| You Won't Look a Day Over 40 | 1 |
| So Says the Pyramid | 2 |
| Jumping Out the Office Window | 3 |
| $30 Trillion in Frozen Bodies | 4 |
| Medical Experiments on Felons | 5 |
| Popes Harmed | 6 |
| A German Empire | 7 |
| Ireland Relocated | 8 |
| Lasting Peace in 2002? | 9 |
| Earth Knocked Off its Orbit | 10 |
| China Invades the Middle East | 11 |
| Freight Shipped Cross-Country by Air Tube | 12 |
| Ship of Pearls | 13 |
| "Aerocar" Garage | 14 |
| Highways Give Way to Hovercraft | 15 |
| All-Wheel Steering | 16 |
| The Life Span of Cars | 17 |
| Good-bye to Black Ink on White Pages | 18 |
| Moral Breakdown | 19 |
| Abortion | 20 |
| Women's Work? | 21 |
| A Woman President | 22 |
| Freeways Converted into Skating Rinks | 23 |
| No More Ironing | 24 |
| A Tunnel to America | 25 |
| Bridges Across the Atlantic | 26 |
| "A Milk Faucet in Every Kitchen!" | 27 |
| Growing Chicken Parts | 28 |
| Man Will Fly (from Hill to Hill) | 29 |
| Oprah Buys CBS | 30 |
| Sharon Stone Rescues Plane from Hijacker | 31 |
| Paid to be Idle | 32 |
| Earth Admitted to Interstellar Federation | 33 |
| Mechanical Doctors | 34 |
| Square Tomatoes | 35 |
| A Paradise for Womankind | 36 |
| Hot Walls | 37 |
| Air Conditioning Faucets | 38 |
| A Thermostat in Your Clothes | 39 |
| Hosing Down the Living Room | 40 |
| No Tolerance for the Nonproductive | 41 |
| Household Robots | 42 |
| No Smoking | 43 |
| Municipal Umbrella | 44 |
| World Population | 45 |
| No More Racial Prejudice | 46 |
| End of the Cold War | 47 |
| Boswash, Chipitts, and Sansan | 48 |
| Cure for the Cold | 49 |
| A Really Easy Pregnancy | 50 |
| Canada Claimed by the U.S. | 51 |
| Specialized Breeding of Humans | 52 |
| Modern Gas Stations | 53 |
| Women Make No Bad Marriages | 54 |
| Fashions Never Change | 55 |
| Distant Events Relayed By Mirrors | 56 |
| State-of-the-Art Home for $5000 | 57 |
| Domed Cities | 58 |
| Talking Plants | 59 |
| The Speed of Light | 60 |
| Basketball Goals 12 Feet High | 61 |
| Earthscrapers | 62 |
| Moats Come Back in Style | 63 |
| A Marriage for Family, A Marriage for Pleasure | 64 |
| Sex for Efficiency Only | 65 |
| Ice Age | 66 |
| California Earthquake | 67 |
| Rats, the Plague, and Celebrities | 68 |
| "The Rockin' Royals," Regis Philbin, and Roseanne | 69 |
| Alien Virus | 70 |
| Men on Mars | 71 |
| Commuters Whisked through Tunnels at 500 mph | 72 |
| Family Helicopter Parked on the Roof | 73 |
| The American Highway of the Year 2000 | 74 |
| The White House in Minneapolis? | 75 |
| The Debit Card | 76 |
| Marlboro, Winston, and Marijuana | 77 |
| Castro | 78 |
| Saddam Hussein's Rule Ends | 79 |
| No Man on the Moon | 80 |
| Tragedy for the Royal Family | 81 |
| Women Will Rule the World | 82 |
| No Professional Sports | 83 |
| Somebody Forgot to Tell My Boss | 84 |
| Bathing Bubble | 85 |
| Just Two More Popes | 86 |
| God Coming to Garland, Texas | 87 |
| Touched by an Alien | 88 |
| Nostradamus Predicts Catastrophe in 1999 | 89 |
| The End of Democracy | 91 |
| Underwear Converted into Candy | 92 |
| Silicone Injections in Every Girl's Make-up Kit | 93 |
| A Cure for Grouchy Spouses | 94 |
| Your Brain Wired to a Computer | 95 |
| A Helicopter in Your Backpack | 96 |
| "We Deliver!" | 97 |
| An "Airship" with Bat-like Wings | 98 |
| Eve Takes Off Her Leaf | 99 |
| Doctors Refund Fees If Patient Not Cured | 100 |
| Golf the Chief Pursuit of Man | 101 |