Table of Contents
Acknowledgments x
Introduction xi
Great Openers xiii
Part 1 Writers
The lives, habits, and bizarre personalities of the greats
What Do Homer and Jay-Z Have in Common? 2
Bards and epic storytelling
How Did Starving Writers Pay the Bills? 9
The patrons, odd jobs, and odder merchandising of the masters
Is Coffee or Opium Better for Creativity? 19
Writers and their rotten habits
Why Are the Best Autobiographies so Embarrassing? 28
Humiliating confessions from St. Augustine to Augusten Burroughs
Why Couldn't F. Scott Fitzgerald Write a Decent Movie? 35
Hollywood adaptations and why most novelists shouldn't quit their day jobs
Are Short Story Writers Less Mature Than Novelists? 42
Why size matters, and when a novella is really just a novel
How Do You Write the Great American (or British or French) Novel? 50
Writing habits of the greats
Part II Readers
Why audiences love, hate, or ignore the great works of literature
Can Big Book Sales Lead to Mass Suicide? 58
The history of bestsellers from John Bunyan to Dan Brown
Why Don't Today's Writers Have as Many Groupies as Lord Byron? 67
The rise and fall of literary celebrity
Did Robinson Crusoe Teach James Frey to Lie? 76
The long history of fake memoirs and literary hoaxes
Who's Afraid of Jane Austen? 83
Novelists' battle for respectability
When Does Book Burning Actually Help Free Speech? 90
The follies of censorship and its backlash
What Did Children Read Before There Was Children's Literature? 98
The battle for fun in kids' books, from hornbooks to Harry Potter
Part III Works
Literary styles and their surprising histories
Who Elevated Insults to an Art Form? 108
When authors attack (with invective and satire)
What Makes Something Ode-worthy? 116
The surprising range of the lyrical poem
When Did Literature Finally Get Sexy? 123
How Shakespeare and others slipped sex into their works
Why Is Satan the Greatest Bad Guy Ever? 131
Literary villains and why we love them
Why Did Romantics Love Terror (and Not Horror)? 139
Gothic fiction and ghost stories
Why Do Some Detectives Use Their Minds and Others Their Fists? 147
The crime-solving skills of Holmes, Marlowe, and more
What Other Uncontrollable Monster Did Dr. Frankenstein Invent? 156
The birth and spread of science fiction
Conclusion: Last Words 163
Selected Bibliography 166