Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins
The DEFINITIVE guide to the toddler years with twins!

"Elizabeth Lyons is the friend you've always dreamed you'd meet when you found out there were twins on the way. Now she's back with a smart and funny guide to surviving on Planet of the Toddlers. Consider it a must-read!"

-Ann Douglas, author of The Mother of All Toddler Books

Elizabeth Lyons and her "multiples" sorority of twin moms come to the rescue again in this hilarious, strategy-filled, tell-it-like-it-is guide to the toddler years with twins. From managing tantrums times two in Aisle 9 to the need for large quantities of antibacterial hand sanitizer and ketchup to the perils of potty training twins, the approaches contained within Ready or Not . . . There We Go! will keep twin parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges. It's the resource no parent of twin toddlers should be without.

You've survived the sleepless nights, the inconsolable crying (yours and the babies'), the erratic schedules, the ever-growing mountain of laundry, and the cereal dinners night after night. You've washed more bottles and changed more diapers than you ever imagined you would. You've proven yourself. You're perfectly primed to enter Phase Two: The Toddler Years

This cannot-live-without resource explores such topics as:

- Absolute Necessities for Moms of Twin Toddlers

- Childproofing for Twin Toddlers

- Utensils, Anyone?

- Maintaining Your Marriage (a.k.a. Secrets to Not Killing Your Spouse)

- Handling Impulsive Behavior

- Having Another Baby (Never Say Never!)

Ready or Not...There We Go! keeps parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges, arming them with the confidence to dive into the toddler tunnel knowing that they'll exit with their sanity (and everything else) intact.

"Lyons has an endearing way of combining humor and optimism as she offers girlfriend-to-girlfriend, practical strategies to raising twin toddlers."

-Dr. Susan Warhus, OB/GYN, author of Countdown to Baby

"Twins can present some unique challenges for even the most experienced parents. Lyons' witty and often hysterically funny accounts of life with twin toddlers, combined with her secrets for preserving sanity, reassure parents that they can survive the years with toddler twins."

-Nancy Bowers, RN, BSN, MPH, author of The Multiple Pregnancy Sourcebook

"Ready or Not..There We Go! gives parents the straight scoop on life with twin toddlers. Before your twins are on the go, whether you're ready or not, get yourself a copy of this book."

-Jennifer Margulis, editor of Toddler: Real-Life Stories of Those Fickle, Irrational, Urgent, Tiny People We Love
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Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins
The DEFINITIVE guide to the toddler years with twins!

"Elizabeth Lyons is the friend you've always dreamed you'd meet when you found out there were twins on the way. Now she's back with a smart and funny guide to surviving on Planet of the Toddlers. Consider it a must-read!"

-Ann Douglas, author of The Mother of All Toddler Books

Elizabeth Lyons and her "multiples" sorority of twin moms come to the rescue again in this hilarious, strategy-filled, tell-it-like-it-is guide to the toddler years with twins. From managing tantrums times two in Aisle 9 to the need for large quantities of antibacterial hand sanitizer and ketchup to the perils of potty training twins, the approaches contained within Ready or Not . . . There We Go! will keep twin parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges. It's the resource no parent of twin toddlers should be without.

You've survived the sleepless nights, the inconsolable crying (yours and the babies'), the erratic schedules, the ever-growing mountain of laundry, and the cereal dinners night after night. You've washed more bottles and changed more diapers than you ever imagined you would. You've proven yourself. You're perfectly primed to enter Phase Two: The Toddler Years

This cannot-live-without resource explores such topics as:

- Absolute Necessities for Moms of Twin Toddlers

- Childproofing for Twin Toddlers

- Utensils, Anyone?

- Maintaining Your Marriage (a.k.a. Secrets to Not Killing Your Spouse)

- Handling Impulsive Behavior

- Having Another Baby (Never Say Never!)

Ready or Not...There We Go! keeps parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges, arming them with the confidence to dive into the toddler tunnel knowing that they'll exit with their sanity (and everything else) intact.

"Lyons has an endearing way of combining humor and optimism as she offers girlfriend-to-girlfriend, practical strategies to raising twin toddlers."

-Dr. Susan Warhus, OB/GYN, author of Countdown to Baby

"Twins can present some unique challenges for even the most experienced parents. Lyons' witty and often hysterically funny accounts of life with twin toddlers, combined with her secrets for preserving sanity, reassure parents that they can survive the years with toddler twins."

