Marty Farty: Happy Classroom

by Tamara S. Tribble

Overview

Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781496908179
Publisher:	AuthorHouse
Publication date:	07/14/2014
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	26
File size:	1 MB

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Marty Farty

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By Tamara S. Tribble, Stephen Adams

AuthorHouse LLC

Copyright © 2014 Tamara S. Tribble
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4969-2584-8

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CHAPTER 1

Marty Farty is a smarty. He loves school. Marty thinks school is cool.

Marty knows he needs fuel to do well in school because he's no dummy. He just has a huge tummy. Marty loves to eat beans, leafy greens, and all sorts of smelly things.

He devours boiled eggs for breakfast. He gulps down beans and franks for lunch. Don't forget about dinner, the veggie burger with the monster crunch!

During Mrs. Amil's science lesson, Marty's stomach starts to churn. He's feeling the burn. Marty raises his hand; he wants to go to the can. Mrs. Amil thinks Marty wants to answer her question. She says, "Smarty Marty Farty, stop all your fussing!"

Marty Farty wants to ask his teacher for a pass. He needs to escape and fast! Marty knows he has gas, and he wishes the entire class had masks. He can't hold back any longer. He's about to explode. BBBBBPPPPPbbbbbppppp! Marty Farty lets one rip! He thinks, I hope they can't taste it on their lips.

Everyone has a look of surprise, laughter, and dread on his or her face. Some students are trying to finish their work as if it's a race, but not Parker and Panda; they give chase. Gary the giraffe gets up from his chair. Pointing with a scour, he has such a nasty glare. He points at Parker and exclaims, "It was you, Parker. Don't even try it!" Parker screams, "Mrs. Amil, don't buy it!" Rachael yells, "We're all going to get Ds!" Mrs. Amil hollers, "Freeze!"

(Continues...)

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