It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere

by Alpert L Pine

Overview

WARNING

This book contains Flesh-Eating Zombies, Invading Aliens, Nuclear Annihilation, Armageddon, The Rapture — and that's just one story!

Elsewhere, you'll find Carnivorous Plants, Organ-Harvesting Aliens, Cruel Scientists, Superstorms, Cursed Artifacts, and the Worst Comedy Club in Existence.

From stolen kidneys to cruel twists of fate; from dark secrets to a baseball that likes to nibble on fingers, these 22 tales of apocalypses small and large will leave you saying, "Pfft. Not likely."

Oh, and one of the stories has mermaids. Drug-running mermaids.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940152905694
Publisher:	Alpert L Pine
Publication date:	03/15/2016
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	345 KB

About the Author

Alpert L Pine lives and writes in a small cabin, off the grid, in the Northwest United States. Once per week, he treks to the nearest town on foot—rain, snow or shine—and spends the day transferring his material into a digital format, with the help of the kindly librarians whom he has befriended. When he's not writing, he spends much of his time with a metal detector, looking for a rumored Templar treasure which is said to be buried somewhere nearby. To date, he's found a few nails, an old Liberty head penny, and a strange amulet. For free stories, news about past and future releases, and more, visit his website: AlpertLPine.com