None of This Rocks: A Memoir

Lead guitarist and cofounder of Fall Out Boy shares personal stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom in this memoir filled with wit and wisdom.*

Trohman cofounded Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz in the early aughts, and he's been the sticky element of the metaphorical glue-like substance holding the band together ever since, over the course of a couple decades that have included massive success, occasional backlashes, and one infamous four-year hiatus. Trohman was, and remains, the emotive communicator of the group: the one who made sure they practiced, who copied and distributed the flyers, and who took the wheel throughout many of the early tours. As soon as he was old enough to drive, that is-because he was all of 15 years old when they started out. That's part of the story Trohman tells in this memoir, which provides an indispensable inside perspective on the history of Fall Out Boy for their legions of fans. But Trohman has a great deal more to convey, thanks to his storytelling chops, his unmistakable voice, and his unmitigated sense of humor in the face of the tragic and the absurd.
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None of This Rocks chronicles a turbulent life that has informed Trohman's music and his worldview. His mother suffered from mental illness and multiple brain tumors that eventually killed her. His father struggled with that tragedy, but was ultimately a supportive force in Trohman's life who fostered his thirst for knowledge. Trohman faced antisemitism in small-town Ohio, and he witnessed all levels of misogyny, racism, and violence amid the straight edge hardcore punk scene in Chicago. Then came Fall Out Boy. From the guitarist's very first glimpses of their popular ascension, to working with his heroes like Anthrax's Scott Ian, to writing for television with comedian Brian Posehn, Trohman takes readers backstage, into the studio, and onto his couch. He shares his struggles with depression and substance abuse in a brutally honest and personal tone that readers will appreciate. Not much of this rocks, perhaps, but it all adds up to a fascinating music memoir unlike any you've ever read.
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None of This Rocks: A Memoir

Lead guitarist and cofounder of Fall Out Boy shares personal stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom in this memoir filled with wit and wisdom.*

Trohman cofounded Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz in the early aughts, and he's been the sticky element of the metaphorical glue-like substance holding the band together ever since, over the course of a couple decades that have included massive success, occasional backlashes, and one infamous four-year hiatus. Trohman was, and remains, the emotive communicator of the group: the one who made sure they practiced, who copied and distributed the flyers, and who took the wheel throughout many of the early tours. As soon as he was old enough to drive, that is-because he was all of 15 years old when they started out. That's part of the story Trohman tells in this memoir, which provides an indispensable inside perspective on the history of Fall Out Boy for their legions of fans. But Trohman has a great deal more to convey, thanks to his storytelling chops, his unmistakable voice, and his unmitigated sense of humor in the face of the tragic and the absurd.
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None of This Rocks chronicles a turbulent life that has informed Trohman's music and his worldview. His mother suffered from mental illness and multiple brain tumors that eventually killed her. His father struggled with that tragedy, but was ultimately a supportive force in Trohman's life who fostered his thirst for knowledge. Trohman faced antisemitism in small-town Ohio, and he witnessed all levels of misogyny, racism, and violence amid the straight edge hardcore punk scene in Chicago. Then came Fall Out Boy. From the guitarist's very first glimpses of their popular ascension, to working with his heroes like Anthrax's Scott Ian, to writing for television with comedian Brian Posehn, Trohman takes readers backstage, into the studio, and onto his couch. He shares his struggles with depression and substance abuse in a brutally honest and personal tone that readers will appreciate. Not much of this rocks, perhaps, but it all adds up to a fascinating music memoir unlike any you've ever read.
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None of This Rocks: A Memoir

None of This Rocks: A Memoir

by Joe Trohman

Narrated by Joe Trohman

Unabridged — 7 hours, 24 minutes

None of This Rocks: A Memoir

None of This Rocks: A Memoir

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From plucky emo underdogs to one of the biggest acts of the early aughts, Fall Out Boy has became pop-punk royalty. Here, Trohman reflects on his youth, mental illness, antisemitism, pills, petty larceny and everything in between. You may come for the insider perspective on the band's history, but it’s Joe’s voice, humor and heart that fuel this book and make it stand out in the sea of rock memoirs.

