How to Be Famous: A Novel

A hilarious, heartfelt sequel to How to Build a Girl, the breakout novel from feminist sensation Caitlin Moran*who the New York Times called, ""rowdy and fearless . . . sloppy, big-hearted and alive in all the right ways.""

You can't have your best friend be famous if you're not famous. It doesn't work. You're emotional pen-friends. You can send each other letters-but you're not doing anything together. You live in different countries.

Johanna Morrigan (AKA Dolly Wilde) has it all: at eighteen, she lives in her own flat in London and writes for the coolest music magazine in Britain. But Johanna is miserable. Her best friend and man of her dreams John Kite has just made it big in 1994's hot new BritPop scene. Suddenly John exists on another plane of reality: that of the Famouses.

Never one to sit on the sidelines, Johanna hatches a plan: she will Saint Paul his Corinthians, she will Jimmy his Pinocchio-she will write a monthly column, by way of a manual to the famous, analyzing fame, its power, its dangers, and its amusing aspects. In stories, girls never win the girl-they are won. Well, Johanna will re-write the stories, and win John, through her writing.

But as Johanna's own star rises, an unpleasant one-night stand she had with a stand-up comedian, Jerry Sharp, comes back to haunt in her in a series of unfortunate consequences. How can a girl deal with public sexual shaming? Especially when her new friend, the up-and-coming feminist rock icon Suzanne Banks, is Jimmy Cricketing her?

For anyone who has been a girl or known one, who has admired fame or judged it, and above all anyone who loves to laugh till their sides ache, How to Be Famous is a big-hearted, hilarious tale of fame and fortune-and all they entail.

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How to Be Famous: A Novel

A hilarious, heartfelt sequel to How to Build a Girl, the breakout novel from feminist sensation Caitlin Moran*who the New York Times called, ""rowdy and fearless . . . sloppy, big-hearted and alive in all the right ways.""

You can't have your best friend be famous if you're not famous. It doesn't work. You're emotional pen-friends. You can send each other letters-but you're not doing anything together. You live in different countries.

Johanna Morrigan (AKA Dolly Wilde) has it all: at eighteen, she lives in her own flat in London and writes for the coolest music magazine in Britain. But Johanna is miserable. Her best friend and man of her dreams John Kite has just made it big in 1994's hot new BritPop scene. Suddenly John exists on another plane of reality: that of the Famouses.

Never one to sit on the sidelines, Johanna hatches a plan: she will Saint Paul his Corinthians, she will Jimmy his Pinocchio-she will write a monthly column, by way of a manual to the famous, analyzing fame, its power, its dangers, and its amusing aspects. In stories, girls never win the girl-they are won. Well, Johanna will re-write the stories, and win John, through her writing.

But as Johanna's own star rises, an unpleasant one-night stand she had with a stand-up comedian, Jerry Sharp, comes back to haunt in her in a series of unfortunate consequences. How can a girl deal with public sexual shaming? Especially when her new friend, the up-and-coming feminist rock icon Suzanne Banks, is Jimmy Cricketing her?

For anyone who has been a girl or known one, who has admired fame or judged it, and above all anyone who loves to laugh till their sides ache, How to Be Famous is a big-hearted, hilarious tale of fame and fortune-and all they entail.

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How to Be Famous: A Novel

How to Be Famous: A Novel

by Caitlin Moran

Narrated by Louise Brealey

Unabridged — 8 hours, 46 minutes

How to Be Famous: A Novel

How to Be Famous: A Novel

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Overview

A hilarious, heartfelt sequel to How to Build a Girl, the breakout novel from feminist sensation Caitlin Moran*who the New York Times called, ""rowdy and fearless . . . sloppy, big-hearted and alive in all the right ways.""

You can't have your best friend be famous if you're not famous. It doesn't work. You're emotional pen-friends. You can send each other letters-but you're not doing anything together. You live in different countries.

Johanna Morrigan (AKA Dolly Wilde) has it all: at eighteen, she lives in her own flat in London and writes for the coolest music magazine in Britain. But Johanna is miserable. Her best friend and man of her dreams John Kite has just made it big in 1994's hot new BritPop scene. Suddenly John exists on another plane of reality: that of the Famouses.

Never one to sit on the sidelines, Johanna hatches a plan: she will Saint Paul his Corinthians, she will Jimmy his Pinocchio-she will write a monthly column, by way of a manual to the famous, analyzing fame, its power, its dangers, and its amusing aspects. In stories, girls never win the girl-they are won. Well, Johanna will re-write the stories, and win John, through her writing.

But as Johanna's own star rises, an unpleasant one-night stand she had with a stand-up comedian, Jerry Sharp, comes back to haunt in her in a series of unfortunate consequences. How can a girl deal with public sexual shaming? Especially when her new friend, the up-and-coming feminist rock icon Suzanne Banks, is Jimmy Cricketing her?

For anyone who has been a girl or known one, who has admired fame or judged it, and above all anyone who loves to laugh till their sides ache, How to Be Famous is a big-hearted, hilarious tale of fame and fortune-and all they entail.


