Kamikaze Kangaroos!: 20,000 Miles Around Australia. One Van, Two Girls... And An Idiot

by Tony James Slater

Overview

Sharks, snakes and spiders... He's going to die here for sure.

Tony James Slater knew nothing about Australia.
Except for the fact that he'd just arrived there.
The stage is set for an outrageous adventure: three people, one van, on an epic, 20,000 mile road trip around Australia.
What could possibly go wrong?

Of course, the van - nicknamed 'Rusty' - is a crumbling wreck, held together by the world's most garish paint job.
They're criss-crossing the continent through some of the most inhospitable land on the planet - the infamous Aussie Outback.
And isn't there something about Australian animals being... well, you know, kind of dangerous?

Unprepared, under-qualified and hopelessly inept, Tony battles gigantic pumpkins, mechanical mishaps and suicidal kangaroos, armed only with a thong and a sense of humour.
From coast to coast and on to New Zealand, his companions struggle to keep him safe whilst climbing in dresses, snowboarding off cliffs, and hiking hundreds of miles through the bush.
One thing's for sure; this 'adventure of a lifetime' - if they survive it - is something they're never going to forget.

So, scull those stubbies!
Grab your galahs!
And put down that platypus.
LOOK OUT, AUSTRALIA!
There's an idiot coming...

*'Kamikaze Kangaroos' is the third book following Tony's misadventures. It can be read on its own just as easily, or as part of the 'Adventure Without End' series.*

What readers are saying about Kamikaze Kangaroos:
"...in turns hilarious, terrifying and heart-warming..."
"...will make you laugh till you snort in an undignified fashion!"
"...full of mishaps and occasional crises, told with a wry and self-deprecating sense of humor..."
"...I was trying not to laugh to hard and wake up my family..."
"...please purchase this book so the starving author can afford to upgrade to a birthday doughnut..."
"...you will not want to put this book down or even for it to end its really that funny!"

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781514131039
Publisher:	CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:	05/29/2015
Series:	Adventure Without End , #3
Pages:	382
Product dimensions:	5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.85(d)

About the Author

Tim Campbell, winner of AudioFile Earphones Awards, is a narrator and actor based in Los Angeles, California. He studied at the University of California and earned a BA in music and theater and a certification from the prestigious Great Books program at Pepperdine University, where he graduated magna cum laude. He is also a classically trained singer and performs regularly with the Los Angeles Master Chorale and Los Angeles Opera Chorus, as well as on studio soundtracks for film and television.

Tony James Slater is a very, very strange man. He believes himself to be indestructible, despite considerable evidence to the contrary. He is often to be found making strange faces whilst pretending to be attacked by inanimate objects. And sometimes-not always, but often enough to be of concern-his testicles hang out of the holes in his trousers. It is for this reason (amongst others) that he chooses to spend his life far from mainstream civilization, tackling ridiculous challenges and subjecting himself to constant danger. He gets hurt quite a lot.