Santa Claus is Dead

Santa Claus is Dead

by Jason Twede
Santa Claus is Dead

Santa Claus is Dead

by Jason Twede

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Overview

An Elf stumbles across Santa’s body in the middle of the forest. A single set of footprints lead to the body and disappear. There is nothing else around for miles.

And so begins the most important investigation of detective Johnny Iceberg’s career.

Discover a world in which Elves may be disgruntled factory workers or photographers on snowshoed stilts — a world in which Mrs. Claus is less than half Santa’s age and wears a curvy, low-cut size 6 — a world in which penguins can be police officers and polar bears are beat reporters — a world in which humans are the minority and the native Snowmen have to hibernate each summer to keep from melting.

Experience the desperate struggle for light and warmth beneath winter’s perpetual night — the showdown of competing Christmas ideologies and dreams — the heartache of Christmas pasts and the promise of Christmas futures.

Above all, experience the quest of a jaded, bitter detective trying to save the life and resurrect the innocence of an anguished 11-year old girl who finds herself framed for the murder of Santa Claus.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940013312197
Publisher: Jason Twede
Publication date: 11/01/2006
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 272
File size: 961 KB

About the Author

Jason Twede graduated from Weber State University with his Bachelor's in Sociology and from Thomas M. Cooley Law School with his Juris Doctor. He currently lives in Snowflake, Arizona where he works as a prosecutor.
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