Toma¿ Martinez has had a crush on his, Darcy MacFarland, best friend's mother, for longer than he's willing to admit.*
Would it be wrong to make those feelings known the weekend of his best friend's wedding?
Or would that a big time party foul?
*Tying himself up and offering up his body for her to defile wouldn't be on his list of best man duties either, huh?
*What if he dropped to his knees and begged her to let him worship her in every way he fantasized about over the years?*
*Would that be a wedding day faux pas?
*And what if...*
*What if she said yes?