Table of Contents
Introduction xi
Translator's Note xix
Because of Little Apples 3
À l'américaine 13
The Temperaments (According to the Latest Science) 17
Salon des Variétes 23
An Idyll-But Alas! 29
A Doctor's Romance 33
An Editor's Romance 35
The Turnip (A Folktale) 37
Easter Greetings 39
Twenty-six (Excerpts from a Diary) 43
The Philadelphia Conference of Natural Scientists 47
My Nana 49
Flying Islands 53
A Brief Anatomy of Man 65
A Children's Primer 69
Soothsayer and Soothsayeress 77
The Vaudevillian 81
Dirty Tragedians and Leprous Playwrights (A Dreadful, Terrible, and Scandalously Foolhardy Tragedy) 85
Maria Ivanovna 95
Troubling Thoughts 101
Letter to a Reporter 103
Russian Coal (A True Story) 105
The Eclipse 111
A Problem 115
On the Characteristics of Nations (From the Notebook of a Naive Member of the Russian Geographic Society) 119
A Modern Guide to Letter Writing 123
Man and Dog Converse 129
Feast-Day Gratuities (From the Notebook of a Provincial Scrounger) 133
May Day at Sokolniki 137
The Marriage Season (From the Notebook of a Marriage Broker) 141
Letters to the Editor 143
Visiting Cards 149
The Foolish Frenchman 151
Persons Entitled to Travel Free of Charge on the Imperial Russian Railways 157
The Proposal (A Tale for Young Ladies) 161
Man (A Few Philosophical Musings) 165
From the Notebook of a Country Squire 167
Nadia N.'s Vacation Homework 171
Words, Words, Words 175
The French Ball 179
About the Author 185
About the Translator 185
About Seven Stories Press 187