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ISBN-13: | 9781734200096 |
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Publisher: | Stasheff Literary Enterprises |
Publication date: | 06/30/2020 |
Series: | Wizard in Rhyme , #5 |
Pages: | 286 |
Product dimensions: | 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.60(d) |
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The air over the broad table shimmered and thickened, coalescing into a pint-sized gryphon who took one look at the man who had conjured it up, screamed, and shot toward him with talons reaching out.
"'But the haunch and the hump and the hide of the law is: Obey!'" Saul intoned. "Land on my shoulder--and don't pinch!"
The gryphon changed course on the instant, wheeling about Saul's head to land on his shoulder--gently. It furled its wings and glowered at Saul resentfully, but it obeyed.
"Amazing," Matt said, staring. "And it'll work on any kind of monster you conjure up?"
"Any kind I conjure up, yes," Saul said. "How it will work on something an enemy calls up, I don't know." He snapped out a quick verse, and the gryphon disappeared.
"Very impressive," Matt said.
Saul shrugged irritably. "I don't do magic just to show off."
"No, you do it to share your research with an ally who might need it--and I very easily might. Thanks a lot." Matt smiled. "I thought you didn't do magic at all--or do you still think this is all one massive hallucination?"
"No, I've admitted to myself that it's real, at least in this fantasy universe, " Saul sighed, "and that I can actually make strange things happen by reciting poetry. I still don't buy that idea about the magical power coming from either God or the Devil, though, with no gray source in between."
"How do you explain the difference between white and black, then?"
"How do you explain the difference between white and black on an old-fashioned TV screen?" Saul countered.
Matt shrugged. "White is where there're a lot of electrons hitting the back of the screen, black is where there are none--if you absolutely have to call it 'black'; it's all really shades of blue."
Saul nodded. "Same thing. Whether it's good magic or bad magic depends on what it's used for--which is to say, it depends on the person who does the using."
"You think it's a talent, then? Not something everybody can learn to do, like physics and chemistry?"
"I'm not all that sure that everybody can learn physics and chemistry," Saul countered. "I think there's definitely a matter of talent involved in being a good engineer. And I know it takes talent to be a good magician--we've both seen people try, reciting enough poetry to burn down a forest but only lighting a campfire."
"So everybody can do it, but not everybody can do it well." Matt nodded. "Yeah, I'd have to agree. But how come a poet like Frisson just happens to have such vast power?"
"Because the same talent that makes a poet, also makes a magician--at least, in this universe," Saul said. "I'm not sure yet, but I think there really isn't any distinction between them."
"So I'm a powerful wizard because I have enough of the poet's talent to love literature, and get a body-rush from it--but not enough to make up any real poetry."
Saul nodded. "But Frisson, who makes up good verses the way he breathes--sheer instinct, can't help himself ..."
"And emits great poetry at least once a week, without realizing it." Matt felt the bite of envy.
"Right. He also happens to be such a powerful magician that he was a walking hazard, until I taught him how to write down the poetry instead of chanting it aloud whenever the Muse hit him."
"Like lightning to a lightning rod." Matt nodded with a wry smile. "Yeah, I'd have to say it's a matter of talent."
"Sure." Saul shrugged. "Otherwise, every peasant would be memorizing spells from birth, and everybody would be shooting magic around so often that a whole village would burn down every time somebody got a little irritated with somebody else."
Matt stared. "You mean magical talent could be a countersurvival trait?"
"Unless it happens to be linked to genes for unusually good judgment and amazingly good self-restraint, yes." Saul gave Matt a bitter smile. "Now do you see why I don't like to work magic if I don't have to?"
"Yeah." Privately, Matt didn't--he thought Saul was one of the most levelheaded people he knew, and his massive self-restraint was only partially disguised by the hippie ways that he tried so hard to live out.
Matt turned and looked out the window. "There's the other reason why you don't like to work magic."
