Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead
SOMEBODY TELL AUNT TILLIE SHE'S DEAD: (This Book Consists of Two Volumes: Killing Aunt Tillie and Aunt Tillie's Revenge)
A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life!
Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's whather cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from herapartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when thetarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.
Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her soleheir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers AuntTillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, evenpost-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.
When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit ofthe most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her --literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl fromherself.
The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a quirkyurban fantasy that mixes humor, suspense and witchcraft.
Caution: This story is not suitable for children.
WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:
"What a fun book. I fell asleep reading it and in the morning, I stayed in bed to finish it."
-- Finals Judge, 2012 Writers Digest Self-Published Book Awards
"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!"
-- Wickedly Bookish
"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills."
-- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern
"Atremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in theTV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting andidiosyncratic characters that leap off the page with the power of theirintention within the story." -- Reading is My Super Power
WHAT OTHER AUTHORS ARE SAYING:
"This was such a fun read! It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty,romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down."
-- Sibel Hodge, Voodoo Deadly
"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to -- and the ones wechoose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final,shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!"
-- Barbra Annino, Opal Fire: A Stacy Justice Mystery
"A fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness tochill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's justenough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller'shilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended forfun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights."
-- Bonnie Turner, Down the Memory Hole
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A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life!
Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's whather cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from herapartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when thetarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.
Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her soleheir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers AuntTillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, evenpost-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.
When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit ofthe most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her --literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl fromherself.
The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a quirkyurban fantasy that mixes humor, suspense and witchcraft.
Caution: This story is not suitable for children.
WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:
"What a fun book. I fell asleep reading it and in the morning, I stayed in bed to finish it."
-- Finals Judge, 2012 Writers Digest Self-Published Book Awards
"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!"
-- Wickedly Bookish
"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills."
-- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern
"Atremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in theTV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting andidiosyncratic characters that leap off the page with the power of theirintention within the story." -- Reading is My Super Power
WHAT OTHER AUTHORS ARE SAYING:
"This was such a fun read! It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty,romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down."
-- Sibel Hodge, Voodoo Deadly
"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to -- and the ones wechoose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final,shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!"
-- Barbra Annino, Opal Fire: A Stacy Justice Mystery
"A fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness tochill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's justenough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller'shilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended forfun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights."
-- Bonnie Turner, Down the Memory Hole
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead
SOMEBODY TELL AUNT TILLIE SHE'S DEAD: (This Book Consists of Two Volumes: Killing Aunt Tillie and Aunt Tillie's Revenge)
A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life!
Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's whather cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from herapartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when thetarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.
Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her soleheir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers AuntTillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, evenpost-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.
When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit ofthe most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her --literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl fromherself.
The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a quirkyurban fantasy that mixes humor, suspense and witchcraft.
Caution: This story is not suitable for children.
WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:
"What a fun book. I fell asleep reading it and in the morning, I stayed in bed to finish it."
-- Finals Judge, 2012 Writers Digest Self-Published Book Awards
"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!"
-- Wickedly Bookish
"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills."
-- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern
"Atremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in theTV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting andidiosyncratic characters that leap off the page with the power of theirintention within the story." -- Reading is My Super Power
WHAT OTHER AUTHORS ARE SAYING:
"This was such a fun read! It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty,romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down."
-- Sibel Hodge, Voodoo Deadly
"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to -- and the ones wechoose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final,shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!"
-- Barbra Annino, Opal Fire: A Stacy Justice Mystery
"A fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness tochill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's justenough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller'shilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended forfun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights."
-- Bonnie Turner, Down the Memory Hole
A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life!
Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's whather cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from herapartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when thetarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.
Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her soleheir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers AuntTillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, evenpost-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.
When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit ofthe most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her --literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl fromherself.
The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead is a quirkyurban fantasy that mixes humor, suspense and witchcraft.
Caution: This story is not suitable for children.
WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:
"What a fun book. I fell asleep reading it and in the morning, I stayed in bed to finish it."
-- Finals Judge, 2012 Writers Digest Self-Published Book Awards
"This was so much fun to read I didn't want it to end! If you are looking for a paranormal story that has it all, this is it!"
-- Wickedly Bookish
"Get ready for a psychic roller coaster ride. This book is a tour de force novel of magic, spellcraft and over all chills."
-- Everything Magical and Middle Eastern
"Atremendous amount of fun to read. Christiana Miller's background in theTV industry shows in her confident, imaginative plotting andidiosyncratic characters that leap off the page with the power of theirintention within the story." -- Reading is My Super Power
WHAT OTHER AUTHORS ARE SAYING:
"This was such a fun read! It's not all witchiness, though, it's also witty,romantic, and heartfelt. You won't be able to put it down."
-- Sibel Hodge, Voodoo Deadly
"A spellbinding tale about the families we are born to -- and the ones wechoose. It captivates from the first page and holds on until the final,shocking conclusion. You won't want to miss it!"
-- Barbra Annino, Opal Fire: A Stacy Justice Mystery
"A fine romp through spookyland, with enough paranormal creepiness tochill your blood. Witches, demons, magic spells, oh my! There's justenough intrigue and magic spells to keep you on edge, and Miller'shilarious one-liners leave you begging for more. Highly recommended forfun but scary reading on dark, stormy nights."
-- Bonnie Turner, Down the Memory Hole
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9780998528328 |
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| Publisher: | HekaRose Publishing |
| Publication date: | 10/23/2017 |
| Series: | A Toad Witch Mystery , #1 |
| Pages: | 376 |
| Product dimensions: | 6.50(w) x 1.50(h) x 9.50(d) |
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