Lead guitarist and cofounder of Fall Out Boy shares personal stories from his youth and his experiences of modern rock and roll stardom in this memoir filled with wit and wisdom.*

Trohman cofounded Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz in the early aughts, and he's been the sticky element of the metaphorical glue-like substance holding the band together ever since, over the course of a couple decades that have included massive success, occasional backlashes, and one infamous four-year hiatus. Trohman was, and remains, the emotive communicator of the group: the one who made sure they practiced, who copied and distributed the flyers, and who took the wheel throughout many of the early tours. As soon as he was old enough to drive, that is-because he was all of 15 years old when they started out. That's part of the story Trohman tells in this memoir, which provides an indispensable inside perspective on the history of Fall Out Boy for their legions of fans. But Trohman has a great deal more to convey, thanks to his storytelling chops, his unmistakable voice, and his unmitigated sense of humor in the face of the tragic and the absurd.
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None of This Rocks chronicles a turbulent life that has informed Trohman's music and his worldview. His mother suffered from mental illness and multiple brain tumors that eventually killed her. His father struggled with that tragedy, but was ultimately a supportive force in Trohman's life who fostered his thirst for knowledge. Trohman faced antisemitism in small-town Ohio, and he witnessed all levels of misogyny, racism, and violence amid the straight edge hardcore punk scene in Chicago. Then came Fall Out Boy. From the guitarist's very first glimpses of their popular ascension, to working with his heroes like Anthrax's Scott Ian, to writing for television with comedian Brian Posehn, Trohman takes readers backstage, into the studio, and onto his couch. He shares his struggles with depression and substance abuse in a brutally honest and personal tone that readers will appreciate. Not much of this rocks, perhaps, but it all adds up to a fascinating music memoir unlike any you've ever read.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

08/01/2022

In this bloated memoir, Trohman, lead guitarist of the pop punk band Fall Out Boy, wisecracks through his journey from being a midwestern misfit to becoming a rock star. Raised by a mentally ill, emotionally distant mother, Trohman felt ill at ease as one of the few Jewish residents in 1990s South Russell, Ohio, where his family was treated with “genuine curiosity and legitimate revulsion.” But punk music came to the rescue. After moving to the Chicago area, he clawed his way on stage, culminating in a tour when he was 15 as the “fill-in bass player for Arma,” and went on to form Fall Out Boy in 2001. The band’s massive success was liberating, but also led to crippling self-doubts about his creative role, especially after submitting “what I thought were my best tracks, only to have them ignored” in the recording studio. Along with band drama, he dealt with drug addiction (“volleying between uppers and downers”) and suffered “raging depression and anxiety,” but music saw him through to the fulfillment he eventually found in starting a family. Trohman’s musings are punctuated by his somewhat grating humor (he jokes about putting his kids in “some sort of murder bag”) and a meandering narrative. It’ll thrill hardcore fans, but will prove of limited appeal otherwise. (Sept.)

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One of Buzzfeed’s 35 New Books You Won’t Be Able To Put Down

“A very different kind of rock memoir from most, offering a darkly funny, revealing, and relentlessly neurotic look at his own story and his band’s rise.”—Rolling Stone

“With sharp wit and thoughtful examination, Trohman draws from his unique experience as he pulls back the curtain on his personal life. And while he delivers details on the formation and rise of Fall Out Boy, he also gets candid about his own history…. None of it's vague or sugar-coated. Instead, Trohman’s candor allows us to authentically glimpse into the highs and lows of his life growing up as a loner kid who loved music…. The book is fantastic.”—Buzzfeed News

“[Joe Trohman’s] writing is infused with a sense of reflective wisdom that can only be fully realized through life experience and significant amounts of inner work, both of which serve as tentpoles to his narrative…. Despite some serious subject matter, the book is also so funny and completely in [his] own voice...“[A] can’t-put-down music memoir…[one of] the best memoirs this year…. Trohman’s distinct writing voice leans toward stream of consciousness, with vivid, absurdist commentary that trails off – almost like JD’s daydreams in Scrubs…. The memoir sheds light on how Trohman uses self-deprecating humor to shield him from anxiety, and that makes it all the more relatable….As an older and wiser human who has settled on healthier coping mechanisms, and created a family with a wife and two daughters he adores, Trohman has achieved a genuine wholesomeness through his growth (even as he continues making butthole jokes at our expense).”—SPIN

