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If It Bleeds, It Leads: An Anatomy Of Television News
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ISBN-13: | 9780429979576 |
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Publisher: | Taylor & Francis |
Publication date: | 03/08/2018 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | eBook |
Pages: | 164 |
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Chapter One
Hour One: Syndicated Talk
(The Actual Program You See Will Vary
Depending on Where You Live)
4:00:00 PM: STATION IDENTIFICATION
You're watching Channel Seven, WXYZ Detroit, where Seven stands for news.
The "News Fifteen" investigators get resultsKNXV Phoenix.
All new "Air Seven"only on ABC/7, KABC-TV Los Angeles.
This is NBC/10, Philadelphiayour station for the new millennium.
4:00:05 PM: OPENING MONTAGE (ROLL TAPE)
The Jerry Springer Show may contain adult themes, strong language, or violence. Parents are cautioned that this program may not be appropriate for children. (Audience: Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry!)
Jerry: Thank you. Oh, gosh, bring tears to my eyes. Hey, welcome to the show!
Face to face with the new woman ... Babies caught in the middle ... It's time for the testI have to know ... Who's your daddy? Today on Sally. (Video: Audience members standing and shouting; Sally waving her arms up and down.)
Bitter enemies face off ... Who wrecked the friendship? Montel will find out. Betrayed by a best friend. Don't go awaythat's coming up right now, on Montel. (Video: Audience applauds, kids laugh, adults laugh, Montel laughs, everybody laughs, someone cries, lots of people hug.)
4:00:35 PM: MEET THE HOSTS
Judging from all the laughing and hugging, we should have a good time. But before we meet the guests, let's take 5 minutes and say hello to some of the hosts who will guide us through the next two-and-a-half hours of television talk and information. What motivates these hosts to be at television's cutting edge as they relate the "Great Issues of Our Day"? After all, their views inevitably influence our views. So, it's worth taking a moment to consider the backgrounds of Jerry and Montel and Jenny and Ricki and Sally.
What's that? You say you're already familiar with them? Well, what about their second-act counterparts, Dan and Peter and Tom?
That's right, the serious news guys. They belong here, too.
You're wondering what they have to do with wrecked friendships, cheating spouses, and testosterone-primed audiences? Actually, a lot more than you may realize. Let's see how much you know about the people who have access to your living room any time you want to let them in.
Try a little matching game. First, connect the three biographies below to the correct news host:
BIOGRAPHY | HOST | |
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1. | This television personality was raised in Canada, did not complete college, and was recognized for the two-part special report, "AIDS in America, 1996." | |
2. | An Annapolis graduate, this big-time host holds an engineering degree with a minor in international security affairs. | |
3. | A former big-city news anchor with a law degree from Northwestern University, this former staffer for Senator Robert F. Kennedy is consistently first or second in the ratings for his category. |
You're probably thinking number one is easy. Peter Jennings is Canadian, doesn't have a formal education, and always seems to be getting honored for something he's done. Dan Rather seems like the Annapolis type, and he appears to have a concern for international security affairs, so he must be the choice for number two. That would make Tom Brokaw the Northwestern law-school graduate and the former political hand. And that makes a lot of sensehe's from the Midwest and has an abiding interest in politics.
It all fits pretty well. Except these were trick questions. The Canadian host with the report on AIDS is Jenny Jones, not Peter Jennings. The Annapolis graduate isn't Dan Ratherhe went to Sam Houston State University. It's really Montel Williams. And the lawyer with the Big Ten credentials who worked for Bobby Kennedy is Jerry Springer. Honest.
You see, talk show hosts and television anchors have a lot in commonprobably a lot more than the anchors would like to admit. Maybe Ricki Lake didn't jet to Tibet to interview the Dalai Lama like Tom Brokaw did, and maybe she would have suggested a makeover if she had. But the talkers and anchors are cut from similar cloth.
They've all written books, and their books usually become bestsellers. Sally and Jerry once worked in local television news, just like Dan and Tom. Just about everybody's won an Emmy for something.
