands for blackmail money he couldn't afford to pay.

McKenzie soon discovers that Truhler was set up in a modified honey trap. But Truhler's version of events wasn't exactly the truth, either. And McKenzie soon finds himself trapped in the middle of a very serious game involving teenage prostitution with some of the most powerful men in the state on one side and some of the deadliest on the other.

Praise for HIGHWAY 61:

"Rushmore McKenzie agrees to help Jason Truhler, the ex-husband of his lover, Nina Truhler, in Housewright's solid eighth novel featuring the Twin Cities ex-cop who occasionally does 'favors' for friends. Jason appears to be the victim of a variation on the badger game when he attended the Thunder Bay Blues Festival in Ontario. He woke the next morning in a cheap hotel room, naked, with a dead girl on the floor, lots of blood, and no memory--now he's being blackmailed for murder. Trying to unravel the scam leads McKenzie into a morass involving an Internet sex ring, drug dealers, a pair of thugs called Big Joe and Little Joe Stippel, arsonists called Backdraft and Bug, and some of the Twin Cities' most powerful people. The tenacious McKenzie bounces between cops, bad guys, and movers and shakers with a tenuous hold on legalities but a good grasp on ethics." --Publisher's Weekly

"In his latest favor (see The Taking of Libbie, SD), Rushmore McKenzie is at his best as he muses over the outcome of good intentions in a caper that is too close to home. The story line is fast-paced as the hero figures out the motel game, but unprepared for the truth about Truhler. Instead of case closed, McKenzie finds deadly felons with ugly intent and even more lethal powerhouses with uglier intent targeting him. Readers will think twice before venturing on Highway 61." --Mystery Gazette

"As the title would suggest, this novel proves to be one of author David Housewright's most fast-paced endeavors. The author consistently creates top-grade, expertly written mysteries. There's much to like about the delectably smart-alecky Rushmore McKenzie and his insider's take on The Cities. He's the kind of guy whom many women would like to date, and whom many men would like to have as a friend. After all, he's big on the favors." --Shine from Yahoo

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by David Housewright
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Overview

Rushmore McKenzie is a former cop, current millionaire, and an occasional unlicensed P.I. who does favors for friends. Yet he has reservations when the daughter of his girlfriend Nina Truhler asks him to help her father, Nina's ex-husband Jason Truhler, a man in serious trouble.

En route to a Canadian blues festival on Highway 61, he met a girl, blacked out, and awoke hours later in a strange motel room with the girl's murdered body on the floor. Slipping away unnoticed and heading home, he thought he got away with it--until he started getting texts with photos of the body and demands for blackmail money he couldn't afford to pay.

McKenzie soon discovers that Truhler was set up in a modified honey trap. But Truhler's version of events wasn't exactly the truth, either. And McKenzie soon finds himself trapped in the middle of a very serious game involving teenage prostitution with some of the most powerful men in the state on one side and some of the deadliest on the other.

Praise for HIGHWAY 61:

"Rushmore McKenzie agrees to help Jason Truhler, the ex-husband of his lover, Nina Truhler, in Housewright's solid eighth novel featuring the Twin Cities ex-cop who occasionally does 'favors' for friends. Jason appears to be the victim of a variation on the badger game when he attended the Thunder Bay Blues Festival in Ontario. He woke the next morning in a cheap hotel room, naked, with a dead girl on the floor, lots of blood, and no memory--now he's being blackmailed for murder. Trying to unravel the scam leads McKenzie into a morass involving an Internet sex ring, drug dealers, a pair of thugs called Big Joe and Little Joe Stippel, arsonists called Backdraft and Bug, and some of the Twin Cities' most powerful people. The tenacious McKenzie bounces between cops, bad guys, and movers and shakers with a tenuous hold on legalities but a good grasp on ethics." --Publisher's Weekly

"In his latest favor (see The Taking of Libbie, SD), Rushmore McKenzie is at his best as he muses over the outcome of good intentions in a caper that is too close to home. The story line is fast-paced as the hero figures out the motel game, but unprepared for the truth about Truhler. Instead of case closed, McKenzie finds deadly felons with ugly intent and even more lethal powerhouses with uglier intent targeting him. Readers will think twice before venturing on Highway 61." --Mystery Gazette

"As the title would suggest, this novel proves to be one of author David Housewright's most fast-paced endeavors. The author consistently creates top-grade, expertly written mysteries. There's much to like about the delectably smart-alecky Rushmore McKenzie and his insider's take on The Cities. He's the kind of guy whom many women would like to date, and whom many men would like to have as a friend. After all, he's big on the favors." --Shine from Yahoo


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781643960241
Publisher: Down & Out Books
Publication date: 12/23/2019
Series: Rushmore McKenzie Series , #8
Pages: 298
Sales rank: 117,925
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.67(d)

About the Author

About The Author

DAVID HOUSEWRIGHT has won the Edgar® Award once and the Minnesota Book Award twice for his crime fiction. He lives in St. Paul, Minnesota.

