Table of Contents
Scientifically, Introductions Are an Idiot Thing ix
I So We Bailed on That Reality and We Came to This One 1
1 The Genuine Article Φ-173 Rick Sanchez 3
2 The Unimportance of Identity When You Have a Portal Gun Chris Lay 13
3 The M. Night Sh-imulation Hypothesis Charlene Elsby 25
4 Could a Divine Creator Turn Out to Be a Selfish Jerk? Eric J. Silverman Connor Channer 35
5 Who'd Rick Kill? Or, Who Killed Rick? Elliot Knuths 45
6 Truth in a Multiverse Elizabeth Rard 53
II Come Watch TV 61
7 Rick and Morty as Socratic Television John Altmann 63
8 Neither the Hero You Deserve Nor the Hero You Need Lester C. Abesamis 71
9 The Fallacy of the Many Heads Courtney Beresheim 83
10 On Being and Meeseeks Charles Klayman 91
11 Are You Imagining That Poopybutthole? Lester C. Abesamis 103
III I Have No Code of Ethics, Just Love Killin' 61
12 Jerry's Dick Wayne Yuen H-232 117
13 Rick, Morty, and the Cure for Unhappiness William Tebokkel Adam Baseman 129
14 Jerryboree! Daniel Malloy 139
15 Loving Your Pet Is Better than Utilitarianism Rob Luzecky 147
IV God, Grandpa, You're Such a Dick! 157
16 He's Ethickle Rick!!! Matthew Hummel 159
17 Who Is "Rick" Anyway? Ethan Landes 171
18 What Makes Rick Tick? John V. Karavitis 181
19 The Citadel of Ricks Is Untruth Matthew Brake 191
20 Getting Your Shit Together Stoic Style Travis Taft 201
Bibliography 211
Citadel of Authors 215
Index 223