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Overview
At the age of ninety-something, Beryl Dusinbery is forgetting everything – including her own children. She spends her days stitching morbid samplers and tormenting her two long-suffering carers, Nastya and Euphoria, with tangled stories of her husbands and love affairs.
Shimi Carmelli can do up his own buttons, walks without the aid of a frame and speaks without spitting. Among the widows of North London, he’s whispered about as the last of the eligible bachelors. Unlike Beryl, he forgets nothing – especially not the shame of a childhood incident that has hung over him ever since.
There’s very little life remaining for either of them, but perhaps just enough to heal some of the hurt inflicted along the way, and find new meaning in what’s left. Told with Jacobson’s trademark wit and style, Live a Little is equal parts funny, irreverent and tender – a novel to make you consider all the paths not taken, and whether you could still change course.
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781984824233 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Random House Publishing Group |
| Publication date: | 09/10/2019 |
| Sold by: | Random House |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 304 |
| Sales rank: | 746,145 |
| File size: | 4 MB |
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1
“Words fail me,” the Princess tells her son. She isn’t sure which one.
“Why, Mother, what’s happened?”
“Nothing’s happened. Words fail me, that’s all.”
“Is that what you rang to say?”
“I think you’ll find,” she says, “that it was you who rang me.”
She grips the corded telephone receiver as though she means to squeeze the breath from it. She has never touched anything gently in her life.
“No, that’s not the case, Mother.” He too is a strangler, a cost-cutter by profession, and chokes a yawn, wanting her to hear the sleep in his voice. “I would never have called you at two in the morning.”
“Don’t exaggerate. It isn’t two in the morning.”
“It feels like two in the morning. And I didn’t ring you. Perhaps I should have, but I didn’t. Anyway—”
“Anyway what?”
“What did you ring to say?”
“Stop showing your vest on television.”
“That must be Pen you’re talking about. And I think he’d tell you it isn’t a vest, it’s a T-shirt.”
“Whatever it’s called you should do your shirt up.”
“Tell Pen that, not me.”
“Who’s Pen?”
“Your son.”
“You’re my son.”
“You have more than one.”
“So which is he?”
“The parsonical one.”
“Then which are you?”
“The prodigal one.”
He knows she knows.
“Well I didn’t bring any of you up to wear a vest on television,” she says.
“You didn’t bring any of us up to be anarcho-syndicalists. My dear brother is making an ideological statement that is entirely his own.”
“By wearing a vest?”
“It’s a T-shirt. The disaffected young are excited by the sight of an aged politician in a T-shirt.”
“Yes, now you come to mention it, I remember I was. Pen’s father—it must have been his father, mustn’t it?—had a whole wardrobe of vests. I called it his vestiary. He would throw his old ones on the bed and wait for me to wash them. Pen was conceived on a bed of vests, so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.”
“Mother!”
“There’s no reason for you to be squeamish. You were conceived in the back of a Rolls.”
“I am putting the phone down now if that’s all you rang to say.”
“Don’t you think vests are slovenly?”
“No, I think they’re worse than slovenly, I think they’re artful. They seduce the gullible. They did the trick with you, after all.”
“That’s no way to talk to your mother. If that’s all you rang to say . . .”
“I didn’t ring you to say anything. You rang me.”
“I don’t think so.”
But in truth the Princess doesn’t choose to remember who rang whom.
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She isn’t a real princess. That’s just a bit of fun she’s having with herself.
The Princess Schweppessodawasser. Her real name—the name she was born with—is Beryl Dusinbery. It never suited her to change it for a man. Princess Schweppessodawasser is, she says, her nom d’oubli, after the heroine of One Thousand and One Nights, whose actual name keeps sliding from her memory. Schhh . . . you know who. She had thought the reference might amuse her children—they are old enough to remember the 1960s advertising campaign—but nothing amuses her children. They blame her for that. “You never permitted gaiety to enter our lives,” they remind her. “It’s a bit rich you thinking you can play with us now. Frankly, it’s embarrassing. You are the least playful mother who ever lived.”
“I?”
“I! There you go. Any other mother would say ‘me.’ ”
“In an age of derelictions I brought you up to express yourself correctly. You should be thankful you were born to a teacher and not a scullery maid.”
“What’s a scullery maid?”
The Princess commends herself for not saying “You married one.”
“Your ignorance vindicates my system,” she says instead. “As I instructed my pupils in the higher things, so I instructed you.”
“We weren’t your pupils, Mother. . . .”
“I haven’t finished speaking.”
“Is that you being playful again?”
“I never pretended to be playful. It’s in the nature of fathers to look after that side of things.”