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ONE

 

I watched Erica through my kitchen window while she tossed bread crumbs to the ducks that lived beside the pond in my backyard, and I wondered—when did she become so damn pretty? She was cute when I first met her, but that was when she was nearly fifteen. Now she was twelve days past her eighteenth birthday and nearly as beautiful as her mother. Certainly she was taller—by at least two inches. Erica confided to me once that when she was sure her mother was going to scold her over some offense, she would put on high heels so she would tower over her.

“I keep hoping it’ll intimidate her,” she said, “only it never does.”

The man sitting at the table behind me sighed dramatically. I ignored him. He pulled a pack of Marlboros from his jacket pocket, shook one out, and placed it between his lips. I waited until he lit it with a silver lighter.

“No smoking,” I said.

Jason Truhler sighed again, putting more effort into it this time. He moved to the sink, drowned the cigarette with the faucet, and dropped the remains into the garbage disposal.

I continued to watch his daughter while he slipped silently back into the chair. Erica knelt on the grass and scattered bread crumbs so close to her that the ducks came near enough to pet. I almost opened the window and shouted, “They bite, you know.” I didn’t because I knew she wouldn’t like it.

The ducks had moved in soon after my father and I had built the pond a few years back. Dad liked the ducks; one of the things he told me just before he died was to take care of them. So I did, feeding them corn and grain and whatever they put in those bags of wild birdseed I buy at Petco. Ever since, they would leave in the fall and return in the spring, often more than a dozen birds at a time. I used to name them until it became impossible for me to tell them apart.

I glanced at my watch. It told me the day, month, and date—Sunday, November 8. Duck hunting season had been open for nearly a month, and while the ducks were safe within the Twin Cities metropolitan area, I was always worried about how they would fare once they started south. I expected them to take wing at any moment; was surprised that they hadn’t left long ago. A pal at the DNR said they might have lingered past their traditional departure date because I fed them, because I domesticated them. I hoped not.

Truhler sighed again.

“What exactly do you want from me?” I asked. I continued to look out the window.

“Rickie says you help people.”

“Favors,” I said. Since quitting the St. Paul cops to take a three-million-dollar reward for capturing a particularly resourceful embezzler, I have, on occasion, assisted people with their more pressing issues. “I sometimes do favors for friends, people I like. I don’t like you.”

“You don’t know me.”

“I know your ex-wife.”

“Not everything Nina says about me is true.”

“Of course it is.”

“You haven’t heard my side.”

I turned my head just enough to look him in the eye. “I don’t want to hear your side.”

“But—”

“But what? There’s nothing to debate here. I love your ex-wife. I love her enough to say so to complete strangers. Which means I’m more than happy to dislike her ex-husband with as much vehemence as she desires for whatever reasons she deigns to offer. Any questions?”

“I knew it was a mistake coming here,” Truhler said.

I returned to the window. Marvelous Margot, the woman with whom I shared the pond, emerged from her house and walked across her lawn. Erica saw her. They screamed each other’s name the way teenagers do that have been apart for a while and hugged, although Margot was hardly a teenager. She was pushing forty-five. She had been pushing forty-five for as long as I’d known her.

Margot was a life-loving babe—I could think of no better way to describe her. She was a babe not only in her wolf-whistle appearance but also in her take-no-prisoners attitude, one of those free spirits who lived exactly as she wished, as her three ex-husbands could attest. As far as I knew she and Erica had spoken less than a half dozen times, yet Erica seemed to like her enormously. I wasn’t sure if that was a good thing or not.

“I wouldn’t have come here at all,” Truhler said, “except Rickie said you could help me. She said you could be trusted. I’d hate to see her disappointed.”

Meaning I would be the one who disappointed her, not him.

“Does Erica know what trouble you’re in?” I asked.

“She knows—she only knows I’m having difficulty and that it has something to do with a trip I took in July. I admitted that much to her when she came to visit this weekend. I get her every third weekend. Now that she’s eighteen, she doesn’t have to obey the court order, but she does. She’s a good girl.”

“I know.”

“She told me if I was in trouble I should talk to you. ‘Tell McKenzie,’ she said. ‘He can fix anything.’”

“You believed her?”

