The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around
From the viral social media account @oldjewishmen comes a hilarious and irresistible guide and perfect gift for every OJM and the people who put up with him

Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man—it’s a lifestyle.) Plus, there’s helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals. A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.
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The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around
From the viral social media account @oldjewishmen comes a hilarious and irresistible guide and perfect gift for every OJM and the people who put up with him

Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man—it’s a lifestyle.) Plus, there’s helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals. A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.
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The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around

The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around

by Noah Rinsky
The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around

The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around

by Noah Rinsky

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From the viral social media account @oldjewishmen comes a hilarious and irresistible guide and perfect gift for every OJM and the people who put up with him

Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man—it’s a lifestyle.) Plus, there’s helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals. A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781523523566
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Publication date: 09/17/2024
Pages: 224
Sales rank: 103,959
Product dimensions: 7.90(w) x 6.40(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Noah Rinsky is a writer and creator of @oldjewishmen. He lives in Brooklyn, New York, where he knows the location and rating of every public urinal.

Table of Contents

Pre(r)amble
Chapter 1: HOW TO EXIST IN THIS FAKAKTA WORLD
Chapter 2: KING OF THE TEMPLE
Chapter 3: THE OJM DELI ASSOCIATION . . . AND MORE
Chapter 4: HOW TO LIVE FOREVER 
Chapter 5: GETTIN’ AROUND
Chapter 6: THE ART OF THE SCHMOOZE 
Chapter 7: RUNNIN’ THE FAMILY CIRCUS 
Chapter 8: HAIRY OLD MEN LIKE IT HOT
Chapter 9: THE OJM INCOMING CLASS
The Final Word

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