“Our fathers were never there.”
“That too is in the nature of fathers. But satisfy an old woman’s curiosity. You say I was the least playful mother who ever lived. How many other mothers have you been brought up by?”
“It’s a safe bet no other mother refused to read her children bedtime stories because she found them jejune. You actually used that word—jejune, for Christ’s sake!”
“There you are—I gave you a word you still remember. . . .”
“But can’t use.”
“Then try moving in more educated circles.”
“I sit in the House of Lords, Mother.”
“You make my point for me.”
“Life isn’t just words. . . .”
“Yes it is. Life is only words.”
“It is also feelings.”
“Feelings! And what are feelings without the words to express them. You grunt until you have the word that tells you what you are grunting about. That’s why pigs don’t experience Weltschmerz or nostalgie de la boue.”
“How do you know they don’t?”
“Because they never mention it.”
“When you grunt out of fear you know you are afraid. We never mentioned we were afraid. But we were.”
“Afraid because you were threatened or afraid because you were naturally timorous?”
“We never had the chance to find out. You put the fear of God in us from the moment we were born. You read us the Brothers Grimm and Struwwelpeter before we went to sleep—in German.”
“Ich?”
“Dich! I still wake screaming in the night because the Great Tall Tailor’s coming to snip, snap, snip my thumbs off.”
“It was necessary to remind you of the dangers the Germans posed. I lost your father to them, remember.”
“That wasn’t my father.”
“They were confusing times.”
“So are these. And you make them even more confusing when you decide suddenly to be light-hearted. You brought us up with a heavy hand and we’d prefer you to stay that way. It doesn’t suit you to be coming over all girly suddenly.”
“Words fail me,” she said.
This isn’t the record of an actual conversation with an actual child but the sum of many. Afterwards, her children regretted their harsh words. Mothers leave an oil slick of blame and guilt behind them. Even this mother. Yes, she had much to answer for—the absence in them of anything approaching a sense of the ridiculous, for one; the absence in their lives of anything approaching a father, for another; the lack of an affectionate interest in one another’s welfare; maybe even their steely drive originated in her. But she was ninety-something. You can’t go on blaming your mother. And maybe if they had shown a little more affection to her—hard to imagine how that would have worked, but still . . .
She can tell when her children are having second thoughts. She senses the retraction coming and puts up a ringed hand to stop it. Snip, snap, snip. The next they’ll be wanting to kiss her. The rings on her fingers, denoting all the hearts she’d stolen and never given back, act as a deterrent. “Ne vous embêtez,” she’ll say, knowing how much her finishing-school French exasperates them.
That woman!
Well, can she blame them?
Can I blame them?
She/I. The Princess fears slippage. Then/now. Today/tomorrow. Me/her. Slip sliding away. Slip, slap, slip.
But she retains her unsmiling sense of the absurd. Girly! I have been called many things, but girly!
She wonders if she should take it as a compliment. Standing before a full-length mirror, she lets her hair down. The oldest girl in London.
Preposterous. Why, though, does she still have long hair?
Once she wore it in the style of Cleopatra. Her favourite character in all literature, when her favourite character in all literature isn’t Medea. Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, a woman too smart for any of the men who came calling on her. Which Medea wasn’t quite. Medea let love for Jason emasculate her. Emasculate ? Yes, emasculate.
The imputation that she might be seeking her children’s favour is not something Beryl Dusinbery can take lying down. She has made mistakes but never the mistake of thinking she can beguile her way into her children’s hearts. She knows her limits.
She pins her hair up again.
I know my limits.
Reading Group Guide
1. Beryl Dusinbery is losing her memory and Shimi Carmelli can’t forget anything. How do these traits shape their characters?
2. How does reading the Princess’s diaries influence your understanding of her as a person? Is she a reliable narrator?
3. Why do you think Shimi is so drawn to cartomancy and fortune-telling? What does it offer him?
4. Everyone has a story they believe about their own life, whether it’s true or not. How have the stories Beryl tells about herself influenced who she has become? And how has Shimi’s narrative influenced his life?
5. How did you feel reading a book with two elderly protagonists? Did it remind you of anything you’ve read before? Did you find any stereotypes being challenged?
6. In what ways is Ephraim a foil to Shimi? In your opinion, what causes the brothers to become estranged?
7. What does Shimi’s childhood “incident” represent for him? Why can’t he get past it?
8. In what ways do the characters and events in Live a Little challenge conventional notions of masculinity, maternity, and aging?
9. Discuss the ways parents and their behavior ended up influencing their children in the novel.
10. What drew Shimi to Beryl, and vice versa? How do the two characters complement each other?