“She told me about some of the things you’ve done for people. Helping the FBI corral some gunrunners, catching the guy who kidnapped that cop’s kid, solving that murder down in Victoria, Minnesota—Rickie thinks you’re quite a guy.”

I was glad to hear it. Still …

“You like her,” Truhler said. “I know you do.”

“That’ll only get you so far.”

“I’m not asking for much.”

“Yes, you are.”

It was my turn to sigh like a bad actor. I pivoted toward Jason Truhler. There was an expectant gleam in his eyes as if he were waiting for an MC to pull a name from a hat and announce the winner of a door prize.

“To put it bluntly, I’m your ex-wife’s lover,” I said. “I’m the last person you should be talking to. You’re the last person I should try to help. Nothing good will come of it.”

“Then why did you agree to see me?”

I looked out the window again. Erica and Margot were sitting next to each other on the grass on Margot’s side of the pond. God knew what Margot was telling her. Whatever it was, it made Erica laugh.

I was in love with Nina Truhler, so it was important that her daughter like me. To gain Erica’s favor I made a point of not calling her Rickie, although everyone else did, until she gave her permission. I never hung around her house, never raided her refrigerator, never watched her TV, never commented on her clothes; never stayed the night while she was there. I always spoke to her like an adult, declined to offer advice unless it was requested, vowed not to reveal her secrets even to her mother, scrupulously avoided phrases like “When I was your age,” and refused to take sides when she and Nina quarreled. Most important, I promised to be there whenever she needed me.

Saturday night she called. She said she needed me.

“I can give you the name of a good private investigator,” I said.

“I’m afraid to hire an ordinary PI,” Truhler told me. “If they come across a crime, they have to report it. If the cops ask them questions, they have to answer or risk losing their licenses, right? They don’t have privilege like an attorney or a doctor. They can’t guarantee confidentiality.”

“What makes you think I can?”

He gestured with his chin at the window.

“She’s a pretty girl, isn’t she,” he said. “Smart, too. We raised her right, divorce and all. No matter what Nina tells you about me or what I could tell you about her if you cared to listen, we managed to keep the gloves on when it came to Rickie. She turned out all right. She loves both of her parents.”

It’s my dad, she told me. Will you help him? For me?

“All right,” I said. “Tell me about your difficulty.”

Truhler covered his mouth with his hand, turned his head, and coughed. “Excuse me,” he said.

Yeah, you had better not let me see you smile, my inner voice said. You haven’t won anything yet.

“Well,” I said aloud.

“First, you have to promise not to tell Rickie, or Nina, for that matter.”

“I already promised not to lie to either of them.”

“I’m not saying lie. I’m saying—just don’t tell them about me.”

“As long as it doesn’t hurt them.”

Truhler thought about it for a few beats. “It won’t,” he said.

“Okay.”

“We have a deal?”

I shrugged in reply.

Truhler stared as if he were trying to see inside my head.

Good luck with that, my inner voice said. Half the time, I don’t even know what’s going on in there.

“How do I know I can trust you?” Truhler asked.

“Because Erica said so.”

Truhler thought about it for a moment. He said, “I suppose I have to tell someone.”

Don’t tell me. Please don’t tell me. If you tell me, then I’ll become involved, and I don’t want to be involved.

“I’m being blackmailed,” Truhler said.

Ahh, geez …

I moved away from the window and sat at the kitchen table across from Truhler.

“By whom?”

“I don’t know. It started four months ago. They’ve been demanding nine thousand nine hundred and eighty dollars in twenties each month. It’s an odd amount. I don’t know why they picked such an odd amount.”

“Banks are required to report cash transactions of ten thousand or more to the U.S. Treasury Department,” I said. “The law was passed in the early seventies to help catch criminals attempting to launder drug money. Now Homeland Security uses it to keep watch over the rest of us. The blackmailers set the amount so you wouldn’t attract attention.”

“You know about these things. That’s good.”

“What do they have on you?”

“What do you mean?”

“What secret is worth ninety-nine eighty a month?”

“They say, they claim … this is hard to say.”

I didn’t give him any help.

He stood abruptly and began to pace the kitchen floor. He was nearly as tall as I was and straight. He had fine brown eyes that you could see in his daughter and auburn hair that had been cut short and meticulously scrubbed of all gray, a gesture toward vanity that I found distasteful in a man. Plus, his face was far too pretty for someone his age. He looked like a guy whose problems had always been solved with a smile or by someone else. He stopped pacing, stared at the miniature guillotine I used to halve bagels as if it were the first time he had ever seen one, then turned toward me.

“They say I murdered a girl.”

Dammit!

“What girl?” I asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Of course you do.”

“I don’t.”

