Table of Contents
Foreword Matthew Bellamy (Muse) 13
Chapter 1 Welcome to This World 17
Chapter 2 Dad, What's a Primate? 30
Chapter 3 The Gig That Should Not Be 38
Chapter 4 How to Make Sausage 44
Chapter 5 Then Along Came Ler 58
Chapter 6 Herb the Ginseng Drummer 65
Chapter 7 Suck on This 76
Chapter 8 They Call Me the Frizzle Fry 86
Chapter 9 "C" Is for Cock 106
Chapter 10 The Magical Mr. Whalley 110
Chapter 11 Sailing the Seas of Cheese 117
Chapter 12 Spreading the Cheese 135
Chapter 13 Grab Yourself a Can of Pork Soda 161
Chapter 14 The Prawn Remains the Same 177
Chapter 15 Tales from the Punchbowl 188
Chapter 16 Tim Has Left the Building 200
Chapter 17 Mackerel and the Brain 206
Chapter 18 Lunatics Run the Asylum 215
Chapter 19 Rhinoplasty 228
Chapter 20 I Am the Antipop 236
Chapter 21 The Wheels Fall Off 255
Chapter 22 Oysterhead 258
Chapter 23 Colonel Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade 275
Chapter 24 Return of the Bastards 284
Chapter 25 The Onion, the Pumpkin, and Other Adventures 292
Chapter 26 From Pumphouse to Festeroo 308
Chapter 27 Green Naugahyde 317
Chapter 28 Los Bastardos 330
Chapter 29 In Glorious Hindsight 345
Chapter 30 The Roller Coaster Continues 365