Saul came to stand at the tall clerestory window, looking down into Queen Alisande's private garden, where the queen and Lady Angelique were comparing babies. "Oh, how right you are," Saul said softly. "You never know when a spell might backfire and hurt them. That's why, when I do have to do some chanting, I go off by myself, at least a hundred yards from the house--and I'm very careful."
He always had been, actually, where other people were concerned, though he tried to seem indifferent. "Glad you could come visit," Matt said. "There aren't too many women that Alisande can relax and gossip with."
"Well, our ladies aren't god-sibs, but I get the point," Saul replied. "Sir Guy and Lady Yverne don't stop by too often, then?"
"Christmas and Easter. Other than that, Sir Guy only shows up when there's trouble. We'd like to invite them to dinner, but we don't know where they live."
"You mean he doesn't even tell you?"
Matt shook his head. "Security nut. Mind you, I probably would be, too, if I had a wife and babies and was heir to a broken-up empire--especially if I didn't want to be emperor, and thought the individual kingdoms were doing just fine the way they were."
"Well, when you put it that way, it does sound like justified paranoia," Saul admitted. "It would kind of make him liable to be a political pawn."
"Yes, and with people he loves as hostages, he could be very vulnerable indeed," Matt agreed. "Easier to stay hidden--and safer for everybody concerned."
"Suppose so," Saul allowed. "Does kind of make me feel sorry for Yverne, though."
"She knew it going in," Matt sighed, "and knew she could have been queen of Ibile, too. She doesn't seem to have any regrets, but I notice she does a lot of talking whenever she's here."
"High energy level, no doubt," Saul agreed. "One more who thinks of this castle as a home away from home."
"Yeah ... home." Uneasiness prickled Matt's conscience. "Be nice to be able to visit the folks again."
"No it wouldn't." Saul's voice had an edge to it. "Me, I had a pompous autocrat for a father and a phony pill-popper for a mother. I like your world just fine, Matt."
"My world, yes." Matt felt a glow as he looked out over the wall of the private garden to the courtyard, and the castle towers beyond. "My world, my home ..." He glanced down at his wife and son again and felt the glow spread. "Be nice if the kid could meet his grandparents, though."
"Yeah," Saul answered with a mirthless smile. "How do you think they'll feel about having a prince for a grandson?"
"Fine, considering who the queen is." But conscience pricked harder. "Kind of too bad we had to get married without their blessing, though ..."
"What were you going to do? Send a limo to bring them to the church?"
Matt looked up with a sudden glint in his eye. "Maybe. Just maybe I could have!"
Saul stared at his face and shuddered. "I know that look. The last time you had it, you got hung up on translating an indecipherable parchment, and look where that got you!"
"Yeah, with the perfect wife, a prince for a baby, and the highest position in the land next to hers! If all my ideas work out that well--"
"If," Saul said, interrupting. "You have a knack of developing dangerous projects, lad."
"Dangerous? Me, A.B.D. in comparative literature? How dangerous can poetry be?"
"Plenty, in a universe in which magic works by rhyme, and literary criticism is equivalent to theoretical physics. What bomb are you planning to explode this time?"
"Hey, if I could travel here, I should be able to travel back, shouldn't I?"
"Forgive him, St. Moncaire," Saul called toward the heavens.
"Wouldn't the saint want me to pay attention to my mother and father? I mean, Saul, five years! Five years since they heard any-thing from me! They'll be frantic!" This time conscience stabbed, and deeply.
"Not so long as that," Saul reminded him. "Remember, you'd only been gone a few days when I started hunting you, but it was two years here."
"Time moves faster in this universe, huh? But that means it's been a week there!"
"Yeah, a week, and you a hundred miles away in college! Tell me they're worried sick."
"Yeah, there is that." Matt turned to watch Alisande again, calming a little. "Probably not worried at all."
"Didn't sound like it, when I talked to them. Your mother just told me to look for you on campus. Hey, you never told me she was an immigrant."