“The blackmailers—I presume they have hard evidence that connects you to the girl.”

“They have photographs.”

“Yet you claim you don’t know the girl.”

“It’s true.”

“That requires explanation,” I said.

“I went to the Thunder Bay Blues Festival.”

“In Ontario?”

“It was held during the Fourth of July weekend, but that was just a coincidence. The Fourth doesn’t mean anything up in Canada.”

“Who did you go with?”

“No one,” Truhler said. “When I go to these things, I just want to be alone with the music. I don’t want to bother with other people. I don’t want to worry if they can see the stage, if it’s too cold or too hot for them, if they’re hungry or thirsty, if they want to leave early or stay late, if they can find me in the crowd or if I can find them. Haven’t you ever done anything like that?”

I once went to the Lowertown Music Festival in St. Paul to catch Moore By Four by myself and to Peavey Plaza in Minneapolis to hear bluesmen Tinsley Ellis and Big Daddy Cade, and there have been plenty of Minnesota Twins baseball games, but those events took place in the afternoon and I only went alone because most of my friends were at work—such is the lot of the idle rich. But drive alone 350 miles from the Twin Cities to Thunder Bay just to hear some tunes?

“No,” I said.

He seemed surprised by my answer.

“I heard you were a music guy, like me,” he said. “I guess all this is because I love music. I love it even more than Nina does. That’s what attracted us to each other in the first place, you know, our mutual love of music.”

Truhler paused as if he expected me to comment. I refused. If I admitted that I also harbored a deep affection for music, then we’d have something to bond over, and I didn’t want to bond with him.

“Get to the point,” I said.

*   *   *

According to Jason Truhler, it had been one of those summer days that Minnesotans dream about when it’s January and the snow is blowing and the wind is howling—seventy-eight degrees with a light breeze wafting off of Lake Superior and not a cloud in the sky. Truhler entered Marina Park where the blues festival was being held from the pedestrian bridge spanning North Water Street, a blue canvas camping chair folded into a blue canvas bag slung over his shoulder.

He had checked in at the Prince Arthur Hotel the evening before. The hotel was a hundred years old and reeked of old-world charm—that was the word he used, reeked. He did not care about the hand-carved woodwork, the vaulted ceilings, or the early twentieth-century appointments. Nor did Truhler care that he had a spectacular view of the Sleeping Giant, one of Thunder Bay’s most popular tourist attractions, a natural rock peninsula jutting into Lake Superior that resembled a giant lying on his back when viewed from the city. He stayed there solely because of the convenient pedestrian bridge that abutted the hotel’s parking lot. Truhler was all about convenience.

He ignored the daredevils riding skateboards in the retro-California-style swimming pool bowl at the bottom of the bridge and the nearly 250 boats moored in slips at the marina to his right. His destination was the new, improved band shelter several hundred yards to his left where the bluesmen were holding forth. To reach it he crossed yet another bridge; this one arched above a small inlet that separated the marina from the rest of the park.

That’s where he met the girl.

Her hair was the color of red roses and wheat, her eyes were big and brown, and her skin was pale and unblemished. She was wearing a light blue sleeveless blouse over khaki shorts that had a flap of fabric in front to make them look like a skirt. Her legs were long and slender.

The girl was leaning against the railing at the center of the bridge and looking out toward Lake Superior. When Truhler reached her, she turned her head and smiled as if she had been expecting him. Her eyes twinkled.

“What kind of ducks are those, do you think?” she asked.

Truhler stopped and glanced over the railing. Beneath him was a large duck with a pale brown head and body, a dark brown back, a dark bill, and a subtle cinnamon neck ring. A squadron of ducklings surrounded it. While he watched, the large duck dove headfirst into the lake. The ducklings followed. They stayed under water for nearly ten seconds before popping up like bubbles. The girl giggled when they dove and giggled even more when they reemerged.

Truhler said he didn’t know from waterfowl.

The girl said, “I think they’re ring-necked diving ducks.”

“If you already knew, why did you ask,” Truhler said.

“Do you mind that I asked?”

No, Truhler didn’t mind. Nor did he mind when she asked other questions—where was he from, where was he staying, was he alone? The more he answered, the more the girl smiled, and the more she smiled, the more Truhler felt compelled to be polite—that’s what he said, he was being polite.

“Are you here for the blues festival?” she asked.

“I am.”

“So am I.”

Perhaps she would like some company, he said.

She said she would like that very much.

