Pepper:
I was minding my own business at the County Fair when a giant cowboy slams into me from behind.
Excuse me!
But the alpha male doesn't apologize. Instead, he says it's the fault of "The Destroyer," aka the massive snake in his pants that almost knocked me to the ground.
Is this guy for real?
Because I can *more* than handle the Destroyer. I can swallow that anaconda alive!
Travis:
Pepper's delusional. She can't handle the Destroyer. No woman can. But if the sassy young woman wants to try to swallow my huge size ... then who am I to stop her?
This County Fair has pie eating competitions, strong man contests ... and now, also the DESTROYER. We're here to see which girl can take Travis's huge size without blinking an eye! Are you joking? No sirree! Saddle up because Yellowstone, this is not. Instead, we're getting ready for a naughty, filthy tale that will blow your mind! I promise, YOU'LL be the one knocked to the ground by the time the Destroyer comes for you!
