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I Hope This Email Finds You Never: The Official Guide to Blissfully Surviving the Modern Workplace
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Overview
I Hope This Email Finds You Never puts aside the motivational screeds, productivity hacks, and pop-science, and focuses instead on those things in the workplace that truly cause us grief—like a coworker eating an apple during a video call—in a lighthearted, entertaining, and (most importantly) cynical way.
Some things you’ll learn:
- How long you can get away with being “new” until you’re held accountable
- How to make it look like you’re sorry without giving up any power
- How to find a workplace friend and make a workplace enemy
- Camera position: how to set up your laptop for maximum dominance
- Organizing your calendar while leaving time to cry
- The rules of the kitchen (stealing someone’s yogurt is literally a crime)
- Writing a letter of resignation when you’ve already been resigned from day one
From Orientation (The Descent), Workplace Etiquette (No Eye Contact Before 11 AM), Working Remotely (Wink Wink), Coworkers (Getting Along with your fellow inmates), and everything in between, I Hope This Email Finds You Never is your must-have guide to surviving (thriving is not realistic) in the modern workplace.
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781400232819 |
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Publisher: | HarperCollins Leadership |
Publication date: | 10/11/2022 |
Pages: | 208 |
Sales rank: | 619,323 |
Product dimensions: | 5.40(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.60(d) |
About the Author
Emily Ann Hill is a freelance graphic designer who works with startups and small businesses. She loves to incorporate illustration and humor into her work, with or without the client’s permission.
Table of Contents
Getting Started ix
Part I Employee Orientation (The Descent)
1 Making Awkward. Introductions Better (or Exponentially Worse) 3
2 Sign Without Reading: Filling Out Your New-Hire Paperwork 7
3 Better Than Ambien: Employee Training 11
4 Corporatespeak: Why Upper Managers Talk Like Cult Leaders 16
5 How Long You Can Get Away with Being "New" Until You're Held Accountable 20
6 The Bright Side: Getting Paid 24
Part 2 General Workplace Etiquette (No Eye Contact before 11:00 a.m.)
7 Manners, Greetings, Salutations, and Conversations Preapproved by HR 31
8 The Only Two Times You're Allowed to Touch Somebody You Work With 38
9 Avoiding Gossip and Drama (Or Embracing It If That's Your Thing) 43
10 The Rules of the Kitchen: Stealing Someone's Yogurt Is Literally a Crime 48
11 Apologizing: How to Make It Look Like You're Sorry Without Giving Up Any Power 52
12 Navigating Social Events and What to Do If You Drank Too Much 57
Part 3 Coworkers (Getting Along with Your Fellow Inmates)
13 How to Find a Workplace Friend and Make a Workplace Enemy, Even If You're 100 Percent Remote 65
14 The Different Types of Coworkers 72
15 Boundaries and Why You Should Never Trust Rick from Sales 78
16 Walking on Eggshells: The Manager-Employee Relationship 83
17 Social Media Requests from Coworkers: Friendship or Espionage? 89
18 Interoffice Dating: Great Idea, Dumbass 94
Part 4 Working Remotely (Wink, Wink)
19 Getting Out of Your Bed and Getting into a Routine 101
20 Video Call Etiquette and How to Make It Look Like You ve Been Working All Day 106
21 When Pets Become Coworkers and Refuse to Follow the Rules 111
22 Cabin Fever: How to WFH Without Losing Your Mind 115
23 Proper Dress Code When Working Remotely 120
Part 5 Meetings (Whose Foot Is That?)
24 The Different Types of Meetings 125
25 Excuses to Get Out of Meetings While Making People Feel Bad for You 130
26 Camera Position: How to Set Up Your Laptop for Maximum Dominance 135
27 How to Come Back Strong After You Spent the Entire Meeting on Twitter 139
28 Punting the Ball: How to Minimize the Chances of Getting More Work Assigned to You During a Meeting 144
29 Ending Meetings: The Cringey Last Goodbye 148
Part 6 Surviving the Day-to-Day (Lord, Give Me the Strength)
30 Organizing Your Calendar While Leaving Time to Cry 155
31 Deadlines: Are They Important or Merely Suggestions? 160
32 The Commute to Work: Too Long but Never Really Long Enough 164
33 The Gym and Other Office Perks You'll Never Use 169
34 Vacation Time: Strategic Use for Maximum Joy 173
35 Annual Reviews, Salary Negotiations/Existential Dread 177
36 Work-Life Balance and Its Direct Correlation with Being Broke 182
Part 7 Termination of Employment (Let's Pretend We Liked Each Other)
37 Is It Time to Move On, or Is It Just Indigestion? 189
38 Looking for a New Job While Still Employed as If You're Some Sort of International Spy 193
39 Getting Furloughed, Laid Off, Fired, Demoted, or Summarily Executed 197
40 Writing a Letter of Resignation When You've Already Been Resigned from Day One 201
41 Is It Really Illegal? What to Take with You on Your Way Out 206
42 Saying Goodbye 210
Index 217
About the Author and Illustrator 227