The girl had a folding canvas chair in a bag of her own. She retrieved it from the bridge deck, and together they followed the winding path until they reached the main entrance to the festival grounds. Truhler offered to treat the girl to a thirty-five-dollar ticket, but she already had one. They found a grassy knoll in the back with a clear view of the stage and set up. He offered to buy her a beverage. Beer, or perhaps a Jack Daniel’s Country Cocktail. She liked the idea of a Black Jack Cola.

“You are old enough to drink, aren’t you?” he asked.

She giggled at the question. “Of course I am, silly.”

“I thought that meant she was over twenty-one,” Truhler told me. “I didn’t realize until later that the drinking age in Ontario is nineteen.” I asked him if it mattered. He said it did. “What kind of guy do you think I am?” I didn’t say.

They sat through several acts—I was surprised to hear Minneapolis blues band Big Walter Smith and the Groove Merchants was among them—and downed several cocktails that Truhler said didn’t affect him at all. Toward late afternoon, the girl slid a blunt wrapped in cherry-vanilla paper from her purse and lit up. After several tokes she offered the blunt to Truhler. He took a long drag, hoping the people around him wouldn’t notice that the thin cigar had been hollowed out and filled with grass. They passed the blunt back and forth until they could no longer hold it without burning their fingertips. The girl sealed the remains inside a plastic 35 mm film canister and dropped it into her purse. Truhler laughed. He asked the girl where she got the canister. He hadn’t seen a roll of film in years.

The next thing Truhler remembered, he was naked and lying facedown on a bed in a motel room.

He woke up slowly, so slowly that at first he didn’t realize he was awake. He kept his eyes closed. There was a throbbing pain above his eyes, and he knew from experience that when he opened them, the pain would increase. He remembered the cocktails and he remembered the dope and then he remembered the girl and wondered if she was still there. Truhler swept his arms slowly across the mattress, pleased that his fingers did not find her—it would be so much easier if she was gone. He touched his own body and found that he was naked. It didn’t entirely surprise him. He was cold. He reached out for a sheet or bedspread to cover himself, but his hands came up empty. He opened his eyes. The dull pain in his forehead increased, as he knew it would, followed by a stabbing pain at the base of his skull. He closed his eyes, reached back, and rubbed his neck. His fingers found a bump that was sensitive to the touch. Where did that come from, he wondered.

Truhler rolled onto his back and opened his eyes again. There were cracks in the ceiling. A bare lightbulb in a chipped fixture glared at him. That wasn’t right, he told himself. He raised himself up on his elbows and glanced around the room. Truhler didn’t know where he was, but it sure as hell wasn’t the pristine and elegant Prince Arthur Hotel.

He thought about the girl. What was her name? Hell, did she even tell him her name? Truhler couldn’t remember. He called out. “Hey.” Maybe she was in the bathroom. “Hey.” There was no answer. He collapsed back on the bed.

Truhler had never suffered a blackout in his life, he told me. Not once. He said that sometimes his memory had become a little fuzzy, especially when he was a kid and hitting the booze like he would live forever. Yet waking up in a strange room without knowing how he got there—that was a new experience, and he wondered if the dope had something to do with it.

He called out again. “Hey.”

He sat up and looked around. It was definitely a motel room, and not a very expensive one. Regulations and pricing information were attached to the back of the door. There was a battered credenza with a TV and cable box mounted on top. A table tent next to the TV advertised X-rated pay-per-view movies with the promise that the titles of the films wouldn’t appear on the bill. The drapes of the window were tightly closed. A small wooden table stood in front of the window. There was a wooden chair set on either side of the table. He could see that his clothing was piled neatly on top of one of the chairs and the girl’s clothes were just as carefully stacked on the other. Truhler wondered about that for a moment. If he had screwed what’s-her-name, the girl, he couldn’t imagine being tidy about it.

He stepped off the bed. His foot touched something wet and sticky on the floor. His first thought, was that he had stepped into a spilled drink. He looked at the floor. It was a lake of blood. The girl floated below him in the lake. She was naked and curled into a fetal position with her hands clutching her throat. Her throat was deeply slashed; he could see a black hole beneath her fingers. Her lifeless eyes were open. They seemed to stare at him.

Truhler screamed and fell back onto the bed. He frantically wiped the blood off of his foot with the bedsheet and screamed some more. The instinct for self-preservation kicked in, and he covered his mouth with both of his hands to keep from screaming again, praying that no one had heard him; that no one would come knocking on the door demanding to know what was wrong.

Had he killed the girl?

He couldn’t remember.

Truhler began to tremble with a chill that had nothing to do with the cold and his own nakedness. They’d blame him, he knew they would. The cops would come and they would see the girl and they would see him and they would point their fingers and say, “You did it.”

Except he could not have killed her. He could not have done a thing like that.

