I Never Performed a Nude Wedding

by Naomi Cherny

Overview

book description:

Cherny has performed hundreds of ceremonies in the past 15 years. Readers may find their own weddings described in this book.

In addition to the interesting and unusual weddings included, the author gives advice on such subjects as: -- allowing the photographer to take pictures during the ceremony, -- determining the best age for children to participate in the procession, -- deciding what to do when there is a death in the family shortly before the wedding date, and -- dealing with feuding in-laws.

Anyone who has ever been married in the past, is married now, contemplates marriage in the future, or has ever attended a wedding, will enjoy reading this book.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781469757209
Publisher:	iUniverse, Incorporated
Publication date:	05/29/2000
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	176
File size:	240 KB

Table of Contents

	Introduction	vii
	The Beginning, or Trial by Fire	1
	The Aristocrat	5
	Blank Paper and Bouncing Checks	9
	The Bride Wore Burgundy	11
	Black Is the Color	13
	Ceremonies I Almost Didn't Perform	15
	Children	21
	The Clinging Vine	23
	Common Law Marriages	25
	Proxy Marriages	27
	Citizenship	29
	Daughters of Jerusalem	31
	Death	33
	Dining Out	35
	The Dirty Divan	37
	Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover	39
	Don't They See What They're Getting?	41
	Dreams and Reality	45
	The Outdoor Wedding	47
	Home Weddings	49
	Directions	53
	Church Weddings	57
	Hotels	59
	Come On to My House	61
	Halls	63
	East Is East	65
	The Facilities	69
	Fees	71
	The Feuding In-Laws	73
	Forbidden Marriages	77
	The Too Friendly Clergyman	79
	Friendship	81
	Fringe Benefits	83
	Holiday Weddings	85
	Time Marches On	89
	It Bothers Me When	91
	Mandatory Blood Tests	93
	Marriages Made In Heaven	95
	Marry In Haste	97
	Master of Ceremonies	101
	Music, Music, Music	103
	Neither Rain nor Snow	105
	Nightmare Weddings	109
	One of the Top Ten	113
	Other Plans	115
	The Photographer	117
	The Power of Love	121
	Renewal of Vows	123
	Rings	125
	Seasick On the High Seas	127
	The Second Time Around	131
	Separation of Church and State	133
	Smoke Gets In Your Eyes	135
	Tears	137
	Toasts	139
	Too Much Religion	141
	Tradition and Religion	143
	The Case of the Reluctant Bridegroom	147
	But Not for Love	149
	Women as Justices	151
	The Yacht	153
	Youth and Old Age	155
	The Yuppie Wedding	157
	No Food at the Country Club	159
	Customs and Courtesy	161
	Conclusion	163