-Nancy Bowers, RN, BSN, MPH, author of The Multiple Pregnancy Sourcebook

"Ready or Not..There We Go! gives parents the straight scoop on life with twin toddlers. Before your twins are on the go, whether you're ready or not, get yourself a copy of this book."

-Jennifer Margulis, editor of Toddler: Real-Life Stories of Those Fickle, Irrational, Urgent, Tiny People We Love
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Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins

Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins

by Elizabeth Lyons
Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins

Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins

by Elizabeth Lyons

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The DEFINITIVE guide to the toddler years with twins!

"Elizabeth Lyons is the friend you've always dreamed you'd meet when you found out there were twins on the way. Now she's back with a smart and funny guide to surviving on Planet of the Toddlers. Consider it a must-read!"

-Ann Douglas, author of The Mother of All Toddler Books

Elizabeth Lyons and her "multiples" sorority of twin moms come to the rescue again in this hilarious, strategy-filled, tell-it-like-it-is guide to the toddler years with twins. From managing tantrums times two in Aisle 9 to the need for large quantities of antibacterial hand sanitizer and ketchup to the perils of potty training twins, the approaches contained within Ready or Not . . . There We Go! will keep twin parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges. It's the resource no parent of twin toddlers should be without.

You've survived the sleepless nights, the inconsolable crying (yours and the babies'), the erratic schedules, the ever-growing mountain of laundry, and the cereal dinners night after night. You've washed more bottles and changed more diapers than you ever imagined you would. You've proven yourself. You're perfectly primed to enter Phase Two: The Toddler Years

This cannot-live-without resource explores such topics as:

- Absolute Necessities for Moms of Twin Toddlers

- Childproofing for Twin Toddlers

- Utensils, Anyone?

- Maintaining Your Marriage (a.k.a. Secrets to Not Killing Your Spouse)

- Handling Impulsive Behavior

- Having Another Baby (Never Say Never!)

Ready or Not...There We Go! keeps parents two steps ahead of their newly mobile charges, arming them with the confidence to dive into the toddler tunnel knowing that they'll exit with their sanity (and everything else) intact.

"Lyons has an endearing way of combining humor and optimism as she offers girlfriend-to-girlfriend, practical strategies to raising twin toddlers."

-Dr. Susan Warhus, OB/GYN, author of Countdown to Baby

"Twins can present some unique challenges for even the most experienced parents. Lyons' witty and often hysterically funny accounts of life with twin toddlers, combined with her secrets for preserving sanity, reassure parents that they can survive the years with toddler twins."

-Nancy Bowers, RN, BSN, MPH, author of The Multiple Pregnancy Sourcebook

"Ready or Not..There We Go! gives parents the straight scoop on life with twin toddlers. Before your twins are on the go, whether you're ready or not, get yourself a copy of this book."

-Jennifer Margulis, editor of Toddler: Real-Life Stories of Those Fickle, Irrational, Urgent, Tiny People We Love

Product Details

BN ID: 2940157474256
Publisher: Finn-Phyllis Press
Publication date: 03/08/2017
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 272
File size: 506 KB

About the Author

These days, Elizabeth is many things: mom of 5 (including a set of twins), friend, lunch maker, chauffeur, hostage negotiator, author, on-call plumber, tile layer, guitar student, window washer, product designer, and on and on. She is the author of Holy Sh*t...I'm Having Twins! The Definitive Guide to Remaining Calm When You're Twice as Freaked Out and Ready or Not...There We Go: The REAL Experts' Guide to the Toddler Years with Twins---humorous, solutions-packed, tell-it-like-it-is guides to the first year and toddler years with twins. She is also the author of You Cannot Be Serious: and 32 Other Rules that Sustain a (Mostly) Balanced Mom.

She demands the right to do things her way--a way that often defies even the most creative imaginations--and she strives to inspire others to do things their way (once they figure out what their way is!).

Elizabeth lives in Arizona with her five kids, two dogs, two fish, four barely surviving organic gardens, and whatever (or whomever) else has taken up residence with them in the last five minutes.

Please feel free to contact Elizabeth at author (at) elizabethlyons (dot) com. She would love to hear from you, and she prides herself on punctual responses. But if you send an e-mail between 9 p.m. and 7 a.m., you'll have to wait a bit because those are the hours during which she either thinks about or actually engages in sleep, the latter of which is completely non-negotiable.

Her websites are:
www.ElizabethLyons.com
www.FirstYearWithTwins.com
www.PublishAProfitableBook.com
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