"Yeah, came from Cuba when Castro--" Matt's head snapped up. "You talked to her!"
"I wouldn't say that. My Spanish is only a little worse than her English, and--"
"You phoned them!"
"Sure." Saul frowned. "You'd disappeared without leaving any word. Of course I thought of trying you at home!"
"But you got them worried! Now they know I'm missing!"
"Hey, I just asked for you," Saul protested. "I didn't say where I was calling from--and I sure didn't tell them you'd gone missing!"
"You don't know my mother! If some people have worry warts, she's got an anxiety aneurysm! She'll start wondering, she'll call the college and check!"
"Hey, man, don't freak out on me! How's she gonna check up if she can't speak English?"
"She'll pester them until they find somebody who speaks Spanish! That woman is smart!"
Saul lifted his head. "Dr. Korbinsky!"
"Right! She speaks Spanish--and she's on my doctoral committee! All I need is to have two overprotective mothers putting their heads together and working up a panic! Saul, I've got to get home!"
"Right, sure, I gotcha, man." Saul was actually trying to sound soothing. "But where's the bus?"
"I'll ask the Spider King! He'll know!"
"Sure." Saul's lip twisted. "All you have to do is find him."
"Oh, I have a notion he's keeping an eye on me--on all of us, now that you mention it."
"I didn't."
"Doesn't matter. He's thorough--attention to detail and all that."
"Oh, and I'm a detail, am I?"
"Saul." Matt put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "In the cosmic scheme of things ..."
"... we're all details, yeah, sure! What do you think, all you have to do is tell the nearest spider, 'Connect me to the Big Boy'?"
"Wouldn't be surprised." Matt frowned, looking directly into Saul's eyes. "You do understand how this is really important, don't you?"
"Why ask me?" Saul jerked his head toward Alisande. "She's your sovereign."
Matt asked his sovereign that evening. His sovereign said yes. His wife went all teary and told him he was a heartless beast for ignoring his mother for so long. He reassured her that only a week had passed for his mother, which mollified her somewhat--but she still thought he was a stony, calloused monster not to have thought of them sooner.
Privately, Matt agreed.
The next morning, he dug out the clothes he'd worn when he arrived in Merovence. He'd gone back to rescue them from the ruins of Sayeesa's castle when some hint of pack-rat caution had made him feel he might need them again, though Heaven knew why. He checked the pockets to make sure his wallet, key, and pocket change were all there, then put on the white shirt, dress slacks, loafers, and sport coat. It was amazing that Saul had ever been willing to talk to him--Saul, for whom the height of fashion had always been a chambray shirt, blue jeans, and boots. Of course, Saul had always paid more attention to what people held inside their heads than to what they wore on their bodies, and although the inner fashions usually went with the outer, occasionlly he found, and respected, the individual who didn't really pay much attention to either. Matt had always been a lousy dresser.
He went out while the dew still lingered on the spider silk, found the biggest web in the garden, and told the resident arachnid, "I'd like to talk to the Spider King, if he's free. It's about going home to visit--my original home, that is."
A sunbeam struck the dewdrops, glittering, making the whole web a spangled wonder; it caught Matt's attention, fascinating him, seeming to expand to surround him. The sunlight winked and dazzled and shot rays from each drop. Matt found himself overwhelmed by the beauty of it, reeled at the spectacle, felt his breath pressed from him by the impact of such glory.
Then the moment passed, the web seemed to dwindle again, and the spider still sat in the center, oblivious of it all. With a sigh of regret, Matt straightened, lifting his gaze ...
And stared.
He froze in shock. The corner store looked the same as it always had. Whenever he had come home to visit, it had always looked the same, only the brands on the shelves changing the styles of their labels.