Editorial Reviews

AUGUST 2018 - AudioFile

Upbeat, spunky, and ambitious, Dolly Wilde is living her best life—that is until her best friend makes it big as a rock star. Narrator Louise Brealey maximizes the hilarity of Dolly's interior monologues. She brings freshness to a delivery that captures the throes of the teenage angst gripping Dolly as she struggles to find meaning in life. Brealey's performance is fast, precise, and full of British accents, from Dolly's proper one to the other characters’ slang, which provide a cross section of British society that adds color to the listening experience. Will Dolly become as famous as her best friend? Listeners will be hoping the answer is yes. M.R. © AudioFile 2018, Portland, Maine

Publishers Weekly

★ 05/28/2018
Moran’s rollicking second novel (after How to Build a Girl) characteristically combines nonstop witticisms with razor-sharp, pointed, and timely cultural critique. Johanna Morrigan (pen name Dolly Wilde) is making her way at 19 in mid-’90s London writing for a music magazine and intent on cultural and sexual adventure. As her ambition and wit propel her further into the world of celebrity in the age of Britpop, she encounters unexpected triumphs, but also challenges: workplace harassment; sexual imbalances of power; and the outsized role of gender in art and criticism, fame and fandom. Moran’s depiction of London is detailed and exuberant, and a convincing backdrop for her unflinching exploration of these issues (though the language used to describe them sometimes seems anachronistically plucked straight from 2018 and #MeToo). Better still, her characters are madcap and lovable but nuanced enough to feel real: Dolly’s friend Suzanne is strident and wise but also self-centered and irresponsible; her family is loyal but dysfunctional; and her true but unrequited love, John Kite, is a sweet and genuine musical talent who poorly manages his newfound fame. With Dolly, Moran has created an excellent heroine that readers will enjoy spending a summer day with. (July)

From the Publisher

Wonderfully original…Hilarious summer fare with a feminist twist.” — People

“A joyous, yelping novel about learning to love things without apology or irony... Moran reminds us that playing it cool is a waste of time.” — NPR

“Hilarious.” — Esquire

“Who better than Caitlin Moran to bring fame down to earth with a bump?” — Helen Fielding, AARP Magazine

“Moran’s rollicking second novel characteristically combines nonstop witticisms with razor-sharp, pointed, and timely cultural critique.... Her characters are madcap and lovable but nuanced enough to feel real.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review)

“Moran’s semiautobiographical tale of a young writer finding her way in the mid-90s London rock scene pops and fizzes with the energy of those cool Britannia times—but her smart, nervy take on female selfhood and sexuality feels bracingly of now.” — Entertainment Weekly

“High-spirited and hilarious .... Half feminist comedy, half romance novel—a genre whose time has come.” — Kirkus

“Moran’s funny, female-centric writing is a treasure ... this feels just right for 2018.” — Booklist

“A rollicking fantasy...How to be Famous rewrites a familiar near-past heroically, dispensing justice and leaving a rosy, satisfied afterglow.” — The Guardian

“Glorious and life-enhancing... Funny, philosophical, and poignant in equal measure.” — Nina Stibbe, AARP Magazine

“How to Be Famous bursts open the coming-of-age drama and leaves, in its wake, a hilarious, utterly original, unabashedly feminist comedy. Just read it.” — Refinery29

“Laugh-out-loud funny, sweetly romantic and fiercly angry. Often all at once.” — London Times

“A subversive celebration of strong, smart young women.” — The Seattle Times

“Sparkly and joyous…Moran writes with a fierce and tender protectiveness of teenage girls like Johanna, who are chewed up and spat out by the glamorous adult worlds they are trying to make their way into.” — Vox

“Buckle up for the magical mystery tour that is life with Dolly Wilde…Stylewise, Ms. Moran is a breath of fresh air in the often stuffy, overly serious world of women’s fiction. Her sentences cackle with sass but also reveal the vulnerability that lies beneath many a modern woman’s confident exterior…. The heart of Ms. Moran’s feminist fairy tale, however is its celebration of woman as they are, and not how society would have them be.” — Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

“Funny, warm, insightful… Moran has always been a gloriously acute and funny writer, and the combination of memoir and make-believe here gives her plenty of scope to exercise her considerable ability to entertain.” — Financial Times

Nina Stibbe

Glorious and life-enhancing... Funny, philosophical, and poignant in equal measure.

NPR

A joyous, yelping novel about learning to love things without apology or irony... Moran reminds us that playing it cool is a waste of time.

Helen Fielding

Who better than Caitlin Moran to bring fame down to earth with a bump?

Booklist

Moran’s funny, female-centric writing is a treasure ... this feels just right for 2018.

The Guardian

A rollicking fantasy...How to be Famous rewrites a familiar near-past heroically, dispensing justice and leaving a rosy, satisfied afterglow.

Entertainment Weekly

Moran’s semiautobiographical tale of a young writer finding her way in the mid-90s London rock scene pops and fizzes with the energy of those cool Britannia times—but her smart, nervy take on female selfhood and sexuality feels bracingly of now.