He swept his body with both his eyes and his hands. There was no blood. Nor was there blood on the bed except where he had wiped his foot. Yet there seemed to be blood everywhere else. How could he have killed the girl like that without getting blood on himself, slashing her throat with, with what? He looked about for a knife without leaving the safety of his island bed and found none. He tried hard to avoid looking at the girl.

What had happened? His last memory was of sitting in his canvas chair at Marina Park. John Németh, maybe the best white blues singer in the business, was holding forth beneath a blue-and-yellow-striped canopy. He had been joking with the girl about her film canister. Truhler could remember all that. Then it was as if he had blinked his eyes and magically appeared in the motel room.

For a moment Truhler thought that maybe it was all just a bad dream, a hallucination brought on by the blunt. He hesitated, glanced over the edge of the bed, looked down at the girl. The nausea hit him like a sucker punch. Without warning, he doubled over and began to vomit. He tried to stop, only he couldn’t. He kept throwing up until there was nothing left in his stomach to throw up, and then he went through several minutes of dry heaves.

He felt the icy fingers of panic gripping him, squeezing him. He had to do something—but what? Truhler covered his head with his hands. If the pain went away, maybe he could think of what to do. It didn’t. He needed a cigarette. He needed a drink. He needed—he needed to get out of there. He had to run. That was as far as his thinking could take him. Get out of the room. Get away from the girl. The dead girl.

I asked him why he didn’t call the police, why he didn’t call for help.

“I was going to,” he said, “but…”

“But what?”

“I was afraid.”

Truhler slid off the far side of the bed and tiptoed as quickly as he could around the blood. He grabbed his clothes off of the chair and went to the bathroom. The bathroom was all white and clean and bright from the overhead light. He carefully examined his clothes and found that the blood had not splattered them. Truhler dressed quickly. He checked his pockets. He still had his wallet, his cell phone, his cigarettes, the card key to his room at the Prince Arthur, his money—he counted his money and found that it was all there.

He tried to tell himself it was a dream. It had to be. Then he asked, Why him? Why was this happening to him? What did he do to deserve this? It wasn’t fair.

Truhler stepped back into the room. He searched for his canvas chair. He couldn’t find it. He looked at the girl one more time. A sudden wave of anger crashed over him. Why was she doing this to him? He reached for the door handle and hesitated for fear of leaving fingerprints, then decided it couldn’t be helped.

“I just had to get out of there,” Truhler told me.

He stepped out onto a second-floor balcony, carefully closing the door behind him. Truhler noticed the room number for the first time. Thirty-four. It meant nothing to him. He stood outside the door and waited, he didn’t know for what. It was night. His cell told him it was two thirty in the morning. All he could hear was the low rumble of an air conditioner. That was why it was so cold in the room, the air conditioner. He shivered. It was warmer outside, but not by much. The parking lot below the balcony was quiet and still. A dim light seeped through the window of the motel office at the foot of the metal and concrete staircase. A much brighter pink light flashed the name CHALET MOTEL and NO VACANCY just above the front door. Cars moved along the well-lit street beyond the motel’s driveway, but they were few and far between.

Truhler walked the length of the balcony as quietly as possible and carefully descended the stairs. When he reached the office, he glanced quickly through the window and pulled his head away. He looked again. The office was empty. He wondered briefly if he had used his own name when he registered. He wondered if he had registered at all. The girl must have, he decided. If it had been his choice, he would have taken her to his hotel.

Without thinking any more about it, Truhler sprinted across the parking lot and began to run along the street, putting as much distance between him and the dead girl as possible. He did not know where he was. He did not know where he was going. Truhler ran for nearly a block before he realized he was making a fool of himself. People would think he’d done something wrong if they saw him running. He hadn’t done anything wrong. Stop running, he told himself.

He slowed to a brisk walk. The street sign on the corner told him he was on North Cumberland. Truhler couldn’t believe his luck. It was one of the few streets in Thunder Bay that he recognized. The Prince Arthur was on Cumberland. Truhler didn’t know where he was, but he was now convinced that if he kept walking he would eventually find safety. He walked for several miles, passing shipyards, windowless concrete buildings he could not identify, and a variety of retail outlets, all of them closed. Cars and trucks passed him, including one patrol car from the Thunder Bay Police Service. None of them stopped. He smoked cigarette after cigarette until the package was empty. His head throbbed and his hands trembled and he began to wonder if he was walking in the right direction. Eventually he found himself approaching Marina Park and, in the distance, his hotel. His heart leapt in his chest, and it was all he could do to keep from running again. He entered the hotel through the rear entrance, the one facing the parking lot. The desk clerk, a young woman with narrow glasses, glanced up at him and then back at whatever work she was doing. Truhler went directly to the stairway. His room was on the fifth floor, only he didn’t want to wait for the elevator, didn’t want to meet anyone on the elevator.