Unfortunately, most people don't recognize these connections. The talkers have a bad reputation, which for many people keeps them in lower regard than the news anchors. But, when you read their biographies, it's difficult to understand why. If anything, the talkers are the compassionate alter egos to the hard-hitting journalists. While Dan is off exhibiting his "tough, active style" by reporting from the middle of Hurricane Opal, the talkers are demonstrating their sensitivity to some of the same social issues covered in the newsthe "Great Issues of Our Day."
Don't take my word for it. Ask themor look at what they say about themselves in their biographies. Jenny's purpose in television life is to "entertain, enlighten, and often educate." Ricki heals social wounds, turning passive television viewing into "an hour of lively community interaction." Montel applies his "passionate and proactive" demeanor to "breaking news," sort of a healing version of Peter Jennings. Even controversial Jerry is misunderstood by people who are blind to his sensitive sidethe side that "holds the hands of AIDS-stricken children, goes underground with New York's 'Mole People' who live in subway tunnels, and is the concerned humanitarian helping to raise millions of dollars for charity."
Sally is a "friend, confidante and adviser" who wonders aloud, through her Web site, "what makes [me] so empathetic?" Her answer: "I am the mother of grown children." I ask youhow can anyone argue with that? But, it must be more than her mom instincts that make Sally special, because she has assumed a burden few could carry. In her own words: "If I am in a strange city standing on a street corner, I'm the one people ask for directions. If I'm in a restaurant ladies room, the woman next to me automatically tells me the story of her life!" It's hard to imagine that happening to Dan Rather, and not because he doesn't frequent ladies rooms.
So, I'm visualizing Sally trying to plan for her next show while being bombarded by map-laden strangers who need the best route to the airport. She's summoning the sensitivity she needs to approach her guests and audience with the sort of respect she says we should expect from her. I'm imagining Jerry, fresh from a poignant visit with the "Mole People," ready to raise the consciousness of his studio audience. And, try as I might, I can't shake the image of Ricki offering a makeover to the Dalai Lama.
We are in good hands with these folks, provided that we never lose sight of their concerned humanitarian side. In saying that, I don't mean to slight Dan and Peter and Tom. They do good work, but it's not always uplifting. Sure, they've interviewed George Bush and Jesse Jacksonbut so has Jerry Springer. Of course, the hard newsies help us make sense of our world, but not in the life-affirming way of Sally or Ricki.
Their guests should consider themselves lucky to be in the presence of giants.
4:05:00 PM: MEET THE GUESTS
Are the guests aware of their great luck in having such notable hosts? Unfortunately, I don't think so. Perhaps they're just too busy with their own problems.
Let's try to sort it out. Heaven is cheating on her boyfriend Billy by sleeping with Billy's friend Gary and Gary's girlfriend Lacy. Chautney, a transsexual prostitute, is cheating on Leasha, a female impersonator, by sleeping with Leasha's brother Jason. Mikki is an escort who cheats on her boyfriend by sleeping with her customers. Sandy has a crush on Rodney, and to prove it she's ready to shovel earthworms out of a box of dirt. Jeff wants to proclaim his infatuation with Erinn by drinking a mixture of tomato juice, hot sauce, pickle juice, and tuna. Twenty-year-old Toby wants to prove he's the father of ex-girlfriend Nikki's daughter Lacy, since he's already gone to the trouble of kidnapping Lacy from her Alabama home. For her part, Lacy may want to make sure you know that she's not the same person as the Lacy who is having an affair with Heaven.
And that's just Friday. Things get more complicated when you back up to Monday. Then, you find Willie, a bisexual, is cheating on his girlfriend by sleeping with a drag queen who is also named Willie, while bisexual Torrence is cheating on his transvestite girlfriend Seven (that's her name, not the channel designation) and Seven's boyfriend Jerry. Aries dumped his bisexual friend Jennifer after a threesome with Jennifer and Toya, but he's still with Toya. Erica dropped her boyfriend Mickey for her friend Sonya. Meanwhile, Eric is still in jail while his girlfriend Vera has moved on. Rosie Rockets and Chesty Love ponder their size M breasts, raising one of the most pressing social issues of our day: "Big-Breasted Women: Blessed or Cursed?" At the other end of the scale, Conrad talks about fooling women into believing she is a man, even though she is really a woman (named Connie). Salina challenges Kim while Dave challenges Rachelthey "Got to Know the Deal, 'Cuz I Don't Think That Body Part's Real."
