I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World

I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World

by Mike Edison
I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World

I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World

by Mike Edison

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Overview

"If your book's subtitle is Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World, you have a lot to live up to—and somehow Mike Edison does . . . Edison seems to have nine lives and enjoys every moment of each of them to the fullest . . . His journey takes him around the world, but he always returns to magazine writing, and his insider scoop on these bizarre workplaces is what, finally, makes this memoir truly memorable." —Penthouse

"Cooler than Toby Young and more credible than James Frey."—Bookforum

"Will have you alternately envying Edison and being glad you've avoided such encounters." —New York Daily News

"Gloriously told . . . Surprisingly intelligent." —SF Weekly

"[Edison's] an engaging, sardonic guide to some of magazinedom's more disreputable territories." —Entertainment Weekly

"Brash, irreverent, funny as hell and beautifully written."—PopMatters


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780865479036
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Publication date: 05/12/2009
Edition description: First Edition
Pages: 352
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.70(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

Mike Edison is a writer, editor, and musician. He lives in New York City.

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Excerpt

The next person who suggests putting Bob Marley on the cover is going to be looking for a new job.

I would get in a lot of trouble for saying things like that, but seriously, Bob Fucking Marley? That’s the best you’ve got?

If you have ever imagined a creative meeting at a magazine to be a bubbling cauldron of energy and hot ideas, with ambitious editors pitching stories and competing to get plum assignments, well, this wasn’t it. My exhortations were greeted by grunts.

After years of pumping out seedy sex books and down-market filth, promoting the careers of devil-worshipping wrestlers and Bourbon Street strippers, I had finally scored my dream job—publisher of High Times magazine. What my grandma used to call “that dope rag.”

Strangely, not everyone wants to work for a marijuana magazine, no matter how famous it is. But after years of cut-rate pornography, drugs were a definite step up.

There was talent in the room, but most of it had been stifled by years of stoner ennui, the unfortunate side effect of working for a pop culture perennial where free weed was a perk. One editor, whose eyes looked like hemorrhoids from years of staring down the length of a water pipe, thumbed through an old issue dispassionately. Another amused himself with a chocolate-chip cookie. The others had about as much interest in my pep rally as a monkey might have in a chess match. I should have brought them a bright red rubber ball to play with. Or a coconut. These guys knew how to make a totally excellent bong out of a coconut.

But the magazine was in trouble. Circulation was flagging. It seemed like they had run out of ideas. Bob Marley? He had already been the cover story. Three times. There wasn’t a whole lot more to report.

When I came on board, the most recent celebrity to have been featured on the cover was Pancho Villa.

Pancho Villa?

Presumably this is why I had been hired—to lead High Times out of the grove of hackneyed pothead icons and dead Mexican folk heroes.

I looked around the room and measured my team. The fellow who had been eating the cookie was covered in crumbs. Everyone looked as if they were just waiting for the bell to ring so they could go to recess.

This was not going to be easy.

Excerpted from I Have Fun Everywhere I Go by Mike Edison. Copyright © 2008 by Mike Edison. Published in May 2008 by Faber and Faber, Inc., an affiliate of Farrar, Straus and Giroux. All rights reserved.

Table of Contents


Flash Forward: The Shape of Things to Come     3
If You Were That Good, Don't You Think You Would Have Made It by Now?     5
I Know It's Hard to Believe, but There Are Still Puritans Working in This Business     17
Possession of Hashish Is Punishable by Death!     31
Top Secret Action     49
A Violent Mutherfucking People     65
Louisiana     75
You Can Burn It     87
Those Tits Are Taking Food out of My Children's Mouths!     99
Made in Japan     117
First-Time Lesbian Housewife Confessions     135
The Creature from Temple Beth Shalom     149
How to Make Your Monkey Happy     167
Escape from Doggie Village     179
Never Mind the Deadlines     193
Extreme Championship Pot Smoking     219
Brutus Was Right     237
The Holy Trifecta of Sleaze     255
Narcissism and Doom     277
Howlin' Wolf vs. the Aliens     295
I Have Fun Everywhere I Go     315
Acknowledgments     327
Index     329
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