Truhler soon found his room. He went inside, making sure the door was locked behind him. He kept the lights off except for the bathroom. He stripped off his clothes and took the longest shower of his life, filling the room with a thick cloud of steam. Afterward, he took three aspirin tablets and two capsules of ibuprofen from the plastic containers in his suitcase. He swallowed them along with a tall glass of water before climbing naked between the cool sheets of his bed. He felt like crying but didn’t. He had done all of his weeping in the shower.

The next morning, after a fitful sleep, Truhler dressed, packed, and drove home. During the long drive south he kept asking himself, “What happened?” By the time he reached the outlying suburbs of the Twin Cities, he decided nothing happened. This bit of self-deception lasted for about a week, lasted until a person or persons unknown sent a photograph to his cell phone. Truhler showed it to me after first making sure that Erica was still in the backyard; we downloaded it onto my computer so I could study it later. It was taken at a high angle and showed him on the bed and the girl on the floor. Their faces were clearly visible. The girl seemed very young. After waiting twenty-four hours to make sure Truhler was properly terrified, the blackmailer called and demanded money. Truhler paid it. Then he paid it again. And again. He paid the blackmail until he decided he couldn’t afford it anymore.

*   *   *

Truhler was upset that I wasn’t particularly impressed by his story.

“I know you think I’m lying,” he said.

I used to date a psychiatrist who told me one of the toughest parts of her job was getting past all the lies that patients told her; told themselves. When I asked how she could tell the difference, she said there were a number of things to look for. One was their emotional reaction to pointed questions. If they became angry or defensive, laughed nervously, or made accusations, she knew something was up. Another was their way of talking. If they spoke in a higher or lower pitch, or more quickly or slowly than usual, that could be a sign of lying. Still another clue was nonverbal body language. A shoulder shrug should never accompany a definitive statement. Wrapping legs or hands around chair legs or arms was a sign of restraint, of holding back, while leaning away might indicate lying because we lean away from things we want to avoid. She also had what she called the belly-button rule. She claimed that when we’re telling the truth we generally point our belly buttons toward our audience. When we’re lying, we turn away. If our belly buttons face the door or exit, it’s because subconsciously we want to escape. Yet my favorite clue was the simplest. She said patients were usually being honest when they said, “You may not believe me, but I’m telling the truth.” When they said, “I know you think I’m lying,” they nearly always were.

Jason Truhler did all of these things, all of them with the most sincere expression on his face. Still, there was nothing to be gained by calling him a liar.

“Tell me about the blackmailer,” I said. “Any idea of who he might be?”

“No.”

“How did he contact you?”

“The first time he called my cell phone.”

“Did you recognize the voice?”

“No. He only called that one time. After that it was text messages and e-mail. But…”

“But what?”

“He sounded black.”

“Don’t let the ACLU hear that. They’ll accuse you of profiling. Does your cell have caller ID?”

“Yes, but it never gives me a name, just a number. I hit recall after the first time. A recording said to please leave my message and then repeated the number. When he texted me, the numbers were different every time.”

“Probably using prepaid cell phones.”

“He’s smart,” Truhler said.

“Not necessarily. Cash is careless. It requires someone to pick it up, transport it, possibly launder it, deposit it—the FBI will be the first to tell you, always follow the money. The fact that the blackmailer isn’t using electronic transfers makes me question his sophistication. Let’s talk about the girl. Are you sure she was dead?”

“Of course I am.”

“Did you feel for a pulse?”

“No. God, McKenzie. She was dead, okay? The blood—Jesus Christ, the blood.”

“Okay.”

“Don’t you think I would have known if she was—if she was still alive?”

“I don’t know. Would you have?”

His eyes bulged in anger, and then diminished as he thought it through.

“What are you trying to say?” he asked.

“Let me tell you a story. Guy walks into a bar. Maybe he’s on a business trip. Maybe he’s in Thunder Bay, Ontario, for the blues festival. Could be he’s leaning on the stick, minding his own business, and the sexiest woman he’s ever seen sits next to him, and he offers to buy her a drink. Or she’s sitting at a table all alone and crying, and the guy, being a gentleman, decides to comfort her. In any case, the guy and the girl meet, they talk. She asks questions, and he tells her things—such a pretty girl he can’t help himself. He tells her he’s alone. He tells her he’s a big shot in—exactly what do you do for a living, Jason?”

“I work in agribusiness.”

“Lucrative, is it?”

