Table of Contents
Introduction xi
Part I Warning Signs (2006-2007)
Warning Signs 3
High Tech 7
Head Start 11
I, the Jury 15
Happy Birthday 18
Holiday in Tel Aviv 22
I Stand Accused 26
Unseamly 30
Happy Holiday 35
Instead of a Story 39
Stage Fright 43
Do You Love Me? 47
Nouveau Riche 52
My Investment Advice 55
A Room of My Own 59
The Next Big Tiling 62
Yes, I Don't Want To 65
The Bicycle 69
Vox Populi 73
Part II Foreign Passports (2008-2010)
Foreign Passports 79
Sayed's Theater 83
Rabbit Monster 87
Home Again 91
New Deal 95
Taking Notice 99
Land of Unlimited Possibilities 103
Good Morning, Israel 107
Superman and Me 115
Bar-Side Banter 120
Cry Me a River 124
Kashua's Complaint 129
Part III Antihero (2010-2012)
Antihero 135
Castles in the Air 139
The Writers Festival 143
Meet the Author 147
Night Conversation 151
The Bypass 155
Good-Bye, Dad 159
That Burning Feeling 162
A Friend in Need 166
Pilgrims' Progress 170
Dishing it Out 174
A Lesson in Arabic 178
Holy Work 182
Car Noir 186
The Bigger Picture 190
And Then the Police Arrived 195
What's in a Name? 199
Loving One's Son Just as Nature Made Him-Uncircumcised 203
Still Small Voices in the Night 207
Homework 211
Dutch Treat. Or Not. 215
Part IV The Stories That I Don't Dare Tell (2012-2014)
The Stories That I Don't Dare Tell 221
Pride and Prejudice 225
Splash Back 229
The Heavens Will Weep 233
Without Parents 237
Love Therapist 241
Bibi Does 245
Old Man 249
Quest for Another Homeland 253
The Court! 257
Electricity in the Air 261
Is There a Future? 265
An Open Letter from the Piece of Shrapnel in the Rear End of an IDF Soldier 269
A Revolutionary Peace Plan 272
America 275
Good-Bye Cigarettes, Hello Yoga 279
Farewell 283