Home to visit? Yes, he was, wasn't he? The Spider King, whose web of forces and personas stretched across the dimensions to catch all the Earths in all the alternate universes, had acted with amazing speed. Matt couldn't help feeling that it had been too easy, much too easy, especially considering how much effort he had expended for weeks, even months, before he'd finally been able to make sense of the arcane verse he'd found, and been transported to Merovence. Suddenly, Matt began to feel an old and highly unpleasant sensation, as if there were invisible strings tied to his ankles, wrists, and temples. He was being manipulated again. He began to wonder if it was really Saul who had put the idea of going home into his mind.
Something roared behind him. Matt whirled, adrenaline pumping. What kind of supernatural monster ...?
The Route 34 bus pulled up to the curb.
Matt stared. He was so used to seeing dragons and manticores that the bus did seem supernatural--and the stink of exhaust, which he'd scarcely noticed before, was a veritable stench. He'd been spoiled by clean air.
The doors folded open, and the driver said, "You gettin' on, mac, or just lookin'?"
Matt couldn't help the foolish grin that spread over his face. "Just saying hello, Mr. Joe."
The driver stared, then grinned. "Hey, it's you, Matt! Day off from school, huh?"
Matt gave a half shrug and a sheepish grin.
"Day off, but they didn't know about it." Joe chuckled. "Well, good to see you, boy. Take care."
"You, too, Mr. Joe." Matt raised a hand.
"Just 'Joe' now, Matt," the driver said. "You're old enough, and I been telling you that for eight years. So long, now!"
The doors closed, and the bus rumbled away, turning the corner. Matt followed it with his gaze, taking in the rest of the intersection. The apartment building on the northwest corner still looked the same, except that the landlord had finally had the stoop fixed. The little meat market across the street still looked as busy as ever. As he watched, Mrs. Picorelli bustled up to put some more cans on the shelf, then bustled away back out of the light--seventy-five, and still going strong. He hoped her husband was still okay--at eighty, he should have been taking his ease in a rocking chair, not still cutting meat. But who was going to make him retire? He owned the store.
Then he remembered that he'd seen them just last Easter, and it couldn't be later than early June. If it had been, the schoolkids would have been out playing in the street, ducking out of the way when a car came along. No reason to think the old couple were in any worse shape than when he'd last seen them. Of course, that had been five years ago for him--but not for them.
He turned, strolling down the street. The Spider King's aim had been nearly perfect--not quite at his parents' doorstep but only half a block away. Not bad, from another universe. He noticed that Mr. Gussenhoven's garden was as neat and tidy as ever, his lawn still rich and luxuriant. The corner of the garden wall was broken again, and the heavy piece of angle iron tilted over, making the whole fence lean. Some drunken idiot must have crashed into it with his car, trying to make a K-turn at night. He must have been drunk, or he would have realized that the heavy steel would dent his fender nicely. He might not pay Mr. Gussenhoven for the damage, but he'd pay his body shop.
Matt turned to look down the length of the street, still not quite believing he was home. Only a few minutes ago, he'd been inside the walls of a castle; his wife had been holding court in a real, genuine throne room where the suits of armor standing in the corners had real live guards inside them--and now he was here, on a quiet blue-collar street in suburban New Jersey! It was definitely unbelievable.
But as the gloss wore off, claustrophobia suddenly hit. The houses were so close together, the front yards so small! Had he really grown up here, and thought it was perfectly normal? It seemed so hard to believe now--not just compared to his wife's castle, but even to the university town where he'd gone to college!
Of course, it used to look a lot better. The Daleys' garden had shrunk, flower by flower, even after they'd put the chain-link fence up. "Those darn kids, while they're waiting for the bus!" Mrs. Daley had told him. "They get into fights and knock each other into my bushes! They play tag and trample all over my petunias!" But she'd kept replanting--for a while. "The police said I couldn't complain if I didn't have a fence," she said, "so I put up the chain-link. The kids climb it to pick flowers for their girls. The police tell me they've got too much real trouble to worry about a few posies."