On Tuesday, Sylvia is cheating on her husband Kenny by sleeping with Danny and Reggie, while Jeremy is cheating on his girlfriend Amy with Amy's cousin Shawna and DawnMarie is cheating on her boyfriend David with Ericand Tammi. Sam may have been cheating on his twenty-two-year-old wife Erica, if the lie-detector test he took is correct. Will Erica resort to the same tactics as Caroline, who hired an undercover cop to kill her husband?
Wednesday brings us Charles, who sneaks out on his girlfriend Kim to be with his transsexual friend Moma. Ilana is cheating on her African-American boyfriend Brian with a Klan member. Jake is cheating on his gay boyfriend Jeff with his overweight buddy Tiny. Wild teens Courtney, Greg, and Keith run away, get arrested, steal for drugs, have sex, drink, carry weapons, and smoke pot.
On Thursday, Passion, Sommer, Collette, Ashley, Gummi, and Godiva feel compelled to announce to their friends and family members, "I Got Huge Breasts!" apparently because their friends and relatives are nearsighted. Yeko and Chara iron out who stole whose boyfriend. Engineering student Ruth gets a surprise makeover.
Then there's Big Daddy, who is cheating on his transsexual, phone-sex-operator girlfriend Christina, and twenty-nine-year-old Jim, who is cheating on his nineteen-year-old girlfriend Regina with thirty-eight-year-old Rhoda. Barry is cheating on his wife Dianne with his ex-wife Susan and his ex-girlfriend Melonie.
Bill is cheating on his wife Hillary by having an affair with Monica at work, although they are not sleeping together. Monica confides in her best friend Linda, who secretly records their phone conversations and hands them over to Kenneth, who doesn't think much of Bill and tries to get him fired. Bill admits to having been unfaithful hundreds of times with other women, including Gennifer and maybe Paula (who claims to have psychic powers), but he contends he always told the truth about what he did. Will Bill submit to a lie-detector test to settle, once and for all, "The Truth About My Outrageous Secret Lovers"?
Sorry, that one's not on "Montel." Let's wait two hours for Dan and Peter and Tom to give us their version of the "Great Issues of Our Day."
4:10:00 PM: SUPPLY MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR THE GUESTS
Now, if Dan and Peter and Tom would only let the people in their stories battle it out on stage, we might be spared having to listen to the same ugly details of their lives over and over for months at a time, not to mention the agony of having to listen to all those lawyers. The talkers figured out the secret before the newsies did: Don't change the story, change the characters. Resolve the problem and move on to the same problem with other people. Everyone's talking about the same things anyway, so it's not like the talk shows cover different ground than the news shows. The only difference is they move on more quickly to the next round. That, and they're more likely to feature people named Gummi.
Of course, there is a down side to the quick resolution of disputes. The talkers need to make sure they have enough units of their guests' blood types in reserve. This is something Dan and Peter and Tom don't have to worry about, providing Dan stays in his chair when he interviews George Bush.
It's a serious consideration. If those bouncers offstage don't respond quickly enough, guests could end up in an ambulance or, worse, on another talk show proclaiming, "I Got A Concussion on Springer!"
An incident can happen at any time, and probably will. Let's watch:
Jerry: Meet Vixen. She says that she's come a long way to find out what her boyfriend has to tell her. She says it's time to be a real man and confess his secret. (Audience: Wild applause.) Vixen, uh, tell us about you. How long have you been with your boyfriend?
Vixen: Uh, me and Solo, we've been together for six months on and off. We get along, we go out, we have fun, it's like he's my best friend. I care about him a lot.
Jerry (trying to understand): So, you care about him?
Vixen: Yes, I do, a lot. (Audience: Groans of empathy.)
Jerry: And you think he's here because he wants to tell you something, and you're thinking, oh, this is going to be good.
Vixen: Yes, I'm really thinking ... (Audience: Shouts of apprehension; Vixen shakes her head.)
