Table of Contents
A Note on "Louis" and "Louie" xi
The "Other Shit" that Louis C.K. Wanted to Talk About Mark Ralkowski xiii
I Everybody Has a Competition in Their Brain 1
1 Everything's Amazing and Nobody's Happy Max Elder 3
2 Sex Has Something Behind It John Heaney 11
3 When to Hate and When to Be Irate Daniel Malloy 23
II Misery Is Wasted on the Miserable 37
4 On Being a Dead Person Who Hasn't Died Yet Mark Ralkowski 39
5 Just Want a Shitty Body Bekka Williams 59
6 You're Gonna Die Ethan Mills 69
III Raising the Grown Up They're Going to Be 79
7 Because Nothing Can't Be! Joseph R. Kirkland 81
8 Should Jane Get to Be Bored? Daniel Addison 93
9 What Fuckin' Chance Does a Kid Have? Joseph Westfall 107
IV That Knowledge that It's All for Nothing and You're Alone 119
10 On "Crying Like a Bitch" Roberto Sirvent Joel Avery 121
11 Louis C.K.'s No-Bullshit Philosophy Marie Snyder 131
12 Confronting the "Forever Empty" Brandon Polite 143
V Did You Look in the Downstairs Bathroom? 155
13 Why? Why? Why? Joel Walmsley 157
14 Louis C.K.'s God Silas Morgan Roberto Sirvent 167
15 God Started in 1983 Matt DeStefano 177
VI Having a Lot of Beliefs and Living by None of Them 187
16 You're Not Starving Phil Smolenski 189
17 Louis's Little Believies Ryan Jawetz 199
18 Believies are Not Motivaties Jason Dockstader 211
VII Take Some Responsibility for the Shitty Words You Want to Say 223
19 The Playful Thought Experiments of Louis C.K. Chris A. Kramer 225
20 Feminists Can Take a Joke Jennifer Marra 237
21 If You're Not White, You're Missing Out Myisha Cherry 247
VIII Of Course hut Maybe… 255
22 Sometimes Cartesian Eric Scholl 257
23 Louis C.K. Meets the Unconscious Duncan Reyburn 267
24 An Hour James Bliss 277
References 287
Some Dead People Who Haven't Died Yet 291
Index 297