Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale

Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale

by Tyler Shaw, Russell Sanders

Narrated by JB Burgess

Unabridged — 2 hours, 28 minutes

Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale

Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves: A Crudely Fractured Fairy Tale

by Tyler Shaw, Russell Sanders

Narrated by JB Burgess

Unabridged — 2 hours, 28 minutes

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Overview

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were super mean and gross? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.

Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This book is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it!


**Note: This story is not for babies. It can be crude and has jokes about butts, poo, and drunk people. It also has some cartoony violence. There is no swearing or sexual activity. If this story had an MPGG rating it would probably be PG, and may be comparable to an episode of the Simpsons.**


Product Details

BN ID: 2940178492215
Publisher: Dead Duck Media
Publication date: 08/04/2015
Series: Disney Ruined , #1
Edition description: Unabridged
Age Range: 10 - 13 Years
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