Esquire

Hilarious.

People

Wonderfully original…Hilarious summer fare with a feminist twist.

Booklist

Moran’s funny, female-centric writing is a treasure ... this feels just right for 2018.

Financial Times

Funny, warm, insightful… Moran has always been a gloriously acute and funny writer, and the combination of memoir and make-believe here gives her plenty of scope to exercise her considerable ability to entertain.

The Seattle Times

A subversive celebration of strong, smart young women.

Refinery29

“How to Be Famous bursts open the coming-of-age drama and leaves, in its wake, a hilarious, utterly original, unabashedly feminist comedy. Just read it.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Buckle up for the magical mystery tour that is life with Dolly Wilde…Stylewise, Ms. Moran is a breath of fresh air in the often stuffy, overly serious world of women’s fiction. Her sentences cackle with sass but also reveal the vulnerability that lies beneath many a modern woman’s confident exterior…. The heart of Ms. Moran’s feminist fairy tale, however is its celebration of woman as they are, and not how society would have them be.

London Times

Laugh-out-loud funny, sweetly romantic and fiercly angry. Often all at once.

Vox

Sparkly and joyous…Moran writes with a fierce and tender protectiveness of teenage girls like Johanna, who are chewed up and spat out by the glamorous adult worlds they are trying to make their way into.

Financial Times

Funny, warm, insightful… Moran has always been a gloriously acute and funny writer, and the combination of memoir and make-believe here gives her plenty of scope to exercise her considerable ability to entertain.

London Times

Laugh-out-loud funny, sweetly romantic and fiercly angry. Often all at once.

Washington Post Book World

Caitlin Moran is back with more hilarious, sexy adventures.... Think ‘Pippi Longstocking, but with whiskey,’ Moran recommends.... How to Be Famous explodes with the screams of rock ’n’ roll life, but at its heart it’s an ode to the tenacity, energy and collective power of teenage girls.

San Francisco Chronicle on How To Build a Girl

Vivid and full of truths…. There’s a point in midlife, when you’re already built, as it were, when the average coming-of-age story starts to feel completely uninteresting. But Moran is so lively, dazzlingly insightful and fun that ‘How to Build a Girl’ transcends any age restrictions.

New York Times Book Review on How To Build a Girl

Rallying cries will always have a place in a yet-unfinished movement like feminism, but sometimes storytelling is more effective. The fictional Johanna Morrigan never drops the F-word, but readers can see she’s asking all the right questions.

People on How To Build a Girl

Wonderfully wise and flat-out hilarious.

AUGUST 2018 - AudioFile

Upbeat, spunky, and ambitious, Dolly Wilde is living her best life—that is until her best friend makes it big as a rock star. Narrator Louise Brealey maximizes the hilarity of Dolly's interior monologues. She brings freshness to a delivery that captures the throes of the teenage angst gripping Dolly as she struggles to find meaning in life. Brealey's performance is fast, precise, and full of British accents, from Dolly's proper one to the other characters’ slang, which provide a cross section of British society that adds color to the listening experience. Will Dolly become as famous as her best friend? Listeners will be hoping the answer is yes. M.R. © AudioFile 2018, Portland, Maine

Kirkus Reviews

2018-05-01
A 19-year-old British rock critic contends with big egos, endless partying, a great love, and a sex tape in the 1990s.Dolly Wilde, the pride of Wolverhampton, her alcoholic loser father (a slightly more functional cousin to William H. Macy's character in Shameless), and rock star John Kite, the love of her life, are back in Moran's high-spirited and hilarious sequel to How To Build a Girl (2014). Dolly's quest to become a famous writer and sexual adventuress is going pretty well when she hits a major snag in the form of a well-known young comedian named Jerry Sharp. This misogynist pig of a man, whom she runs into at a concert for which he has no ticket and kindly gets him admitted, manages to get Dolly back to his apartment not once, but twice. It is the second encounter that produces the VHS tape that nearly ruins Dolly's life. New in this continuation of Dolly's story are two wonderful characters, aspiring musician Suzanne Banks and her assistant, Julia. "Most people are built around a heart, and a nervous system. Suzanne appeared to be built around a whirlwind, kept trapped in a black glass jar. She appeared never to think before she spoke, took a drink, or opened a bottle of pills....She was like a bomb that kept exploding over and over." Meanwhile, the levelheaded and embattled Julia has to keep reminding her employer that the guitar is held with the "strings at the front." Some of the best parts of the book are Dolly's writing—articles titled "Ten Things I Have Noticed in Two Years of Interacting With Famous People" and "In Defense of Groupies," and, best of all, a letter to her beloved Mr. Kite explaining why teenage girls are the most important fans of all, "a power grid of energy...splitting their own atoms with love." Set in a time three decades before #MeToo, Dolly's ultra-sex-positive feminism is honed by her experiences with the evil Sharp and her connections with other women.Half feminist comedy, half romance novel—a genre whose time has come.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940173749635
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 07/03/2018
Edition description: Unabridged
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