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Lady Whistledown Strikes Back
Chapter One
This week's most coveted invitation appears to be Lady Neeley's upcoming dinner party, to be held Tuesday evening. The guest list is not long, nor is it remarkably exclusive, but tales have spread of last year's dinner party, or, to be more specific, of the menu, and all London (and most especially those of greater girth) are eager to partake.
This Author was not gifted with an invitation and therefore must suffer at home with a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and this column, but alas, do not feel pity, Dear Reader. Unlike those attending the upcoming gustatory spectacle, This Author does not have to listen to Lady Neeley!
Lady Whisteldown's Society Papers, 27 May 1816
Tillie Howard supposed that the night could get worse, but in all truth, she couldn't imagine how.
She hadn't wanted to attend Lady Neeley's dinner party, but her parents had insisted, and so here she was, trying to ignore the fact that her hostess -- the occasionally-feared, occasionally-mocked Lady Neeley -- had a voice rather like fingernails on slate.
Tillie was also trying to ignore the rumblings of her stomach, which had expected nourishment at least an hour earlier. The invitation had said seven in the evening, and so Tillie and her parents, the Earl and Countess of Canby, had arrived promptly at half past the hour, with the expectation of being led into supper at eight. But here it was, almost nine, with no sign that Lady Neeley intended to forgo talking for eating anytime soon.
But what Tillie was most trying to ignore, what she in fact would have fled the room to avoid, had she been able to figure out a way to do so without causing a scene, was the man standing next to her.
"Jolly fellow, he was," boomed Robert Dunlop, with that joviality that comes from having consumed just a hair more wine than one ought. "Always ready for a spot of fun."
Tillie smiled tightly. He was speaking of her brother Harry, who had died nearly one year earlier, on the battlefield at Waterloo. When she and Mr. Dunlop had been introduced, she'd been excited to meet him. She'd loved Harry desperately and missed him with a fierceness that sometimes took her breath away. And she'd thought that it would be wonderful to hear stories of his last days from one of his comrades in arms.
Except Robert Dunlop was not telling her what she wanted to hear.
"Talked about you all the time," he continued, even though he'd already said as much ten minutes earlier. " 'Cept ... "
Tillie did nothing but blink, not wanting to encourage further elucidation. This couldn't end well.
Mr. Dunlop squinted at her. " 'Cept he always described you as all elbows and knees and with crooked braids."
Tillie gently touched her hand to her expertly coifed chignon. She couldn't help it. "When Harry left for the Continent, I did have crooked braids," she said, deciding that her elbows and knees needed no further discussion.
"He loved you a great deal," Mr. Dunlop said. His voice was surprisingly soft and thoughtful, enough to command Tillie's full attention. Maybe she shouldn't be so quick to judge. Robert Dunlop meant well. He was certainly good at heart, and rather handsome, cutting quite a dashing figure in his military uniform. Harry had always written of him with affection, and even now, Tillie was having trouble thinking of him as anything other than "Robbie." Maybe there was a little more to him. Maybe it was the wine. Maybe ...
"Spoke of you glowingly. Glowingly," Robbie repeated, presumably for extra emphasis.
Tillie just nodded. She missed Harry, even if she was coming to realize that he had informed approximately one thousand men that she was a skinny gawk.
Robbie nodded. "Said you were the best of females, if one could look beneath the freckles."
Tillie started scouting the exits, searching for an escape. Surely she could fake a torn hem, or a horrible chest cough.
Robbie leaned in to look at her freckles.
Or death. Her thespian demise would surely end up as the lead story in tomorrow's Whistledown, but Tillie was just about ready to give it a go. It had to be better than this.
"Told us all he despaired of you ever getting married," Robbie said, nodding in a most friendly manner. "Always reminded us that you had a bang-up dowry."
That was it. Her brother had been using his time on the battlefield to beg men to marry her, using her dowry (as opposed to her looks, or heaven forbid, her heart) as the primary draw.
It was just like Harry to go and die before she could kill him for this.
"I need to go," she blurted out.
Robbie looked around. "Where?"
Anywhere.
"Out," Tillie said, hoping that would be explanation enough.
Robbie's brow knit in a confused manner as he followed her gaze to the door. "Oh," he said. "Well, I suppose ... There you are!"
Tillie turned around to see who had managed to pull Robbie's attention off of her. A tall gentleman wearing the same uniform as Robbie was walking toward them. Except, unlike Robbie, he looked ...
Dangerous.
His hair was dark, honey blond, and his eyes were -- well, she couldn't possibly tell what color they were from three yards away, but it didn't really matter because the rest of him was enough to make any young lady weak in the legs. His shoulders were broad, his posture was perfect, and his face looked as if it ought to be carved in marble.
"Thompson," Robbie said. "Dashed good to see you."
Thompson, Tillie thought, mentally nodding. It must be Peter Thompson, Harry's closest friend. Harry had mentioned him in almost every missive, but clearly he'd never actually described him, or Tillie would have been prepared for this Greek god standing before her. Of course, if Harry had described him, he would have just shrugged and said something like, "Regular-looking fellow, I suppose."
Lady Whistledown Strikes Back. Copyright © by Julia Quinn. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