So year by year, the neighborhood had lost its flowers. Mr. Gussenhoven had patched up the corner of his retaining wall the first time a car had crumbled it while making a K-turn. Then he'd patched it again, when he'd come out and found it broken again, only this time, he'd reinforced it with the angle iron. Apparently that had made the kids mad, when they damaged their cars on the K-turns, because they must have come back with sledgehammers and broken ten feet of wall. Mr. Gussenhoven had fixed that, too, but not anymore. The corner was broken now, and looked as if it was going to stay that way.
Matt looked up and down the street, noticing all the signs of disrepair and decay. Some of those gardener couples had died; others had moved to retirement villages. He wondered what kind of people had moved in. What were his parents doing here, his educated, cultured mother and father?
He knew the answer to that. Sure, his father had a graduate degree in literature, but he had chosen to teach college. His mother had taken her M.A. and started her doctoral coursework after Matt started school, but by the time she hit the job market, the colleges were trying to get rid of faculty, not hire new. Papa had been passed over for tenure again and again, which meant no promotions, which meant there had never been money for her to finish her degree. For a minute, Matt felt a surge of second-generation hatred for Castro, for driving his mother out of the comfortable house and lifestyle her father had worked so hard to keep up. They had also lost the money he had saved for her education, so she had needed to work her way through, taking two years longer.
He swallowed the anger, reminding himself that if she had stayed in Cuba, she never would have met Papa, and Matt himself never would have been born--not as he knew himself, anyway. Different parents, different body, different personality, probably--but the same soul?
He shrugged the question off, irritated. He was back in the USA now, not in Merovence! Those kinds of questions had no meaning here--did they?
"Well, if it ain't the college boy."
Matt's head snapped up. Lost in his thoughts and memories--he should have known better! Liam, Choy, and Luco had stepped out from under some rock to block his way.
"Playin' hooky, chicken boy?"
The "chicken" struck home; old fears raised their grinning heads inside Matt. These three had taken every chance to torment him since they'd hit junior high, even though he'd been two years ahead--along with their half-dozen buddies. The fear hollowed Matt's stomach; dread climbed up into his chest, his arms ...
... and faded away. It disappeared as quickly as it had come. Iron determination took its place. Matt stood mute and staring, amazed at himself.
Luco laughed. "Too scared to talk, huh? Think I'm the truant officer?"
He guffawed at his own wit. Choy and Liam echoed him.
The jeering raised Matt's anger. He let it build, glad of it, but held it at its proper level. "Truant officer? Well, I suppose you know all about playing hooky, Luco."
Luco's grin turned nasty. "Permanent hooky, dum-dum. We got smart."
"That's why you've got such good jobs, huh?"
Liam swung a short, vicious jab to the ribs. Matt blocked by reflex, and for a second Liam's eyes went wide. Then they narrowed again, and he snarled, "So the college finally taught you something, huh? Let's see how they did on street fighting!"
He swung again, but Matt jumped back, knowing what was coming--Luco's fists, from the right, in a quick combination. Matt danced away, reciting,
"His nose should pant and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame, and his brow should furl,
His foot should trip, for he is my foe,
And his chin receive a hammer of a knockdown blow!"
Luco stumbled and flinched--nothing more. Of course. This was the USA, in the universe of science and reason, where poetry could only work wonders in people's hearts. Fear started again.
"Very pretty," Choy snarled, and lashed a kick at Matt's belly.
He caught Choy's foot. He actually caught it. He stared at the sneaker for a second in amazement. He'd never been able to move that fast before.
At least, not in this universe. He grinned up at Choy, twisting, then shoving the foot away. "Slowed down, Choy. Too many drugs, huh?"
Choy hopped backward, cursing, face darkening with anger. Liam and Luco both struck, red-faced and outraged.
"Think they really taught you something, college boy?"
"Think you're better'n we are, huh?"