Jerry: Well, every once in a while it's good news. I remember about eight years ago there was one story where there was good news, so we're due. (Audience: Laughter; Vixen smiles.) Well, let's meet your boyfriend. Here he isSolo. (Solo enters, embraces and kisses Vixen. Bouncers take their stations.)
Jerry: Solo, welcome to the show.
Solo: How you doing, Jerry?
Jerry: Nice to meet you. Solo, interesting name. You alone a lot? (Audience: laughter)
Solo: Some of the time.
Jerry: Okay. What's the relationship doing?
Solo: Me and Vixen have been together for about six months on and off. We have a good relationship, like best friends. You know, we click.
Jerry: Is it romantic at all?
Vixen: Always.
Solo: Yeah. (Audience: Groans.} It's a connection, you know what I'm saying? Like we've known each other before, you know?
Jerry: Well great. Well, she's a little concerned that you say, hey, let's go on the "Jerry Springer Show," you've got something to tell her. (Audience: Wild applause and shouting. Emergency medical technicians take note.) What do you want to tell her?
Solo (to Vixen): Vixen, you know, I care about you, you know. You're a major part of my life, you know. We get along. You're there for me, and I didn't mean to hurt you, but, um, I slept with your sister.
Vixen: What? You what? (Audience: Frenzied shouting. Vixen jumps up and begins punching Solo.)
The elapsed time of this exchange was 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
4:12:20 PM: BEGIN FIRST PROTRACTED SHOVING, PUNCHING, AND DELETED DIALOGUE SEGMENT BETWEEN BEST FRIENDS WHO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER A LOT
4:13:15 PM: ADD FUEL TO FIRE; CUE SECOND BOUNCER
Jerry (to Vixen): Actually, you've got something to ask your sister, too. Why she would, you know.
Vixen: You're damn right I do.
Jerry: Here she is, Kimberly.
4:13:27 PM: BEGIN 2-MINUTE 45-SECOND SIBLING SHOVING, PUNCHING, AND DELETED DIALOGUE SEGMENT
4:16:12 PM: ADD MORE FUEL TO FIRE; ALERT HOSPITAL TO PREPARE FOR INJURIES
Jerry (to Solo): There's something else you need to tell Vixen.
Solo (to Vixen): Yeah. I was born a woman. (Solo and Vixen chase each other into the audience; bouncers follow; some audience members punch Solo while others, on their feet, chant: "Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry! ... Jer-ry!")
The elapsed time of this exchange was 1 minute and 50 seconds.
Jerry: Okay, let's get back to the show.
4:18:02 PM: EVERYONE REALIZES THIS IS THE SHOW
Jerry (to Solo): You just told Vixen that you, in fact, were really a woman. But, Kimberly, you knew. Why wouldn't you tell your sister? (Audience: Screaming and shouting; bouncers try for 40 seconds to separate Vixen and Kimberly; time for a commercial message.}
4:23:30 PM: PREPARE TO PAY BOUNCERS OVERTIME
Jerry: Kimberly, you have a girlfriend.
Kimberly (to Solo): Well, Solo, I know we've been together and whatever, but I had somebody before you, and I love you and I love her, too.
Solo (to Kimberly): I just messed up my whole relationship for you. I messed up everything for you. You want to tell me you're with somebody else?
Jerry (to Kimberly): And your other girlfriend doesn't know that? Well, she's been watching backstage, but she didn't know about Solo? Okay, here she is. What's her name? Telly....
I don't mean to withhold important information, but you probably don't need the Psychic Friends Network to help you figure out what is going to happen next. So, for purposes of expediency, we're going to fast-forward through the next 36 minutes of the program. Unfortunately, that means we won't get to hear Cheryl, Nick, and Shane, or Kim, Lani, and Justin tell their stories. You can consult a tape of Jerry's May 17, 1999, show if you want to find out which of them, if any, end up in emergency care. I would advise you to do this if you are particularly concerned that the recent rash of cheating boyfriends who turn out to be cheating girlfriends may reach epidemic proportions. I would strongly advise you to do this if you're planning to contribute money to a foundation that's fighting the problem.