He closed his eyes. “Yes,” he said softly.

“Yeah, and he tells her that, too. After a while it’s his place or hers, usually hers. Pretty soon the guy and the girl are doing—doing what? They’re being polite to each other. Isn’t that what you said before, that you were being polite? Suddenly there’s a knock on the door, and an angry man, usually a husband, is standing there with his hand out.”

“What are you talking about?”

“That’s the original version of the badger game. It dates back to the nineteenth century. Hell, it probably dates back to the beginning of time. Nowadays, you don’t usually get an angry husband, though. Instead, the grifters more often confront the mark after the fact with photos or audiovisual. This works best with husbands or prominent businessmen afraid of scandal, and you’re neither of them, of course. For single guys like you there’s the threat of a rape charge; the woman claims the encounter wasn’t consensual, that it was rape, and she’s going to call the police. Or the girl is underage, which brings on a whole different set of problems. Are you sure the girl was old enough to drink, Jason?”

“Jesus Christ.”

“This version—I have to admit that this version shows imagination.”

“Jesus Christ.”

“I wish you’d stop saying that,” I said.

“Goddammit!”

“Yeah, that’s much better.”

“You think it’s just one big, enormous fraud.”

“A guy with a camera being in the right place at the right time suggests planning.”

“What if—”

“What if the girl is really dead?”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t know, Jason. What if?”

“I didn’t kill her, McKenzie. You have to know that.”

“The only thing I know for sure is that someone took a photograph and it wasn’t you.”

Truhler went to the kitchen window. After a moment, he said, “Rickie’s coming back.”

“She’s been very patient waiting all this time,” I said.

“Look, I don’t care about the girl.”

“What do you care about?”

“I just want the blackmail to stop.”

“Only two ways to do that. Get rid of the reason for the blackmail or get rid of the blackmailers.”

“Kill them?”

“No. Let’s be clear about that, Jason. If you’re looking for a hitter, you’ve come to the wrong place.”

“What can we do?”

I didn’t like the way he said “we” but let it pass.

“When is your next payment due?” I said.

“They’ll probably contact me Tuesday or Wednesday.”

I chuckled at that.

“What?” he asked.

“Give me time to work, wouldja? It’s Sunday.”

“I know.”

“All right. First, we’ll find out if a crime has actually been committed.”

“How?”

“The newspaper.”

“What newspaper?”

I heard the door open behind me.

“Thunder Bay has a population of over one hundred and twenty thousand,” I said. “I bet it has a daily newspaper.”

“Newspapers are dead,” a voice said. “Everything is online now.”

I heard the door close. I turned to see Erica stamp her feet and unwind the scarf around her neck. She had her mother’s black hair, high cheekbones, and narrow nose and her father’s eyes and tapered chin. Her generous smile was up for grabs.

“It’s getting colder,” she said.

“Well, it is Minnesota in November,” her father said.

“Yes, but this is the first cold day we’ve had since August.”

We all laughed at the joke. It had been an odd November, with days like summer; this following a summer with days that reminded everyone of early winter. It was enough to make you wonder if all those environmentalists screaming about climate change might not be onto something.

There was a little more chitchat before Erica’s father decided it was time to leave. We all moved to my front door. Truhler was the first to reach it. He opened the door and stepped through it.

“I’ll be in touch,” he said.

“Sure,” I told him.

He gave his daughter a glance over his shoulder and then looked hard at me before continuing toward his car. I think the look was supposed to warn me to keep my mouth shut.

What a jerk, my inner voice said.

“Are you going to help my father?” Erica asked.

“Yes.”

“Promise?”

“Yes.”

I was surprised when Erica curled her arm around mine. She was rarely that familiar, at least with me. We walked out the door and across the porch together.

“How come you and Margot have never, you know?” she asked.

“What are you talking about?”

“She thinks you’re a hunk, a hunk of burning love.”

“Oh, for goodness sake.”

“Seriously.”

“Oh, you’re being serious?”

“McKenzie, seriously.”

“I love your mother, Erica. It’s as simple as that.”

She uncurled her arm from mine. She said, “I’m counting on that, you know,” and walked quickly to her father’s car.

 

Copyright © 2011 by David Housewright

Table of Contents


List of Illustrations     ix
Preface     xi
The Wheel of Sexual Ecstasy     3
Pleasure in the Passions     35
The Hindoo Art of Love     65
Rending the Veil     105
A Doubtful Book in Old Age     137
Overwhelming Obscenity     179
Kama Commodified     213
Note on Sanskrit Spelling and Pronunciation     237
Bibliographical Essay     239
Acknowledgements     253
Index     255

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