“[A] rockin’ new memoir….really honest and open and very truthful….This is a conversation…felt like I was sitting with [Joe] and he was telling me a story…this is balls to the wall, no holds barred, good, bad, ugly, hilarious, heart-felt, everything in between, and we’re gonna take this ride together.”—“Rock N Roll Grad School” podcast

“The charming ramble of None of This Rocks,a new memoir by Fall Out Boy co-founder Joe Trohman, [is] as blunt and dyspeptic a portrait of Chicago’s millennial punk scene (and growing up on the North Shore, and just being in a band) as I’ve come across in a while.”—Chicago Tribune

“Trohman’s first book feels less like a traditional memoir and more like a surprising confessional from the guy sitting next to you on a cross-country flight. Even at 37, the author already has a fascinating life story. When he was 15, he went on his first punk-rock tour, following a few years of therapy prompted by his struggles with antisemitism in his elementary school and his tumultuous relationship with his mother, who was coping with brain cancer. Stunningly honest about his depression, low self-esteem, and drug addiction, Trohman also has a charming literary voice of his own, using self-deprecation and clever quips to keep things moving briskly.”—Kirkus Reviews

Library Journal

08/26/2022

Trohman, lead guitarist of the pop-punk band Fall Out Boy, whines and berates his way through his life to this point in his life (at age 37), vacillating between self-hatred and rock star status. He grew up in an upper-middle-class environment with a doting, workaholic father, and a mother who suffered from and eventually died from multiple brain tumors. He is open about his own struggles with depression, his complicated relationship with his mother, drug and alcohol misuse, and his experiences growing up Jewish in small-town Ohio before his family moved. He relates how Fall Out Boy's cofounder, Pete Wentz, convinced Trohman's parents to let him go on tour at 15, and how the success of his band has allowed him to work on other music and entertainment projects. Fall Out Boy fans will be drawn to this memoir, and readers interested in pop-punk history might find some entertainment. There is little, however, about personal relationships among band members or the band's ups and downs. VERDICT Trohman's self-deprecating humor and rambling asides sometimes take away from what is otherwise an important discussion about mental health.—Rebekah J. Buchanan

Kirkus Reviews

2022-06-29
A debut memoir from the lead guitarist for Fall Out Boy.

Trohman’s first book feels less like a traditional memoir and more like a surprising confessional from the guy sitting next to you on a cross-country flight. Even at 37, the author already has a fascinating life story. When he was 15, he went on his first punk-rock tour, following a few years of therapy prompted by his struggles with antisemitism in his elementary school and his tumultuous relationship with his mother, who was coping with brain cancer. Stunningly honest about his depression, low self-esteem, and drug addiction, Trohman also has a charming literary voice of his own, using self-deprecation and clever quips to keep things moving briskly. He writes fondly of a friend who was able to “pull me out from my tightly wrapped burrito comprising seven layers of beans, cheese, and shredded self-hatred” and how his inner voice nagged him into speaking to the woman who would become his wife. The author’s storytelling is sometimes uneven, straying off into odd asides about Corona commercials or his vasectomy while quickly glossing over stories about the formation of Fall Out Boy or its little-discussed hiatus. Though Trohman has been in two bands each with bassist Pete Wentz and drummer Andy Hurley, he offers little about what they are like offstage or how fame has affected them. Instead, he provides more about his work composing music for TV shows and commercials, which didn’t really work out, and his recent interest in writing and producing his own comedies. Ultimately, Trohman’s tales are thoughtful and interesting enough to keep most readers engaged. “Looking back at old footage of myself,” he writes, “it was as if I were the physical manifestation of full-blown hypermania, though it’s clear now that this acting out was my way of releasing all the negative energy I had stored up from years of trauma.”

A rock star’s intriguing memoir ends up revealing way more about his compelling life than his famous music.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940175429160
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 09/13/2022
Edition description: Unabridged
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