Matt blocked with his left as if he held a dagger, struck with his right fist as if it were a sword. A punch rocked his head, one that would have laid him out the last time he was home. Now he counterpunched, turned to block a kick, swung a vicious jab, then stepped in to finish off Luco with three blows to the belly and one to the jaw. As the man folded, he pivoted to push Choy's punch aside, then caught his wrist and swung him, hard, into Liam. The two of them went down in a tangle of legs and shouted curses. Liam's head struck the concrete; he went limp. Choy scrambled to his feet, catching up a fallen stick, and swung it at Matt's head with all his might.
It was the worst mistake he could have made, against a belted knight. Matt ducked under the blow and came up with a left jab into the belly, as hard as if he were driving in a dagger. Choy folded over sudden intense pain, gagging and dropping the stick.
Matt caught it and broke it over his knee. He stood a moment, panting, then reached out and shoved on Choy's shoulder, hard. The thug staggered to the side, tripped on Luco's legs, and fell.
Matt stood staring down at them, feeling the thrill of victory coursing through him. Victory over his childhood tormentors! He could scarcely believe it.
Then he fingered his own biceps, flexing the arm. The muscles Sayeesa the lust-witch had given him by her magic were still there. Sir Guy had taught him swordplay and quarterstaff play, and the knowledge he had gained in Merovence's universe was still in his mind and neurons! Magic might not work here, but the fencing Sir Guy had taught him and the martial arts Saul had made him practice stayed in his brain and nerves. He grinned down at his old enemies, letting the excitement crest and begin to slacken. Then, working hard to scoff, not gloat, he said, "Too much booze, guys--and you'd better quit smoking. Oh, and you might want to give up tobacco."
Choy glared up at him, still struggling for breath.
"Don't be here when I get back," Matt advised, and turned to stroll away down the block, looking about him and reveling in the softness of the air, the scents of home--acrid though they might have become--and the vividness of the sky. It certainly was a fine day.
But something nagged at the back of his mind--magic. It shouldn't work at all in this universe, but it had worked a little. He had called for Luco to trip, then be punched out, or at least down--and he had stumbled, then flinched as if somebody had slapped him.
Coincidence. Matt put it out of his mind and went back to enjoying the day. He looked around him at the neighborhood--and found he was standing in front of his own house. His parents' house, he amended; he didn't live here anymore. But it was the house he had grown up in, and Merovence began to recede, to seem awfully far away, just a fairy tale ...
Until he noticed the two-foot-wide spiderweb between the porch roof and a pillar.
Matt smiled, feeling oddly reassured. He didn't remember seeing webs like that very often around this neighborhood. The Spider King had a strand in every universe, a magical connection of some sort. Matt's magic might not work here, but somebody's did.
Of course, it might be a perfectly normal spider, completely natural.
Sure.
He smiled, feeling very nostalgic as he gazed at the house. It was three windows wide on the second story, a door and two windows wide on the ground floor. Plain wooden steps ran up to the porch, with latticework between the brick pillars that held it up. Inside, there was a narrow entry hall that turned into an even narrower stairway about four feet from the door, narrower so that an eighteen-inch-wide passageway could lead back to the kitchen--about ten feet wide and twelve feet long. To the left of the entry hall was the doorway into the living room, which opened onto the dining room with its windows at the back and side of the house. Upstairs there were two decent-sized bedrooms, a small bedroom, and a bathroom just long enough to hold a short bathtub and just wide enough for everything else. It was old, it needed a coat of paint, the front-yard garden was down to two rosebushes--and it was wonderful. Boyhood memories swirled around it, nostalgia tugged him toward the door ...
Then it opened, and a dainty woman in a housedress, with her black hair in a knot, came out with a broom, straight toward the spiderweb.
"No, Mama!" Matt cried in panic.
The woman looked up in surprise, and in the split second that she stared at him, Matt was shocked to see a few gray hairs in the thick, luxuriant mass. Then she dropped the broom and ran down the steps to throw her arms around his neck with a glad cry.
Table of Contents
Map
Introduction
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
About the Author