I can't speak for Jerry, but given his history, I'm sure he would hope you would do just thatopen your heart and your wallet. It would gratify his concerned humanitarian side. After all, that is Jerry's motivation for telling us these real-life stories. With their signature style, the talkers bring us close to the "Great Issues of Our Day." They use their excellent training and powerful connections well. They earn their Emmys and high ratings for a reason.
And they prepare us to watch the evening news, which, after all, is just more information about more problems. After an hour with Solo and friends, I feel primed to hear about what's happening in my community and in the world from the mouth of my favorite trusted anchor, confident that no matter how bad it looks, I'm still going to have a better evening than Vixen. It's important to be prepared, because the community and the world usually look pretty bad when my trusted anchor tells the story. Someone once said that if you play a country music song backwards, your love comes home, you get your job back, and your pick-up truck runs again. News reports are the same way: Play them forward and everything seems to be coming apart. But after living in syndication for an hour, how bad can things look? Can the hazards, dangers, troubles, problems, and trials of daily life in our community or our country look as ugly as, say, Jerry's audience?
That's the brilliance of the talkers' contribution. They hand us over to the newsies all ready to feel good about ourselves.
And that poses a monumental challenge to the newsies, who have to stretch pretty far to find anything that will match, "My Boyfriend Is a Woman!"
But, the newsies are clever and they know what's being asked of them. Take a look at how well they rise to the occasion.
Excerpted from If It Bleeds, It Leads by Matthew R. Kerbel. Copyright © 2000 by Westview Press, A Member of the Perseus Books Group. Excerpted by permission. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
Table of Contents
* Disclaimer: Everything you are about to read is true Hour One: Syndicated Talk (The Actual Program You See Will Vary Depending on Where You Live) * 4:00:00 pm Station Identification * 4:00:05 pm Opening Montage (Roll Tape) * 4:00:35 pm Meet the Hosts * 4:05:00 pm Meet the Guests * 4:10:00 pm Supply Medical Treatment for the Guests * 4:12:20 pm Begin First Protracted Shoving, Punching, and Deleted Dialogue Segment Between Best Friends Who Care About Each Other a Lot * 4:13:15 pm Add Fuel to Fire; Cue Second Bounder * 4:13:27 pm Begin 2-Minute 45-Second Sibling Shoving, Punching, and Deleted Dialogue Segment * 4:16:12 pm Add More Fuel to Fire; Alert Hospital to Prepare for Injuries * 4:18:02 pm Everyone Realizes This Is the Show * 4:23:30 pm Prepare to Pay Bouncers Overtime Hour Two: Live at Five (Dead by Six) * 5:00:00 pm Tease * 5:00:30 pm Inventing a Riot * 5:02:45 pm A Reassuring Segue * 5:03:00 pm Only Popular Restaurants Are Dangerous * 5:05:50 pm Tease * 5:06:00 pm Ad Time-Out: You Will Be on Television * 5:09:00 pm Feeling the Barometric Pressure * 5:11:45 pm What Ever Happened to the Story About the Breast Implants? * 5:12:00 pm Movie-or Reality? * 5:15:00 pm The Great Baking Powder Incident * 5:15:52 pm Tease * 5:16:00 pm Promo * 5:16:15 pm Ad Time-Out: You Can Be a Newswriter * 5:20:00 pm First Feature: It Could Happen Any Time Without Warning * 5:23:30 pm Segue into Terrifying Weather * 5:24:00 pm Air Quality * 5:25:00 pm Weather Time-Out: How You Can Be a Weathercaster * 5:29:00 pm Dessert * 5:30:00 pm How Many Times Can One Car Smash into a House? * 5:31:40 pm Minor Injuries, Major Pictures * 5:32:10 pm Wicked Winds * 5:33:55 pm Tease * 5:34:00 pm Ad Time-Out: May Is the Cruelest Month. Februarys Not So Great, Either * 5:37:00 pm Second Feature: Extreme Sex * 5:39:55 pm Whats Really Important in Philadelphia * 5:40:00 pm Exactly Why Do They Need Weather Reports in San Diego? * 5:42:00 pm Ad Time-Out: You Can Be a News Director * 5:45:00 pm Score! * 5:4What People are Saying About This
A tour de force…lively, lucid.